Chapter 14: Your beard is crooked

O God! O earth! You can't do this to me!

Lin Feng sat on the ground with a sad face and was stunned for a long time, looking at Fang Qiaoxue who was muttering wine again, the hatred in his heart.

It is still permissible to do evil in heaven, and it is impossible to live for oneself to do evil. Lin Feng knew at this time that this ancient word full of philosophy was really not deceiving.

There is also a mixture of sake lees in this body, which is really uncomfortable, and he can't take a bath in this room, so Lin Feng has to use his own gatekeeper trick.

The Purification Mantra and the Pure Land Mantra, Lin Feng recited it several times sincerely, and then washed his face fiercely, and then walked to the side of the bed in a daze, climbed up directly and fell asleep.

There was nothing to say all night, this should have been a happy night, but Lin Feng could only spend it in his dreams.

In Lin Feng's dream, a beautiful woman appeared, smiling at him in front of her, and that face was sometimes Chen Yuxin, and sometimes it became Fang Qiaoxue without a beard.

Lin Feng was chasing and running in his dream, but no matter how hard he tried, the distance between himself and that beauty always seemed to be so long.

Are you Chang'e on the moon? Young Master Ben didn't believe it.

Lin Feng, who has reached the age of spring heart germination, has a strong attachment to beauties and is unstoppable.

Anyway, Lin Feng kept running like that, and slowly, he felt that he was getting closer and closer to the beauty.

It's getting closer and closer, and when you reach out, you can touch the warm body of the other party.

Gripping, pulling, Lin Feng didn't know where the strength came from, in the dream, there was actually a feeling of being impacted, but this impact was comfortable and exciting.

What a real dream!

'Looking' at that delicate face, Lin Feng's head slowly began to move forward, are you going to kiss? How delicious will this dream kiss be?

The pink lips were getting closer and closer, and just as Lin Feng was about to put them on, the mutation protruded.

I saw that the pink lips suddenly opened wide, like a ferocious monster, and opened its bloody mouth, and then, a huge sound wave came out of it.

"Ah......h......h

The first sound was Fang Qiaoxue's, and Fang Qiaoxue, who was still a little dizzy, was woken up by Lin Feng's pull, and looked at in horror why she appeared on the bed, and she was still in a man's arms.

The frightened Fang Qiaoxue was blindfolded for the first time, and it wasn't until Lin Feng's pig brother face got closer and closer that she remembered that she should have screamed.

The second sound was naturally Lin Feng's, he was stimulated by the continuous super sound waves, which caused his pink lips to turn into a bloody mouth in his dream, and he was scared to scream.

This is a sharp cry that rings in the ears, it is too much! Stab! Arouse! , the excited Lin Feng was directly awakened and shrank to the end of the bed, and the two of them looked at each other like this and screamed.

After a while, Lin Feng came back from that frightened state, and looked at Fang Qiaoxue, who was still there, "Ah ......", and shrugged his shoulders a little embarrassed.

It's really a good voice, high-pitched and loud, but it's a little disturbing to the people.

"Brother Fang, Brother Fang, don't call it."

Lin Feng stretched out his hand to pull Fang Qiaoxue, but was twisted away by the other party, and finally had to give up, but fortunately, the deafening soprano disappeared.

Then the two stared like this, Fang Qiaoxue turned from fear to grievance, and the anger that finally emerged was actually mixed with murderous aura.

Lin Feng's heart chuckled, I rubbed it, it's so stylish, it's not good, this girl's kung fu seems to be better than mine.

However, after Fang Qiaoxue showed that trace of murderous aura, she suddenly floated down from the bed and came directly to the table placed in the middle of the room.

Don't think she's going to sit there sulking, but there's her saber sitting on the table.

Immediately after, Lin Feng watched the other party's figure float back again, and the saber was drawn out in a dashing manner, revealing the shining silver sword inside.

"Brother Fang, what are you going to do? Yes! Help, murder ...... No! Killing. ”

Seeing the silver sword pointed directly at his throat, Lin Feng even felt that the cold tip of the sword had pierced his skin, and a threat of death instantly spread all over his body, the muscles of his whole body tightened, and the cold hair stood upside down, Lin Feng sweated his entire back at that moment.

Fang ...... Brother Fang, don't ...... Don't be impulsive. ”

Lin Feng's nervousness at this time was not fake, this was a real sword, and he was secretly angry in his heart, why are you so confident, what are you pretending to be, obviously your strength is not as good, and you don't run.

"Say!" Fang Qiaoxue also felt that her behavior was a little excessive, but when she remembered that her innocent body was actually held and slept by an unknown man for one night, a sense of grievance came to her heart again, and finally turned into anger full of murderous intent.

"Tell me about ......"

Lin Feng's eyes rolled straight, what did he say, did he tell her that he touched her chest last night, and then she snatched my first kiss.

Rub, to tell the truth, it is absolutely certain to die. As soon as his thoughts turned, Lin Feng remembered a classic sentence in a hurry.

"Once, there was a sincere friendship in front of me, I didn't cherish it,

I didn't regret it until I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this,

If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say to her, let's sleep again, if I have to add a deadline, I hope it will be 10,000 years. ”

As he spoke, Lin Feng quickly put himself into a state, his sad face, his sincere eyes, and the few golden beans that he had finally squeezed out, really made Fang Qiaoxue's sword retreat by two points.

But because the hair didn't fall off, the plot didn't play out like this, and what's the matter with your little Nizi frowning, brother's acting skills comparable to Oscar winners, didn't they move you?

"What nonsense, my father... The son is asking you, did you touch me last night? ”

The cold silver sword came over again, and Lin Feng hurriedly raised his hands and shrank behind him, his head shaking.

