A group of handsome young people looked enviously and hatefully at the pirate brother and the pretty maid who were holding hands and snuggling up and dancing on the dance floor into the dance floor.

"Hey, this beauty, your Yida~~"

"Golden Crispy Chicken or Finger Sucking Original Chicken, beauty, which one do you like?"

"The beautiful scenery of a good day is a day, and the courtyard is happy! Beauty, why don't you have a drink together, dance together, have an in-depth exchange, and do something shameful? ”

“……”

As the saying goes: people don't have a face and the world is invincible.

After putting down their faces, a group of wolves have exposed their true nature, all kinds of teasing, all kinds of coquettishness, chanting poetry, showing off muscles, and even telling jokes and rehearsing two-person turns......

For example, the Jade Emperor and Rulai are arguing over who is the boss of the Heavenly Realm.

Jade Emperor: "I dominate the way of heaven!" ”

Rulai: "You have been beaten by monkeys. ”

Jade Emperor: "I have gone through 17,500 calamities, and I have become an immortal golden body!" ”

Rulai: "You have been beaten by monkeys. ”

Jade Emperor: "Can we not mention monkeys?" ”

Rulai: "Your sister (Yao Ji) was slept with by mortals." ”

Jade Emperor: "......"

Rulai: "Your daughter (Weaver Girl) was slept with by mortals. ”

Jade Emperor: "......"

Rulai: "Your niece (the Three Virgins) was also slept by mortals. ”

Jade Emperor: "Let's talk about monkeys......"

Five big men gather in front of a pretty and cute maid and argue.

One person said: "In the seven provinces, known as the king of Lu, the first Lu is respectful!" ”

The second humane: "Fortunately, I am the champion of the two wide shots, known as the king of the shooting king, shoot on the wall, shoot first for respect!" ”

The third person: "Brother and slow!" The sprinkle family is the Weizhou little official Lu Ti who uprootes the weeping willows, and he is also the first to insert it as a respect! ”

The fourth human: "Everyone, stay here! In the lower Buddha Mountain, a fairy tongue, the ghosts and gods of heaven and earth are frightened! Tongue first! ”

The last man said: "Four young heroes stay!" Xiao Sheng is a Brokeback Mountain under the surname of Mr. Private School, the name silver, the word often shoots, because often wandering between the flowers and persevered for a long time, so it is said that Mr. Shencannon, the first to do for respect! ”

“……”

“…… It's a talent! Qin Fen rolled his eyes when he heard this, and he wanted to ask, "Are you all teases invited by monkeys?" ”

After clearing his throat, Qin Fen also began to look for a dance partner. There happened to be a cream boy with a fair face next to him, and his eyes were melancholy and said:

In fact, in the end, Xiangbei did not dominate the country, Sakuragi did not catch up with Haruko, and Rukawa Kaede did not go to get married, everyone lived their own lives...... But this is life, and imperfection is perfection. Dedicated to the youth we have ever missed the most. ”

Hearing this, Qin Fen couldn't help but say on the side:

"In fact, the real life is that Xiangbei disbanded the basketball team due to the poor admission rate, Haruko married the coal boss in Shanxi, and the Sakuragi guy became an ordinary courier, two years later, Haruko gave birth to a son who 'called whoever died', and as a result, Sakuragi died in an unknown accident~~ Rukawa Kaede became a special actor in the club, and every cappella was on fire, and Mitsui was hacked to death five years later...... That's the reality, boy. ”

As soon as the words fell, the delicate maid walked to Qin Fen's side, and the little bird was in the shape of a human.

Qin Fen pulled the girl around in a chic manner, never forgetting the melancholy gaze of the fair-skinned youth......

In another place, a young man stood in front of the maid, boasting and saying:

"Contemptible McCarron. James. Rothschild, my father was the chief consul of the Rothschild family, and I woke up every day from a bed of more than 50,000 square meters to face more than 200 young, beautiful, sexy maids. I brush my teeth with a diamond toothbrush, wash my face with a panda fur towel, and comb my hair with an ivory comb...... And I have a handsome appearance that is irresistible to the opposite sex, and a wisdom that is beyond the reach of the laity. ”

"But...... I didn't feel happy about that. Living in the same world and breathing the same air as those vulgar people makes me feel uncomfortable......"

"I crave the freshness of prehistory, the thrill of flying with dinosaurs...... Do you know? I have a collection of the skeleton of the world's largest T-Rex in my house, and even the feces of the world's longest dinosaur......"

Qin Fen happened to pass by, and said with a smile: "I've licked it, strawberry flavor." ”

"You ......"

"Ah, the chewy taste in my mouth, refreshing and quaint, made my teeth experience the ultimate food enjoyment. After chewing about four or five hundred times, a strong strawberry flavor stretched out in my mouth, instantly occupied my taste buds, detonated my mouth, as if eating Xuanmai, people couldn't stop at all~~ It was the taste of time brewing, and it never dissipated for a long time. Different from the elastic skin, the soft and glutinous sandwich is unforgettable......

Before she finished speaking, the delicate maid walked up to Qin Fen's side and leaned on Qin Fen's shoulder affectionately. The three of them left, leaving only the unhappy young man standing in place with a dull expression, and a faint trace of sadness blew in the breeze......

Looking at the two maids snuggled beside him, Qin Fen thought thoughtfully:

"Is the way to attract these maids to rely on complaining? Could it be that these demon maids are all caught complaining stars? The reason why I didn't open my mouth was because I couldn't stop complaining! ”

Qin Fen sighed vicissitudes of life, and walked past a man who talked endlessly about his glorious fan career with the maid, and Qin Fen said quietly:

"With the perfect end of the 2016 Qingdao World Cup, Li Yi's amazing oolong, the fans of the Great Celestial Empire finally recalled the fear of being once dominated by Western giants, and the humiliation of never winning even at home~~"

"Girl, I don't usually smoke or drink, but I have a little hobby, such as smoking white/powder or something...... Actually, I am a good person, an upright and selfless person! If you think about it, Obama is also a drug addict, so why did Americans still elect him president? Jobs also took drugs, why do so many people buy apples? ”

Qin Fen passed by and complained leisurely:

"Obama also took / drugs, but the president at that time was still someone else, and Jobs also took / drugs, but apples were still fruits at that time~~ You also took / drugs ~ Unfortunately, you are not Ke Zhendong."

“……”

Others followed suit, and under the rounds of black and poisonous tongues, the party finally came to a successful end.

After returning to the rest room, the first thing Qin Fen did was to rinse his mouth with water, and after a while, he finally shook his head with a wry smile, and finally deeply realized the evil and undisciplined nature of these games.

"I finally understand why there is a rest room, if there is one more round, normal people will all have to collapse......