Chapter 804: This time it's a big mess
After eating, Leng Ranbing finished cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, came to the living room and said, "By the way, let me tell you something, I won't be home for the next two days, and I will live with you." ”
Li Xiaodong sounded strange and said: "This is your home, of course you can live here if you want to, but can I ask, why do you want to live here instead of a villa?"
Leng Ranbing glanced at him and said, "Don't think too much, I just live here to hide from my mother, and I don't want to listen to her teach me." He walked over again, sat down, and took out a USB drive from the woman's bag, "Also, you have changed rooms with me in the past two days, you give me your bedroom, and you sleep in the guest room." ”
Li Xiaodong was even more strange and said, "What do you mean? Why do you want to rob my bedroom?"
"What's the matter, no?" said coldly, leaning at him.
Li Xiaodong was confused for a while, and said: "No, no, no, of course it's not no, this is your Leng family, you are the master, of course you should have the final say, I just want to explain to you, the hostess, my bedroom is like a dog kennel, messy and unclean, you see that you are an elegant beauty, sleeping in a stinky man's bedroom, is it too wronged?"
Leng Ranbing said directly: "You don't come to this set, it's not that I have to be in your bedroom, but the computer and network cable are in your bedroom, and I have to use the computer for overtime at night, understand?"
Li Xiaodong was silent after hearing this, and sighed in his heart.
He felt that Leng Ranbing, this woman, was his enemy, and he even had to rob himself of a place to sleep, and when he was in the North Mekong Autonomous State, she robbed himself once again because of the bathroom in the bedroom where he slept, and now history repeats itself again, just because he has a computer in his bedroom, he drove himself to the small black guest room.
Nima, Leng Ranbing, I greet your ancestors.
The corners of Leng Ranbing's mouth escaped a trace of smugness that was difficult to catch, and said: "I don't know why, I like to see you down, as long as it hits you, I feel very cool." ”
Cool your sister, pervert.
Li Xiaodong coughed, stood up and said, "Okay, you are the host, I am the guest, the guest should obey the host's arrangement, I will go to the bedroom to clean up, and I will sleep in the guest room." ”
Leng Ranbing also stood up and followed into the bedroom, "Then don't dare to work, the host should serve the guests, or I will come." ”
This meeting was much more cold and enthusiastic, and she didn't need Li Xiaodong to do anything, she was tall and slightly bent down, and she did it herself, folded the quilt and sheets, and changed it to the adjacent guest room.
But at this moment, her eyes saw that there was a small trash can on the ground in front of the bed, which was full of crumpled toilet paper, there were several, and next to the trash can, there was a ball of toilet paper on the ground, and it was not thrown into the trash can.
What's going on?
Li Xiaodong sleeps at night, why does he use so much toilet paper?
She hesitated, raised her hand to comb the hair at the corner of her forehead, then crouched down and gently picked up the ball of toilet paper under the corner of the bed with two fingers, intending to throw it into the trash.
But as soon as the ball of toilet paper was between his fingers, Leng Ran Bing smelled a strange fishy smell, which was a little disgusting.
"Xiaodong, what are you using so much toilet paper for?"
Leng Ranbing was a little suspicious, these toilet paper balls might be Li Xiaodong wiping his hands or wiping his mouth after lying on the bed smoking, drinking or eating snacks, but she couldn't be sure why there were so many toilet paper balls anyway, and there was this weird and disgusting fishy smell, which made her puzzled.
She grabbed the ball of toilet paper with her slender and white fingers, came to the living room with a da, and looked at Li Xiaodong with puzzled eyes.
I'm grass, why are you picking up this thing?
As soon as Li Xiaodong saw the toilet paper ball she was gently carrying in her hand, he was immediately startled, and the teacup in his hand almost fell off.
He knew in his heart that it was the toilet paper ball he used to wipe his lower body after last night when he and Shijie were rolling the sheets. But he didn't expect that Leng Ranbing's curiosity would be so heavy, and he actually took out the paper ball.
If she knew that the toilet paper was covered with her own body fluids and that it was still wrapped in a used condom, would she be ashamed and want to jump off the building?
Li Xiaodong hurriedly got up and pointed: "Hey, you quickly throw this thing away, don't hold it in your hands......"
Why is this guy so nervous?
Leng Ranbing originally wanted to throw this thing into the trash, but when he saw Li Xiaodong looking like such a ghost, he didn't want to throw it away.
Leng Ranbing said disdainfully: "What are you panicking about, is it poisonous? Worried that I will be poisoned?"
She lifted the toilet paper a little higher, like a female police officer who had found an important clue, and asked with a sneer in her eyes, "Tell me first, what the hell are you doing, why do you use so much toilet paper when you sleep? Also, this toilet paper has a fishy smell, like a fishy smell, what is this smell?"
Li Xiaodong was embarrassed to die after hearing this, how can this kind of thing be explained?
Could it be that you tell her directly: Bingbing girl, the toilet paper in your hand now is used by me and Shijie to wipe our bodies after rolling the sheets, and the fishy smell you smell now comes from the smell emitted by the tadpoles of my hundreds of millions of descendants?
"Ahem. ”
Li Xiaodong forcibly calmed down and said: "Leng Bingbing, don't be so curious, it's not good for you to pinch this thing in your hand, in short, you have to understand, I'm completely for your good......" He said as he walked up quickly, wanting to snatch the toilet paper in her hand, and then quickly threw it into the toilet.
But who is Leng Ranbing?
A proud and domineering, athletic, witty and capable female agent, found such a suspicious thing, how could she let Li Xiaodong snatch it casually?
Seeing that Li Xiaodong actually came over to rob, Leng Ranbing hurriedly took two steps back, and then raised his right hand upwards to avoid his grabbing.
She said with a stiff face: "Li Xiaodong, tell me honestly, why are you so nervous, what the hell are you?"
She didn't know that just when she raised her hand to dodge, the ball of toilet paper spread out in the wind, and a transparent and light rubber sleeve that was originally wrapped inside gently floated down, right on the collar next to her neck.
Li Xiaodong couldn't help but pat his forehead, and said without tears in his heart: It's over.
Nima even fell out of the condom after it was used up, and it fell on her body, this time the embarrassment was so big that Leng Ran Bing should be thunderous.
"Hmph, what's wrong, why can't you speak?" At this moment, Leng Ranbing was still sneering proudly.
Little did she know that the sleeve hanging from her collar was slowly leaking a line of milky white liquid from the mouth, down her collar, and about to flow into her neck.
(End of chapter)