Chapter 15
The ancients said well, the spring breeze is proud, one day to see all the Chang'an flowers, used to describe the current me, not too much, men, there is always a little crooked mind, now the beauty is in the arms, it really makes me vain, but throughout the ancient and modern times, how many people who have failed to succeed have warned us with the lesson of the bloody forest, we must not get carried away as a man, otherwise sooner or later I will be happy and sad, just like me now......
"Villain, what are you hiding in your pants" Xue Fei's shy voice was a little curious, "I'm going to kill me, take him out quickly." ”
"Huh?" I was embarrassed when I heard this, how could this thing be taken out casually.
When I was hesitating to explain to her, Xue Fei's hand had already reached over and grabbed my lifeline through her pants, "What is this, soft and hard" A certain woman said curiously, and after speaking, she deliberately grabbed it in her hand and rubbed it a few times.
"Wow~"...... I shivered, it was so comfortable, I didn't expect that there would be such a good fortune in investigating the case, this Nizi is also Tai Chi, and I don't know anything about this matter.
"Ahh Xue Fei screamed, although she had never seen this thing, but after all, she had studied in books, although it was not as big as mine...... Ahem, seeing my expression of wanting to die, she finally reacted, hurriedly let go of her hand, and suddenly pulled out of my arms.
Bad luck is bad luck here, this chair has been weathered for many years, it is not very strong, it can only be regarded as barely supporting the weight of the two of us, but she struggled like this, instantly destroying the limit of what the chair can bear, so with a coherent and crisp cracking sound, my whole body fell back sharply, and fell to the ground on all fours.
"Villain, are you alright?" asked Xue Fei as she squatted down, looked at me with an anxious face, and reached out to help me up.
"Hiss~ Don't move, it's still hard" I gasped and grinned.
"Huh? What hard? A certain woman looked down at my eyes in confusion, and soon found that her hand was pressing on the place she had just grabbed at this time, "Ah~" She exclaimed, and withdrew her hand like lightning, her face was red and almost oozing blood. "You whore, die!" Seeing my expression of enjoyment, Xue Fei finally burst out of her true nature, and under the shame and anger, she threw out her show fist suddenly, and a liter of pestle hit me in the eye socket.
"Ahhh~" After a scream, the whole courtyard instantly returned to tranquility......
"Xiao Lan, what's wrong with your eyes" Luo Yu covered her mouth in surprise, and her wide beautiful eyes stared intently at my slightly swollen eyes.
"Inner ......" I covered my eyes sneeringly, secretly glanced at Xue Fei, who was sulking not far away, and said casually, "I accidentally hit the door just now and hit ...... Hit ...... Hahaha. ”
"Yes" Leng Feng rarely smiled, "Hehe, this circle is blue and purple, and the collision is really even." ”
"Hahaha, yes, it's a bit too coincidental," I said, already thinking about how to fix this bastard for a while.
"It's really too coincidental" Luo Yu looked at Xue Fei, who was standing alone not far away, and then looked at the extra pile of rotten wood in the corner, nodded thoughtfully, and looked at me with ambiguous eyes.
"Inside, are we still going to study and study" I rubbed my slightly hot skin, and said in my heart that this Nizi's IQ is a bit high, and if she looks at it again, she may be able to guess something.
"Hey, don't you say I almost forgot, I found out something when I came back with Leng Feng" As he spoke, Luo Yu waved his hand at Xue Fei, "Girl, come here, we have found some new clues." ”
Walked over very reluctantly, Xue Fei glared at me fiercely, I lowered my head weakly, raised my head and planned to talk to her when I was young, but I didn't think that this girl immediately turned her head to the side when she saw this, and she didn't want to look at me.
Seeing the two of us like this, Luo Yu smiled knowingly, cleared his throat, and began to tell us about their discovery.
