Chapter 2: Aliens (Part II)
"We are a fifth-level civilization, which belongs to the intermediate stage of the entire interstellar civilization, and your first level belongs to the primitive stage, with an interval of about forty thousand years of development in between. #ηΎεΊ¦ζ (Hand Fight) Read the latest Hand Fight chapter of this book#I'm from the Sith Empire in the Alpha Galaxy, and I'm an Energy Mecha Samurai. The reason why I know your language is because your language, or the language of the entire civilization galaxy in the universe, is in the entire big database, and you can call the data storage system in your brain at any time if you want, and then use the sound system to turn the universal language of the Alpha galaxy into your language......"
Tang Xiaoyan was suddenly going to stay again, because this alien revealed at least a few terrifying messages.
First: This alien is an energy mecha samurai, his dream profession.
Second: the language information of the earth, or all the information of the earth, is in the database of aliens, which means that we don't know anything about people, but they know everything about us. Earthlings are like children without clothes in their eyes, or they can destroy the earth at any time if they want to.
Third: This alien brain still has a database, which shows that the development of the brain has been relatively perfect. The earthlings have only developed three or four percent, and this alien may have developed dozens of percent. And they also have the so-called sound system on them, which means that they are already half human and half machine? Could it be that this is the direction of the development of earthlings in the future, Tang Xiaoyan suddenly felt shuddered.
"That's right, our brain domain has been developed about fifty-five percent, and most of our bodies are already made of digital materials, which is what you imagine to be half human and half machine. The reason why we don't come to attack the Earth is because the Earth is small and useless. For example, do you earthlings become possessive of ants and take their nests for yourself? The alien spoke suddenly.
Tang Xiaoyan was so shocked that his eyes were about to fall, this alien was able to decipher the words in his heart, which was terrifying.
"Human speech is a process of energy release, and human thinking is also a process of energy release. Before people speak, they think in their heads, and then express them through the vocal system. And what I think in my heart is just not transmitted through the vocal system. But the energy fluctuations caused are the same......" The alien continued to interpret Tang Xiaoyan's thoughts.
"You can think of us as ants, but the earth is definitely not an ant nest, she is beautiful and great." Tang Xiaoyan suddenly said hard.
He worships the sun the most, and the earth he loves the most.
The alien was stunned, then continued, "It seems that the lower carbonyl creatures are not completely useless. Yes, your planet is extremely scarce or even inferior in terms of energy and energy, but it is indeed a beautiful and habitable planet, and I can even feel the doting on you creatures on this planet. It's not as harsh as our planet. This planet is as comfortable as possible for you to live in, tolerate your mistakes, and even sacrifice your own energy......"
Speaking of this, the alien was a little confused, and then immediately came over and said: "Now I answer your other question, although we see you as ants, although the energy minerals on the earth are very low-level and we don't see them at all, but we are still here." The reason is simple, because our galaxy is in the midst of a galactic war, and the planet I live on has perished and become a burning hell. We were pursued by the Alliance's mecha warriors and warships, fleeing all over the universe, the spaceship was hit, the database was wrong, the space jump error came to your system, and then hit a small satellite, the spaceship was destroyed, I had to find a planet with intelligent life in the nearest galaxy to land, so I abandoned the ship and came to your planet wearing mechs......"
"Oh, so you are fleeing?" Tang Xiaoyan secretly said in his heart, and suddenly gloated a little, who let this appearance person's attitude be so dragging.
The alien obviously read Tang Xiaoyan's mind, but there was no reaction.
"It doesn't matter if you're fleeing or traveling, whatever your status? After all, you represent your galaxy, and it is said that I must find the secretary general of the United Council of Planets to receive you, which is in line with the administrative rules of our earth, called reciprocal reception. But I don't have the phone number of the secretary general, I don't even have the mobile phone number of our head of state, so I can only call our mayor and ask him to receive you, and his phone number I still see on the mayor's hotline on TV. β
"No need." The alien suddenly smiled, and his smile made Tang Xiaoyan a little scared.
"Because, soon you will disappear from this world." The alien said coldly.
"Wow, isn't it? Don't you think of us as ants? Even ants are going to be trampled to death, okay, I won't call the mayor's hotline, I don't think you can succeed? I'm sleepwalking, my name is Jia Junpeng, and my mother called me home for dinner......"
"I'm sorry, but you're the first earthling I've seen, and the only one I've seen so far. I can't let the government of the Earth know of my arrival, that would bring me great danger and inconvenience, although I only think of you as ants, but in an old saying of your Earth, more ants can bite and kill elephants. I need to slowly find energy in your Earth and accumulate energy so that my mech can regain power to fly, and I need to repair my ship in outer space and then pilot it to the secret colony planet of our Sith Empire. So I may need to stay on your earth for more than a decade, or maybe decades. It would be very inconvenient not to have the identity of an earthling, so I have to make you disappear, and then I will be an earthlings for a while in your place......"
"How is that possible? How can it be? Tang Xiaoyan suddenly shouted: "I'm so handsome, you're so ugly, how can you become like me......"
Tang Xiaoyan hadn't finished speaking, and suddenly looked at everything in front of him in amazement.
Aliens transformed? The skin that is not green and gray begins to recede and becomes human skin. Hair grows, eyes become smaller, nose gets bigger, and mouth gets smaller......
Half a minute later, the alien completely disappeared, and standing in front of Tang Xiaoyan was a complete earthling.
