Chapter 422: The Battle (Part 9)
"Whew!! It's so exciting! Ning Jiusi slid vigorously in the atmosphere of the Black Chicken Star, feeling the feeling of air flowing around his body, and took a long breath, "Sure enough, it's so comfortable to fly or something!" ”
"Master, hurry up and adjust the direction, if you fly again, you will fly over your head. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Xiaobai hurriedly reminded Ning Jiusi.
"What are you afraid of, fly over your head and fly back!" Ning Jiusi said disappreciatively.
"But there is air traffic control here, and you have to issue a ticket for flying indiscriminately." Xiao Bai reminded, Ning Jiusi flew back to the right course after running with 100,000 alpacas in his heart, and Xiao Bai also spoke again: "Although I can't care about the master, a strong man like you is it." ”
"Then you talk about yarn! It's so good that you can't even fly, it's boring! Ning Jiusi said angrily, followed by a cough, surrounded by a burst of smoke, he quickly bypassed this pile of smoke, and looked at the source of the smoke, a big chimney was smoking outside, and he was immediately shocked, didn't Nima say that he had entered the cosmic era? Why is there such a thing? Antiques!
"Because civilization has entered the cosmic age without unification, the degree of civilization of the countries on the planet is very different, and as a result, some countries are still using the industry of hundreds of years ago to advance step by step, and this kind of planet is rare in the universe." Reimu sighed on the side. "Demon King, the infinite vastness of the universe makes everything possible, we will see more worlds in the future, surprise can, but after a while, you have to put away your expression, what you represent now is Huaxia, although Huaxia's image has long been ruined. (last whisper)"
"Oooh! Good! I will never disgrace Huaxia! Ning Jiusi shouted, on behalf of Huaxia! This is one of the things he hoped for the most in his previous life as an otaku and indignation (, it is so happy to be able to represent it now, but what is the etiquette at that time?). Can anyone tell me?
"When the time comes, who dares to beat you directly, I'll take care of you if something happens!" Sun Wukong patted Ning Jiusi on the shoulder, almost letting Ning Jiusi fall, what happened to you, you will carry it! Didn't you say that you can't disgrace Huaxia? You're a triad!
"Although Sun Wukong said a little extreme, but there is one thing you remember the Demon King...... "Lingmeng turned Ning Jiusi over and said, "You don't need to care about their legal provisions, customs and habits, you just need to act in accordance with our own legal norms, do not violate our own laws, Huaxia is your backing." ”
"How do I sound like I'm on a mission I've done before?" Ning Jiusi groaned.
"That's right, no matter where the Chinese people act, they do what I say. It's not a special place, what do you need to care about? Ling Meng asked strangely, and then suddenly laughed: "Demon King, you really think that the Black Chicken Star is a dish, even if it is also a civilization that has entered the cosmic era, what can it be?" Remember, the current ruler of the universe is Huaxia, who are nothing more than weak ants in our eyes. ”
"It feels like we're so hegemonic." Ning Jiusi smacked his tongue, "What should I do if I act arbitrarily?" Can this rule last? ”
"Those who act arbitrarily and recklessly act in accordance with the laws of China, and when the laws of China are absolutely merciless, it is the same for everyone." Sun Wukong sighed at this time, he was really ruthless, how ruthless he was to himself at the beginning......
The four of them fell to the designated ground while talking, and on the red carpet, many people gathered here, and after the four of them landed, they all set their eyes on Ning Jiusi, and the three of Lingmeng used it again.
Ning Jiusi looked around, and immediately saw a big red letter with red characters on a white background, which read, 'Welcome Huaxia personnel to help mediate the sweet and salty dispute!' There is also a line of small words at the bottom: 'Friendship Sponsorship of Hua Wei Wei & Co.'
At that time, Ning Jiusi's head was full of sweat, and he came here to mediate the sweet and salty party dispute in religion by himself! Why are there ads on the banner? You have a bunker of this advertiser, you know?
"Demon King, let's go to the rest area and wait for you first, the sand monk here is about to be unable to suppress it, see you later!" Lingmeng said to Ning Jiusi, and the three of them disappeared in a blink of an eye, leaving Ning Jiusi here to continue to enjoy the onlookers, and Ning Jiusi, who was watching, felt that his feet were weak, your sister! Is it so exaggerated? Aren't it rare for Chinese people to come here? As for looking at me as if you were looking at a rare animal? (Think about how good you look first.)
"That, hello, may I ask if you are Mr. Ning Jiusi, the Huaxia commissioner?" An old man asked suspiciously.