"There is a man named Wang Ergou in this village, who has no serious profession, and usually does some things like stealing chickens and dogs with this group of fox friends and dog friends, but recently I don't know where to make a fortune, and I actually bought a second-hand van, and I love to drive the car to show off in the village when I have nothing to do, and I just let us meet."
"I don't have a driver's license, so I can only show off in the village," I thought, "Is the news reliable?" ”
"It should be no problem," Luo Yu nodded and affirmed, "These are all said by the aunts who are taking refuge under the big jujube tree at the head of the village, when it comes to this Wang Ergou, all of them have a disgusted expression, it seems that this guy is really annoying enough." ”
"That makes sense," I thought for a moment, nodding my head.
"Yes, it seems that we have to visit this Wang Ergou" Luo Yu also had a confident expression.
"Hey~ Whore, what kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd, why can't I understand it at all" Walking in the village alley, Xue Fei finally couldn't help but ask me.
"It's normal to not understand" I smiled wryly, from bastard to villain, to adulterous thief, I really followed Ma Yuanzhong's theory of mutual transformation, from quantitative change to qualitative change. Since it was Luo Yu's discovery, she would naturally explain it to Leng Feng on the way back, so only Xue Fei, a stupid girl, was left in the dark.
"There's a scoundrel in the village who's suddenly made a fortune lately," I laughed, and added, "we suspect that he most likely got the money from the deceased." ”
"But, didn't you just say that the theft scene was forged by the murderer, why did a thief suddenly appear again?" Xue Fei was puzzled.
"This, I also just figured it out" I pointed to the low courtyard wall around me, "Since a group of gangsters like Wang Ergou can be cultivated here, it is natural that there will be no simple folk customs, such a simple wall, half-grown children can easily climb into it, they are not afraid of losing things at night." ”
"It's very simple," Xue Fei casually pointed to the dog tied in front of a door not far away, "In this village, almost every household has a dog, let alone lock the door, even if the door is open, there is no need to worry about someone daring to touch the yard." ”
"yes, that's the end of it, since we stepped into this village, the barking of dogs around us has basically not stopped, I think if it were a murderer, it wouldn't be much better."
"So you mean......" After hearing my words, Xue Fei frowned, as if she had figured out something, but she couldn't express it in words.
"It means that the murderer who poisoned the house succeeded, but he didn't come here, and the reason why the house looked like it was stolen was because someone committed a burglary after the deceased was poisoned, and the two had no connection, and the burglary was very likely to be this Wang Ergou, because only people who grew up in this village can walk through the village at will without attracting the attention of the dog."
"Have the nights been quiet here lately?" Xue Fei immediately retorted, "You haven't known the surrounding villagers, how dare you say so sure." ”
"There's no need to worry about this," I pointed to Luo Yu not far ahead, "hasn't she already asked the villagers to find out, don't worry, she's so smart, how could she ignore such important information...... Well? ”
I stopped, turned around, and looked at Xue Fei who stopped not far behind me in confusion, "Why did you stop?" ”
"I want you to take care of it, is this girl willing to do it, if you want to go, what does it have to do with me." A certain woman raised her head slightly, stared at me fiercely, puffed out her mouth and practiced holding her breath there, pouting and hanging up the oil bottle.
"Uh......" I just ran to her, my face was inexplicable, I couldn't understand why she suddenly lost her temper "What's the matter, I turned my face when I said it" I scratched my head and said something that seemed to be comforting, but was actually complaining.
"Didn't you say that you want to take care of it," she waved her hand at me impatiently, "It's not okay to be upset, go ahead of you, don't bother me." ”
"You obviously want me to take care of it like this" I pursed my lips secretly, I didn't know that my words made her unhappy, seeing Luo Yu and them going farther and farther, and this Nizi looked like he didn't get in, I was a little anxious, so I had to lower my value and compromise, "Auntie, let's go to the case obediently first, after this, you can do whatever you want me to do." ”
"Really, can you really do anything?" A certain woman's pretty eyes widened when she heard this, she looked at me with a look of surprise, woke up, and immediately changed into a lack of interest and said, "Cut, I'm not rare." ”
"Nima, I'm looking for trouble" I scolded in my heart, the soft one can't work, I have to come to the hard one, I made up my mind, I gritted my teeth, and I didn't care if she wanted to or not, I directly stopped her waist and resisted her shoulder, put one hand on her two slender and silky thighs to keep her body balanced, and then strode to chase Luo Yu and them.
