Chapter 036: The Yellow River Monster
In fact, regarding the details of the alliance of the ten earth-walking immortals during the Republic of China, Du Baichuan did not mention much to Du Muqing.
Yes, I did.
The Du family must treat each other well when they meet Sun Jiuye or a disciple who has a donkey's hooves.
At this moment, Du Muqing heard Sun Panzi say that they were all offering incense for Guangri, and secretly said to herself, "This, this...... This kind of incense worship method is obviously used by impermanent ghosts who hold the great order of soul restraint, and they are all used on a big living person at first glance! "The ancient books of the Du family describe that the ancestors passed away and their children were worried about filial piety in the Ding, if one of the people who kept filial piety was born with yin and yang eyes, or the first seven hit the day of the big break is easy to see dirty things, most of the cases are black and white impermanence, as long as you use this perverse method to incense the ghost to keep safe.
How did they use it on the big living person of Guangri.
Could it be that Guang is a ghost.
Du Muqing couldn't understand, how could her grandfather make such a lowly mistake?
Bao Yuan, Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao were drunk in the story of Sun Panzi, and they all listened to his experience as "One Thousand and One Nights", of course, they couldn't hear that the rules in it were illogical. Suddenly, Du Muqing saw that the fat hair seemed to have something to say, and seemed to be trembling all over, with a crappy face and a thick neck, Du Muqing said in her heart: "Could it be that he also heard it?" "I heard that the fat hair let out a series of quick farts.
Only then did I find out that he was a lame fart.
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The incense burns out.
Guang Ri instructed the people to eat the bone god fruit and the grains stained with fragrant ashes.
No one raised any objections, Du Baichuan had already popularized the benefits for everyone before taking the three holy products of the Bone Divine Fruit, Golden Feather Grass, and Jade Heart, that is, the Bone Divine Fruit was a blind taste in the "elixir of life", who didn't want to eat their own stomach and live a few more springs and autumns.
Sun Panzi knew that such supreme holy products as the Bone Divine Fruit could not only replenish qi and increase blood, but also increase longevity, and since he picked it, he secretly remembered to eat one, but he didn't know to eat it with the grains covered with fragrant ashes. Seriously, Sun Panzi has eaten worse than this, and he didn't think much about it before he took three or five bites.
Ranked by age.
From big to small, they are: Qiao Santan, Wu Feigou, Zhang Liutong, Huang Qisuan, Zhang Liuzhi, Chen Shinian, Du Baichuan, Wu Hou'er, Sun Panzi, Pei Yong, so Sun Panzi is called the Ninth Master, and Du Baichuan is called the Seventh Master.
Guang Ri led everyone on board.
The dangerous peaks of the strange mountains have no obstacle for Sun Panzi, but if you put him on the water, the true colors of the landlubber can be displayed at a glance. I have never seen such a big boat in my life, let alone sit on it, and Sun Panzi's eyes are dizzy when he looks at the mighty Yellow River. got on the boat and sailed out for dozens of miles, Sun Panzi lay on the edge of the boat and vomited wildly, his face was pale, a rapid wave came head-on, and Sun Panzi was planted with hysteria into the Yellow River.
Zhang Liuzhi was quick to move, and hurriedly threw the anchored hemp rope into the water, and pulled it up violently when Sun Pan grabbed it.
In the endless Yellow River, the plate of the sun is like a leaf sinking, and the turbulent river water is choking to the mouth.
Seeing it is not possible.
Du Baichuan grabbed the hemp rope and jumped down.
Wu Hou'er is not good at water, even if he jumps into the river to save people, it is useless, he stomps his feet on the deck, and when it comes to the ability in the water, Huang Qi is the fourth among these people. However, Huang Qisuan did not have the slightest intention of going into the water to save people, he thought: "If we worship Guangri as a teacher, that Guangri must have the means to save people!" Although Du Baichuan was stung by a flying scorpion, he couldn't get wet, as long as he touched the water, it hurt hotly, and he grabbed the rope with one hand and tried his best to probe his feet. When Sun Pan grabbed randomly, he touched Du Baichuan's feet and slowly climbed up, thanks to the kung fu on his arm.
Zhang Liuzhi pulled him up.
Sun Pan poured on the deck and spat out water.
Du Baichuan was dipped in water, and his back hurt hotly, and he couldn't get up anymore when he got on the deck.
Suddenly, only a loud sound was heard, and the hull shook sharply, and then it turned three hundred and sixty degrees like sailing into a whirlpool, and for a time the sky was spinning and standing unsteadily, and the ten brothers all felt that they were about to be thrown out of the ship, and fear arose, but Guang Ri was very calm.