"I didn't ...... No, really, I was drunk last night and just fell asleep in bed, really. ”

Fang Qiaoxue frowned, looked at Lin Feng suspiciously, and his heart was furious when he saw it, and he hurriedly continued to explain.

"Brother Fang, we are all men, how can I treat men like that, you are slandering my principles and my personality."

Lin Feng said righteously, but he was saying in his heart, but you are a woman, my principle for beauties is: if you have a advantage, you don't take advantage of it, you are a bastard.

However, Fang Qiaoxue, who also reminded her now, is a woman dressed as a man at this time, and it is indeed a bit too much to behave like this.

This disciple, even if he doesn't touch me, even if he ......

The more Fang Qiaoxue thought about it, the more angry she became, but it was not good to make another move against Lin Feng. Stomping her feet, Fang Qiaoxue turned around and sat down next to the table in the middle, and the re-sheathed saber in her hand was slammed on the table, shaking the coffee table on it to the ground and shattering to the ground.

Lin Feng was also frightened by this low and loud bang, and looked at Fang Qiaoxue, who was sulking with his back to him, and began to slander the other party in his heart.

This level of fierceness and ferocity is really comparable to that of men, who dares to marry this evil woman, it is estimated that some people can bear it.

Hey, the Buddha said that I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, it seems that this girl can only be collected by the little monk.

Oh Buddha Buddha, old man Buddha, you must bless the little monk me.

Above the Nine Heavens, the Buddha who was playing chess with Yuan Shi Tianzun suddenly jumped like thunder, and smashed the black chess pieces in his hand on the chessboard.

"Grandma is a bear, and this stinky boy is again, as soon as she does something bad, she will change her faith in my Buddha, you really be a Buddha, I am the one who carries the black pot? Today, Buddha, I must destroy you. ”

A smile appeared on the corner of Yuan Shi Tianzun's mouth, but when he saw that the Buddha was about to move his real character, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him.

"Eh, Buddha, what is the price with the ants under the nine heavens, you don't mean to see that you are about to lose, right?"

"What! I'm going to lose, just now it's clear that you sent me half a son, let's keep coming. ”

The Buddha rolled up his sleeves, sat back angrily, stepped on the corner of the stone table, looked at the chessboard, and was instantly dumbfounded.

"You're fooling!"

"Where! Obviously, you're afraid of losing and throwing all the sunspots on it.,Come on, start over.,This time you're not allowed to play tricks again.。 ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun smiled and walked over, directly confusing all the chess pieces with one hand, and half dead the Buddha who was ready to rearrange the score according to his memory.

"Grandma is a bear, you bull-nosed old-fashioned, you are really hypocritical, come again, the Buddha will make you lose convincingly this time."

Lin Feng didn't know that someone above his head had helped him avoid a catastrophe, but at this time, his heart became active again, and with a cheap smile, he leaned over to Fang Qiaoxue.

"Brother Fang, your martial arts are so good! No wonder the boobs are so big! ”

Holding the word trick to open the door, what he got was Fang Qiaoxue's face was cold, the jade hand was fast, turned into a phantom and directly picked up the saber on the table, and then the silver sword was instantly unsheathed, drawing a silver arc in Lin Feng's eyes.

Lin Feng was so frightened that he took two steps back and sat on the ground, the silver sword slashed in front of his eyes, Lin Feng could even feel the cold qi from the other party, smashing on his face, and a cold wind piercing feeling spread all over his body.

What a scary chick.

"Brother Fang, what are you doing, if you want to kill or chop, you do it directly, I just see where you are sulking and come to comfort you, how can you be like this, are we still friends? Whoever said that he wanted to marry a brother of the opposite sex, did you point a sword at your brother like this? ”

But he was cursing in his heart: Grandma, you point a sword at me today, don't let me catch the opportunity, otherwise Young Master Ben will point a gun at you.

Being roared by Lin Feng, Fang Qiaoxue felt aggrieved, put away the silver sword and turned around, no longer paying attention to Lin Feng.

"Humph!" Lin Feng snorted coldly, stood up, and sat on the other half of the table angrily, and the two turned their backs to each other.

After a while, Lin Feng heard Fang Qiaoxue's soft voice coming from behind him.

"Brother Feng, I'm sorry."

Eh, oh my god, it's finally done, this little girl has been transported for a long time, and I almost gave up waiting.

Lin Feng breathed two sighs of relief, and the serious expression on his face returned before turning his head.

However, seeing Fang Qiaoxue's red phoenix eyes, Lin Feng couldn't pretend anymore, and he felt a little distressed.

"It's okay, brother doesn't blame you."

Grabbing Fang Qiaoxue's show hand, feeling the other party's sudden nervousness, Lin Feng held it in the palm of his hand and patted it, a warm smile appeared on his face, and Fang Qiaoxue's face turned red when she saw it, and she lowered her head shyly.

There is a play, evil haha.

"Let's go, let's go downstairs."

As he spoke, he pulled the shy Fang Qiaoxue to the door, but after opening the door, Lin Feng stopped his pace again, and Fang Qiaoxue behind him continued to walk, directly bumping into his arms.

"What's wrong?"

Fang Qiaoxue blushed and looked at Lin Feng, who had come over, her face was pink.

"Oh, it's nothing, your beard is crooked, I'll straighten it for you."

"Oh!" Fang Qiaoxue waited for Lin Feng to help her put on her beard, lowered her head shyly, and after a while, she raised her head and looked at the door in front of her with a murderous aura, followed by a high-pitched and sharp roar, which shocked the entire restaurant.

"Lin Feng! Stop! ”