No. 270: Mi Guo, the lord will eat you
In the face of Chen Xiaoxian and Wu Deng's super powerful hacking technology, and in the face of the powerful X three-cube super matrix, Mi Guo finally gave up and surrendered.
Soon, they announced to the world the news of the cancellation of the East China Sea exercise, and strictly blocked the news, forbidding anyone to pass on the reason for the cancellation of the exercise.
However, in order to avoid being seen as a joke by the whole world, the United States also found many reasons to prevaricate.
For example, the discovery of Chinese fishing boats near the East China Sea affected the friendship between the two countries in order to avoid harming Chinese fishermen. There are many reasons, such as the release of new weapons, the possibility of affecting the ecological environment of the East China Sea, and so on, but finally some very reluctant excuses have been found.
Liang Shui saw this news on the Internet and couldn't help laughing happily: "Hehehe, I really didn't expect that Mi Guo would be so vulnerable in the face of high technology in the 23rd century." It was just a hacker war that knocked them down, and they surrendered so quickly. ”
"Master, according to historical data, more than 90% of any war is a contest between science and technology. The more technologically advanced side is most likely the winner. Our victory over the Mi Army is also an inevitable result. Chen Xiaoxian and Wu Dengchao said with a faint smile.
Liang Shui smiled, but he was not carried away by the victory, and quickly calmed down again, bowing his head and thinking.
After a while, he said: "Mi was defeated by China militarily as a huge joke, and it is very likely that it will become angry and embarrassed, collude with many developed countries in the world, join hands to suppress China, break out an economic war, and take measures such as banning the import of any products from China, and economically blocking China."
Although China is home to one-fifth of the world's population, and expanding domestic demand could allow many factories to survive, it will eventually have a huge impact.
At the very least, it will cause a large number of workers to lose their jobs and increase the pressure on social employment.
I don't have the financial strength to feed these unemployed.
Moreover, once there are too many unemployed people, it will bring about huge social contradictions.
If strong social contradictions are not resolved immediately, social stability will be undermined.
If the society is unstable and it is not so easy to develop radiation technology.
Therefore, in order to prevent the outbreak of economic war in the United States, you must immediately send an email to tell the President of the United States that they are not allowed to take any economic repression against China. ”
Chen Xiaoxian and Wu Dengchao responded, and quickly sent Liang Shui's meaning to the president of the United States.
Because Liang Shui controls the Mi army bases in the entire Asia-Pacific region, and the Mi army bases in the Asia-Pacific region account for more than forty percent of the entire Mi [***] force.
Therefore, the president of the United States and the senior management of the United States, in the face of Liang Shui's request, after some discussion, finally replied to the email two hours later and agreed.
"Master, I have received a reply from the president of the United States, and they promised not to suppress China economically." After Chen Xiaoxian received the email, he immediately reported to Liang Shui.
"Hahaha! I really didn't expect that Mi Guo would agree so quickly. It seems that they are very afraid of us now, are we going to get more benefits from our surnames at a time? Liang Shui couldn't help but laugh proudly when he heard the good news.
At the same time, he had a slightly bold and domineering idea.
Liang Shui thought for a while and said, "Chen Xiaoxian, it's better for us not to do it, to keep talking, and to be ruthless." You send an email to the president of the United States again, asking them to lower the high taxes on Chinese products. At the same time, tell the Devil Bird Country to let their teams that like to comfort themselves all go out of Hanging Fish Island, otherwise, the Yokosuka and Okinawa Mi Army bases will bomb the three major air headquarters of Aomori Prefecture, Saitama Prefecture, and Fukuoka Prefecture in the island country. ”
"Master, I'll send an email." Chen Xiaoxian responded, and immediately sent it to the president of the United States according to Liang Shui's meaning.
When the president of the United States saw Liang Shui's two demands, he was angry on the spot: "Shell, Huaguo is inevitably too arrogant, and has he put forward so many unreasonable demands to us again and again?" The tiger is not powerful, is it really when we are sick cats? Hair shell, hair shell! ”
By this time, the emergency meeting held by the United States had not yet ended, and many high-level officials of the United States were still present, and they couldn't help but ask worriedly after listening to the president's words: "President, what happened." What kind of demands does China make of us? ”
"The hateful Chinese people have demanded that we lower our taxes on Chinese products and not oppose Chinese dumping. In addition, they also demanded that we order our allies, the Devil's Island Nation, to get out of Hangyu Island, otherwise, they will take control of our military bases in Yokosuka and Okinawa in the Devil's Island Country, bomb the three major air commands of the Devil's Island Country, provoke a war between us and the Devil's Island Country, and sabotage the allied relations between the two countries. "The president of the United States slapped the table very angrily and roared like madness.
As soon as this remark came out, it immediately caused the displeasure of most of the high-level leaders of the United States, and they protested loudly.
"Damn, what does Huaguo want to do, do you want to start a war against our country?"
"Nima, China asks us not to break out an economic war, we can still accept it, we want us to reduce the import tax on Chinese products, and let us call the devil island country out of Hanging Fish Island, doesn't this want us to tell the world that our country is afraid of them Huaguo? Mara is forced, this must not be agreed! ”
"Damn the Chinese people, it's too arrogant, we must give them a little color to see!"
"Damn, when did we people suffer this kind of humiliation? Declare war on China! ”
"For the sake of the people of the United States, let's go to war!"
However, in the management of any country, if there are militants, there must be peacemakers.
When the people of the persuasion faction saw that the hawks and militants were so excited, they couldn't help but quickly and loudly persuade them.
"Once the United States and China go to war, the cunning Chinese people will definitely tell the world that it is our Chinese people who bully them, and they will definitely be able to get the sympathy and support of all countries in the world."
"Yes, for the whole world, the United States is far superior to China in terms of economy, politics and military, and if the United States and China start a war, it will pose a huge threat to China's neighboring countries, and they will join hands with China to deal with us."
"In addition, China now controls our Mi military bases in the entire Asia-Pacific region, accounting for more than forty percent of our Mi [***] strength. Once a war is provoked, they can not only use the weapons of the Mi military base to confront us, but also launch attacks on other developed countries, sow discord, and then unite against our Mi country. ”
"As a result, the United States will become the target of public criticism, and it will become a street rat that everyone shouts and beats in all countries in the world. Starting a war with Huaguo is really a good idea! ”
Although the hawks are belligerent, they are not brainless, and they were just carried away by Liang Shui's request just now. Now that they have listened to the words of the peace faction, they feel that it is very reasonable, and they all keep a straight face and remain silent, but they are so aggrieved that they want to commit suicide by jumping off the building.
Seeing that everyone was controversing, the president of the United States proposed to vote on whether to start a war against China according to the method of boiling openly.
As a result, under the rational theories of the persuasionists, more than 85 percent of the parliamentarians agreed not to go to war.
And so.
That's it.
The president of the United States had no choice but to ask someone to write an email to reply to Liang Shui, and agreed to all of Liang Shui's requests.
Liangshui, SZ City, Huaguo, was very happy to see the reply of the President of the United States, and couldn't help but smile and let Chen Xiaoxian reply to the President of the United States.
"Thank you very much for the reply of the President of the United States, I hope you will be honest in the future, don't make trouble with China, and don't let your little brothers in countries around China such as the Philippines and Yuenan find trouble with China, otherwise you will bear the consequences. By the way, don't be unconvinced, grandpa is going to eat you, hahaha! ”