"At first glance?" Everyone looked at the river.
"Master, what should I do?" Huang Qisuan relied on the water-based superior lying on the edge of the boat alone, only to see a huge whirlpool with the ship as the axis.
"It's over, it's over!" Chen Shi screamed, but he was secretly scolding in his heart: "Guangri accepted us as apprentices, why did you take us to the Yellow River, now you are in trouble, Chen Ye has come to the end of his life!" ”
"There is no big problem if there is a promising teacher!" Under these circumstances, Guang Ri is still calm and relaxed, as if the whirlpool is not worth mentioning at all.
At this moment, it was really terrifying, the scream was quiet for a moment, and there was a sour and numb feeling under the feet in the ground, and with a loud bang, the hull of the ship broke away from the whirlpool and flew high five feet, and it fell with a bang, and the half-wood and half-iron ship almost fell apart, and the waves rushed straight into the boat.
"...... shouldn't have come to the Yellow River," Qiao Santan was shocked.
"Take the water path of the earth immortals, the earth immortal ancestor didn't make a difficulty, but we are going to die in the belly of the fish!" Zhang Liutong shouted.
"Our earth-walking immortals are stained with evil spirits, did the Ninth Master provoke the water god of the Yellow River just now?" Pei Yong screamed.
"Master, the Ninth Master has made the brothers miserable......" Wu Feigou, who had not spoken, shook off his crying.
As soon as the words fell, the boat flew out of the water again, and several cracks cracked on the deck, and through the cracks, everyone saw that there was a big monster under the water, with a huge golden mouth, and the teeth were sharper than the other, and that mouth alone was half the size of the ship, and it was even more unimaginable if you counted the body.
"When you meet the Yellow River water demon, you can't get by, it's over, it's over!" Wu Monkey'er's heart began to die.
"Shicai Lao Jiu inadvertently recruited a water monster underwater, you disciples don't have to worry, it's fine......" Guang Ri stood on the deck calmly and was not afraid at all, didn't catch anything, and still spoke in a low voice, jumping out word by word.
"It's almost into the mouth of the water demon, it's okay......"
"Alas, because grandpa, our brothers are all going to fold here!"
"This difficult water monster wants to get rid of it, so you have to leave something behind." Guangri stared at Sun Panzi.
"What?" Zhang Liuzhi asked strangely.
"No matter what you leave behind, hurry, no, the water demon is here again!" Chen Shinian stared at the deck and shouted hurriedly.
"Arms!"
The flesh on everyone's face is hard, and voluntarily cutting off hands and feet is really not just a bit of courage in the heart, and there is no advanced anesthesia technology at this time, for a while you look at me, I look at you, no one speaks, and they all think: "Whoever falls down counts who!" "Everyone's hands are getting tighter and tighter.
"The disciple is willing to cut off his arm!" Du Baichuan struggled to stand up, and said righteously: "Master, the disciple has seen a little bit of feng shui secret art in his family learning since he was a child, and he has no ability to subdue demons and fight ghosts, and the nine senior brothers all have a skill, and the senior brother's three probes cannot be done without hands, and the second senior brother's flying hook method cannot be achieved without hands......" Du Baichuan said this, only to hear a scream that tore his lungs and cracked his lungs.
The deck was red.
Sun Panzi cut off his left arm with a steel medicine shovel.
I saw Sun Panzi trembling with teeth, trying his best to cover his broken arm, and said intermittently: "Thanks to the love of the seventh brother, he twice rescued Sun regardless of life and death, this, this ...... This Yellow River monster was provoked by Sun, and then let the seventh brother cut off his arm in vain to atone for Sun's sins, I, I ...... Is my grandson still raised by his parents? All of you are famous and good at walking immortals, but, you can ...... But Sun Panzi is not, it's no pity to die if he dies! He held on to his words and fainted.
And then according to Wu Monkey.
Guangri threw Sun Panzi's left arm into the rolling rapids and was swallowed by the golden water monster, but the water monster seemed to be unfinished, and it looked like it was going to eat the whole boat before it stopped. Guang Ri put on an angry look and shouted: "Don't be ashamed of your face, it's so easy for you to be a disciple of the old monk, and it will become even worse to respect your arm, don't blame the old monk for not thinking that God has the virtue of a good life!" ”
Qiao Santan, Wu Feigou, and Huang Qisuan pondered: "Master, you are too arrogant, the water monsters in the Yellow River are not frightened!" ”
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