Chapter Seventy-Three: The Light Bulb's Counterattack
There has always been a difference between 0 times and countless times in women's clothing, either stick to the bottom line and never wear women's clothing, or fall into the abyss and become a women's clothing boss from then on.
At present, it seems that it is still debatable whether Yu Lei will become a women's clothing boss in the future.
The first time women's clothing was forced to be helpless;
The second women's clothing was just in time;
The third time the women's clothing was ordered to be in danger;
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The Nth women's clothing is natural.
This world is always full of accidents, nothing is absolute, as if Yu Lei is about to go to Dongying, and in that magical country......
The glorious boy group that once represented the majority of straight men went to Tokyo, and they were composed of the two noble sons of the rich, the cold iceberg beautiful men, and the dick silk dead man.
They are full of confidence and pride, but they have become the top brand of a certain cowherd shop, and as for the love tragedies of those accidents......
Don't mention it......
However, Yu Lei is lucky, he doesn't have any love tragedies in a short period of time, and he doesn't even have to go to Dongying in a short time.
But ah!
As a salted fish, a salted fish that is about to do great things!
How could you not go and get a good rest!
School?
Do you think this is some kind of two-dimensional hot-blooded comic? High school students who save the world at night still have to go to school during the day?
Besides, what is there to write about going to school, those who read this book are either in school or have already gone to school, how can there be a good travel when going to school!
"Ah~ the breath of the sea!"
Yu Lei stood on the beach, looking at the blue water, feeling the refreshing sea breeze, and holding Zhao Ling's immature hand.
Then Yu Lei gently dragged Zhao Ling, let her lean on his chest, leaned down and whispered in her ear: "......"
Only the two of them know what to say, and the onlookers don't know, but when the light bulb is this kind of thing, it doesn't matter if the little couple is embarrassed or not, it's completely about whether the light bulb is having fun or not.
"Ah~the sea!" a slightly chubby middle-aged man with a beard was wearing beach pants and still holding a cane in his hand.
"Ahh
"Ah~ beauty!" A middle-aged man wearing beach pants and a shirt, carrying a swimming ring, and holding a woman who is very well maintained, "Beautiful lady, can I apply sunscreen for you?"
"Ah~Sky!" a thin old man with fairy wind bones wore flower pants and a flower shirt, and carried a turtle shell and shook a fan leisurely.
"Yo, this is a nice view, do you like it, dear?" said the husband of one of the responsible persons supported his wife, who was pregnant with Rokka, and held a parasol for his wife, whose originally flat lower abdomen also had a slight bulge, showing a different kind of beauty.
The above are all the candidates for this year's light bulb committee, namely Tong Zhao, Li Qifu, Lu Qinghou and his wife, Lao Daomei Mingzi, and Su Lin's wife.
When Yu Lei, the conscience of heaven and earth, was flirting with Zhao Ling, there was absolutely no one within a radius of more than ten meters, but who knew what intimate actions he wanted to have with Zhao Ling just now, and so many people suddenly appeared around.
Tong Zhao didn't even dress up when he was a student, and directly became a young man's fortune version, but this cane is still on the beach, and even Yu Lei, who is dressed up with Li Qifu's skin of a certain mobile game character, can bear it
By the way, Andrew is like a eunuch holding the queen and holding his wife and giving him an umbrella, and there is nothing in Yu Lei's heart, just spoiling his wife.
The entrepreneur and pirate Spider-Man who had met appeared with his wife, Yu Lei said it was understandable.
But what the hell is this guy like the "turtle fairy"? And the turtle fairy is bald, although you turtle fairy carries a turtle shell on his back, he still has a hairpin!
Where did these light bulbs come from?
Why is it so difficult for him Yu Lei to hold a small hand, hug a small hug, kiss a small mouth, or something! He doesn't even have the idea of rubbing it, he just wants to be like an ordinary couple in love...... A little further thought can't be said without ha......
But it was completely stirred up.
Although he didn't come this time purely to cultivate feelings with Zhao Ling and travel on vacation, it is not impossible to cultivate feelings by the way, as for staring so closely!
But even if he stares so closely, Yu Lei, who has already hugged him, will definitely not let go!
How your light bulbs shine and heat has nothing to do with the little couple, as long as he Yu Lei doesn't stop showing his affection, all the light bulbs are just hollow glass balls with insufficient voltage!
"Friendly reminder, that's your descendant, theoretically your direct blood relative, are you sure you want to bring your wife who is not their ancestor?" Tong Zhao asked with squinted eyes, he was facing the sea and the tide, and he didn't directly say who he was aiming at.
But the seven pairs of eyes at the scene all looked at Yu Lei, including Zhao Ling, the lover in Yu Lei's arms.
Light bulb?
Tong Zhao has never disdained to do this kind of thing, low-level, naΓ―ve, child's play, as Tong Zhao, he has to do and do fire alarm lights. - It usually doesn't light up, but when it does, it will make people panic.
Ordinary light bulbs are useless for young couples who are already more affectionate! If people kiss me and I kiss in front of you, they will be fed a mouthful of dog food in the end.
If the light bulb wants to fight back, it has to do something, say something.
And this kind of talk must also hit the right shot, so that the other party is not comfortable in advance and retreat, the best way is to ask the man - "When are you going to get married?" "When are you going to propose to her?" "How big are you going to buy an engagement ring?"
At this time, the sweet little couple is in love, and the woman will definitely want to know, even if the man is just a mouthful.
At this time, remember to take out your phone and record all his words in front of the man!
After that~ The two didn't break up to the end, this video is the most precious memory, the two are emotional and want to break up, this video may be able to save this relationship. - You are a witness to this relationship inside and out, the biggest light bulb, and the third person who can't get around in the memories of the little couple.
What if you break up?
Then it depends on what price the man asks for the final copy from your network disk.,Of course, a few more copies won't take up any memory.γ
The triumph of light bulbs inside and out!
Of course, the above actions can only be limited to the relationship between the man and the male friend, because the friendship of men is to lose each other, scold, and fight, and the friendship between women can you try to lose one?
As for the card that Tong Zhao is playing now, it is the king of the light bulbs!
But a normal light bulb can't play this hand...... After all, normal people don't have any friends who will go to see their ex-wife's Xuan Xuan Xuan with their new girlfriend...... Great-great-great
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PS: There is another chapter later, and the character of the book friend appears. Then again, when did I become a two-man beast? It's not scientific!
That's right! That's right! Except for the first one that guarantees the bottom, everything else is a plus! This is the last dignity of the salted fish! We have to learn from Comrade Pi Pi Jia! (Then I guess I will be beaten to death and stewed...... οΌ