"You~ let me down!" It was only then that a certain woman reflected from her shock and struggled desperately on my shoulder.
"Don't let go, don't let go of anything" I hugged her legs tightly to prevent her from kicking around, "Little girl, I don't believe I can't cure you." ”
"Please~" Xue Fei lay on my back, pitifully begging, her voice was full of crying, "I promise not to be angry, let me down." ”
"No...... "After all, I was carrying a person on my shoulder, and I didn't run far before I began to flutter and pant, and my steps became heavier and heavier, but I still couldn't deny it.
"Dead Xiao Lan! Stinky Xiao Lan! You wait for me, the old lady has to peel off your skin when she comes down! A certain woman roared in despair, knowing that I would not let go lightly, she simply gave up the struggle, closed her eyes tightly, and lay there resignedly, not knowing what she was thinking, but the experience told me that it was definitely not a good thing.
"Look, it's that car" At the mouth of a hidden alley, Luo Yu pointed to a silver-gray van that was drifting in a clearing not far away.
"What a bunch of fox friends," I glanced at the group of villagers sitting on the edge of the clearing, all shirtless, shouting and cheering over there, the smoke was too big to see their faces clearly, but listening to the voices, they should not be very old.
"The ten ** in the car is the person we are looking for" Leng Feng was about to rush out to catch him while speaking, but I was dragged back by the quick-eyed man.
"What are you dragging me for?" Leng Feng's eyes widened, and he asked me with great dissatisfaction.
"Nonsense, don't drag you, do you want to watch you go to death, please use your brains" Facing his angry gaze, I reached out and grabbed him by the collar, dragged him to the wall, and pointed to the rampage van lane in the distance, "If our assumption is true, if you kill someone, you dare to show off in the village like this, do you think he will obediently tie his hands and arrest him, aren't you afraid that he will directly step on the accelerator and kill you." ”
After listening to my words, he subconsciously opened his mouth, but found that he really couldn't find any words to refute.
"Take 10,000 steps back, even if he really listens to you and stops the car, can you guarantee 100% control of him" I pointed to the group of people and continued, "Do you think they are vegetarians, just watch you take people away, so many people, just create a little chaos for you, it is enough to cover his escape, at that time, you take his head to arrest him." ”
"Hmph, they dare, aren't they afraid of going to prison if they do this?" Seemingly disagreeing with my statement, Leng Feng was quite unconvinced.
"Why don't you dare?" I sneered, and casually made up, "When we went to the suburbs to arrest a criminal last year, we were resisted by the people of the whole village, and they didn't care what the law was or not. "In order to increase the persuasiveness, I deliberately pulled Xue Fei over.
"Huh? Well, right...... That's right......" A certain woman nodded as if she had just woken up from a dream, with a confused expression on her face.
"Uh......" I touched my nose in embarrassment, and secretly said that since I came here just now, Xue Fei has been silent, looking at her eyes wandering, I don't know what I am thinking.
"You won't still be angry with me" I was a little weak-hearted, and I forcibly hugged her just now, although I deliberately chose a place where others couldn't see her and put her down, but I wasn't sure if she would hate me because of this.
"Don't talk nonsense," Leng Feng waved impatiently, interrupting my thoughts, "Then what do you say we should do?" ”
"This ...... Simple" I touched my chin, hesitated, and immediately made a decision in my heart "With the way of others, and the body of others" The corners of the mouth rose slightly, and I looked at the three of them unhurriedly, "What do you think." ”