"That's right, it's me, I'm Ning Jiusi, what's going on here for you to solve with me?" Ning Jiusi took out his ID card, lit it up for a while, put it away, and asked, "Won't it really be anything to solve the dispute between the salty and sweet parties?" ”
"This ...... Uh~~" The old man glanced at Ning Jiusi, then looked at the information he received, and after confirming it repeatedly, he asked, "Did you send the wrong message?" We're getting a man in his thirties, how do you ......?"
"Lao Tzu pure masters! It's thirty-two years old! Didn't you look at the ID I just showed you! Ning Jiusi said angrily: "Lao Tzu, Huaxia is also a celebrity!" You can go online and see Lao Tzu's information yourself! Really, there's no tension at all. ”
After a farce-like affair, Ning Jiusi was greeted into a magnificent room, where a circle of chairs was placed, and a large high platform was placed in the middle, which looked like a place where people could stand in the middle of a circle.
"That, hello Lord Ning Jiusi, we are indeed here because of the sweet and salty party dispute has been in trouble for a long time, since the official merger of the two countries, the state religion of one side of the country wants to eat salty, and on the other hand, the state religion of the country is sweet, obviously it is just a small matter, and the result is that it has caused trouble on the original state religion of the two countries, so we hope to argue for a result in this sacred church, so we hope to find a fair person to be the referee, you see...... "The old man rubbed his hands and looked pious" Can you bring our new country to normal? ”
"For the sake of a sweet salt, you actually made trouble at the national level, wouldn't your original two masters of the country be chilled?" Ning Jiusi broke out in a cold sweat.
"I'm really chilling." The old man sighed, "I wanted to support the elderly, but I was called out to take care of this matter, in fact, I like spicy ......"
"..."Ning Jiusi was Spartan at that time, uncle, what kind of god is this!" The old man in front of him is actually the king of a previous country? Don't talk about wanting to retire or something, you still have different opinions from the people in your two countries? Love spicy ......
"Ahem, cough, cough......" Ning Jiusi still decided not to talk about this matter for now, looked around, and looked around, "It's quite magnificent!" What was this big place for? Both parties agree that the verdict here is not easy! ”
"My lord's eyes are like torches, this is the king of the black chicken five years ago for the friendly exchanges between our two countries, once half of the country here is octagonal, the other half is the country of water wells, now our two countries are merged, this glorious building has finally become a whole, everyone is very grateful to the king of the black chicken for our grace, so we decided to make a break here for the sweet and salty party." After the old man finished speaking, he wiped a handful of tears, Ning Jiusi wanted to complain more than once, and he co-authored a new building for five years! It's built so retro that I almost thought it was a thousand years old!
"Anyway, you are going to split up again because of the sweet and salty party, it's a little too child's play, right?" Ning Jiusi continued to speak casually, and at the same time saw a person walk in, nodded at Ning Jiusi, and then made a chair and placed a sign with 'sweet' written on it on the table in front of him.
"How can it be said to be child's play? Lord Ning Jiusi, you must know, how can you eat it if it is not spicy! If this problem is not solved, I can't even retire! The old man said excitedly, then coughed violently for a while, adjusted it for a while, and then whispered, "Actually, I have also tasted other flavors, and I don't say that I can't accept it, but I'm embarrassed to say it." ”
Ning Jiusi felt that today's alpaca was really Nimado. Can't you let Lao Tzu stay quiet for a while? I want to be quiet, don't ask me who Jingjing is, I want to know too......
In such a moment, in a daze, one person walked in, found his seat and sat down, put the signs representing the sweet party and the salty party on their respective tables, and quietly waited for the debate to begin, seeing that Ning Jiusi's eyes were dizzy, as if there were many other brands that he didn't know what to do, what vinegar party, oil party, seaweed party, egg party was still good, Ning Jiusi suspected that these people's tastes were strange at most, but those that said sulfuric acid party, arsenic party, crude oil party, Ning Jiusike of the Durian Party or something is a little scary, Nima, are you sure you are not from the FFF group? I'm here to make trouble!
Fortunately, in Ning Jiusi's opinion, the number of those rare parties is really small, and they are squeezed by the two major parties of sweet and salty, and everywhere they look, there are two parties competing for hegemony, but there are really enough people.
The old man looked at the time and nodded to Ning Jiusi, it was time to start, at this time, the entire building was full of people, and those who came late didn't even have seats so they had to stand there holding a sign and spit out their sense of existence, if there was no advertising party among those people, it would be perfect.
Ning Jiusi walked to the high platform in the middle step by step, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly realized that he was talking about his position so much like a criminal being tried by the public? Which idiot made this design? (To be continued.) )