"You, you still don't look like me, how can I be so handsome?" Tang Xiaoyan suddenly said angrily.
The alien suddenly said a little helplessly: "I am changing according to your appearance, and I am 100% similar to you." Your so-called handsome must be your imaginary self, and you just imagine yourself to be more handsome......"
The alien told the truth very cruelly, which made Tang Xiaoyan suddenly shocked, and he couldn't wait to cry, every time he looked in the mirror, he felt that he was a little handsome, and then he felt that he was already very handsome over time. Now the other self is standing naked in front of him, completely breaking the long-standing self-hypnosis.
But at this time, survival is the most important thing, Tang Xiaoyan hurriedly said: "Look, I don't look very handsome?" Moreover, my family conditions are not very wealthy, which is not conducive to the development of your future career. I have a classmate who is handsome and has money in his family, why don't you become like him and then vaporize it from the world? His name is Ling Hushou, and his family lives at 867 Holland Avenue, and that big, beautiful blue villa is his home, and I can take you there now......"
"No, your ordinary face is just right, you won't be found if you hide in the crowd, no one wants to take a second look, even if you look at it more, you won't remember it, I don't like to be noticed!" The alien's words were like knives, stabbing into Tang Xiaoyan's chest one by one.
"You not only insulted my personality, but you also insulted my dignity, and I fought with you." Tang Xiaoyan suddenly opened his teeth and claws to rush over and fight with the aliens.
However, he forgot that he was caught in his hand by a mecha more than five meters tall and couldn't move, so he spat at the alien violently.
The mecha fingered, and the spit suddenly disappeared, turning into glowing ashes and scattering, the effect was really gorgeous and romantic.
"Wow, that's a great trick, huh?" Tang Xiaoyan was suddenly amazed.
"It's just that the water in your saliva is split into oxygen and hydrogen, and most of the rest is protease, and the hydrogen burns, burning impurities such as protease into ashes and dropping it." The alien explained.
Tang Xiaoyan suddenly shook his head and said, "Aliens are too boring. β
Then, Tang Xiaoyan said: "Then you become like me, what should I do with myself?" How do you make me disappear from the world? β
"Eat it." The alien said lightly: "Although you are a low-level carbonyl creature, you basically belong to junk food. But it's also energy, especially since your brain contains a lot of high-level energy essence, and absorbing it is very good for me. β
"Eat?" Tang Xiaoyan was suddenly terrified, and his hair almost stood on end.
Then, Tang Xiaoyan did the wisest thing.
"Help, aliens are going to eat people!" Tang Xiaoyan let out a howl like killing a pig.
"Scream hard, no one can hear it, and no one can see it." Alien: "When I landed on Earth, your government and miscellaneous people had already come to surround this place, and now we are surrounded by people and cars, and there are thousands of people. But I used spatial folding, so they can't see us, and you can't see them. β
"Wow, space can be folded, aliens are awesome." Tang Xiaoyan sighed and said, "Then I will accept my fate, for the sake of me being eaten by you, can I make a few requests?" β
"Yes, I agree." Aliens.
"I haven't even said it yet." Tang Xiaoyan said.
"I already know. First, after all, I will live as Tang Xiaoyan in the future, and my height and face are all familiar to others, and it is difficult to change. But for the sake of your face, it's better to make your genitals bigger, preferably like the male protagonist in the AV movie, the genitals are thick, big and powerful. Second: Go and soak the nichola in your hands. Third: Go and beat up Linghu Shou. β
"It's so boring to communicate with aliens." Tang Xiaoyan said: "Finally, there is one more request, can you be civilized when you eat me, don't unload eight pieces, don't cook and fry, don't put ingredients, barbecue is especially terrifying, the best, the best, can you not eat it?" β
"Don't worry, eating is just a verb. It's just that I'm devouring all the energy in you, or to be precise, merging your body into mine. Aliens: "Not bloody, not painful......"
"Oh, then you can eat, I promise not to beg for mercy, I can't lose the face of the earthlings, and the man should be single." Tang Xiaoyan broke the can, broke the road.
"Smack." As soon as the mecha hand let go, Tang Xiaoyan fell to the ground.
Then, under Tang Xiaoyan's horrified gaze, the mecha began to fold itself, and the more it was stacked, the smaller it became, the smaller it became. In the end, it was folded from a big guy more than five meters tall into a fist-sized cube, a Rubik's Cube with a strange metallic luster.
This mecha is also too awesome, and it is impossible to imagine how many generations it is ahead of the mecha of the earth.
The alien took the Rubik's Cube in his hand, and then said to Tang Xiaoyan, "Let's start." β
Suddenly, the alien's body suddenly blackened, a pair of huge wings grew, and the whole body suddenly cracked a huge mouth, which was pitch black, like a demon's big mouth, ready to devour everything at any time.
Tang Xiaoyan only felt that the demon's mouth suddenly gave birth to a huge suction, which wanted to completely devour him.
Tang Xiaoyan immediately closed his eyes: "It may be more effective to make a wish before being devoured, I wish my father, mother, and in short, my family health, longevity, happiness, joy, and prosperity." I wish Ning Coco also happiness, falling in love with someone is not to possess, but to hope that she is happy...... Phew, no more hypocrisy. I wish that I would rather not look down on any man in my life, and I don't want to be touched by other men in my single generation, and I wish that his business will be prosperous and his novels will be a big hit......"
Suddenly, Tang Xiaoyan only felt black, as if he had fallen into hell, and suddenly lost all his intuition, and he was devoured......