Chapter 16: A Tragic Wedding
Entering the world of "Transformers", it was a decisive battle that began immediately, and there was not even a respite from beginning to end. And now, directly before the start of the plot, even if you have a heart that is eager to complete the task, you can only wait patiently.
This is the first time to really live in a different time and space, it seems that it will be a short time, Zhang Yao has already had the consciousness of long-term combat, and he got up early to jingle and work, and soon Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian appeared at the door in pajamas, yawning and saying: "What are you doing early in the morning?" What does it smell like? ”
Zhang Yao wore a bear apron, looking like a professional nanny, and said in the pot: "When I get up in the morning and am hungry, I want to go out and buy breakfast, and then I remember that I don't have a penny in my pocket, so I can only do it myself." ”
"Actually, you can knock on the door of the opposite room and just say that you want to eat breakfast, isn't someone promising to support you?" Zeng Xiaoxian opened the refrigerator and took out the milk, reminding Zhang Yao while drinking.
"yes, how did I forget about this stubble." Zhang Yao seemed to have only remembered it after realizing it, and then grinned and stir-fried the pot and continued: "But my mother said that it is actually the same to do it yourself." ”
"Everything you can see in the kitchen is something I bought, of course." Hu Yifei proved that she still fulfilled her promise to raise Zhang Yao, it seems that she will try to cook with all the people in the love apartment, and the kitchen utensils are naturally bought by her, of course, complete tools do not mean that cooking skills are good.
"Who said that, I bought this myself." Zeng Xiaoxian raised the milk in protest, then leaned over to Zhang Yao and asked, "What are you doing, this black thing is really edible, we already have a descendant of the dark culinary world in this apartment, don't you poison me too." ”
Needless to say, Zeng Xiaoxian is talking about Hu Yifei, the only thing she is proud of is egg fried rice, but she is not as good as Miss Qianjin's beginner Lin Wanyu, you can imagine how bad her cooking skills are, and she has no confidence to refute this except for being annoyed and angry.
"Drinking Sanlu can't stop your mouth." Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian and then came over, looked into the pot and said, "What kind of eyes do you have, which is black?" It's brown or not, and I don't know what it is, but it feels familiar, and I think I've eaten this thing. ”
"It's mixed sauce." Zhang Yao was also speechless at these two people whose hands were not touched by the spring water, and then said: "I almost turned the kitchen over, and I didn't find any food except for a handful of noodles that didn't seem to have been touched at all, and it happened that there was a piece of meat in the refrigerator that seemed to have been left for a long time to be used to fry mixed sauce, so I decided to make the next bowl of mixed sauce noodles." ”
"The noodles were bought on a whim, not untouched, in fact, she tried to cook a bowl that day, and all the noodles stuck together and were long and hard, and then someone had to admit that she couldn't even make noodles. As for that piece of meat, it's about the same, if you don't waste it, you're going to spoil it. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian ruthlessly revealed the bottom, even Hu Yifei was inevitably a little uncontrollable, and said viciously: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person, if you have the ability, you can cook a bowl and show it to me." ”
"When I didn't say it." Zeng Xiaoxian decisively didn't raise the bar with Hu Yifei, and instead said to Zhang Yao: "Have you done it, let us try your craftsmanship." It turns out that this is a mixed sauce, and it does smell quite fragrant, so it should look good. ”
The mixed sauce came out of the pot quickly, and it didn't take long to get it down, and this was originally a very handy thing, Zhang Yao got it very slippery, and said: "If you want to, you can eat it, there are really no other ingredients except oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and the taste made is definitely not good." ”
Zhang Yao was quite modest, and then Zeng Xiaoxian just tasted it and said with an exaggerated expression: "No, it's really delicious." It's hard to imagine that this is just a defective product, and if the ingredients were complete, you would just be able to open a store. ”
"Actually, I did think about it, but I don't have the money to rent a shop, and the house price has always risen faster than a car accident these days." Zhang Yao didn't forget his own setting, and casually lied again, and then bragged: "It's not me who brags, if you really go to open a store, at least those who sell noodles within a radius of 50 kilometers will not survive." ”
"Is it that exaggerated?" Hu Yifei tried to take a bite, then swallowed it twice before saying: "Well, I decided, in the future, I will fill the refrigerator full every day, and you will be responsible for my three meals a day." Don't tell me you can only cook noodles, it would be a waste of my expression. ”
"The children of the poor are in charge of the family early, and in fact, cooking noodles is the last thing I can do." Zhang Yao agreed and said, "It's embarrassing to just eat and drink, then you can pay and I will contribute, it's not a problem." ”
This is true, the reason why he has practiced cooking all his life is because of his family conditions. He didn't resist cooking, and really looking for a job was the last thing he wanted to do, so he readily agreed, and it could be regarded as a reason to stay in the love apartment calmly.
"That's great, I didn't expect you to have this murderous skill, and you finally don't have to worry about eating gutter oil in the future." Zeng Xiaoxian also looked very excited, and then Hu Yifei's eyes narrowed, and said, "This is an agreement between the two of us, what's the matter with you?" Well, you'll still be cheeky if you are excluded now, so let's make it clear first, and you will have to contribute to the food expenses in the future. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and said, "Brother Xian is the kind of person who eats and drinks for nothing?" ”
"Teacher Zeng, why do I feel like I'm lying down when you say this?" Zhang Yao's expression looked a little resentful.
Hu Yifei gobbled up the noodles, wiped his mouth and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I have to pick a wedding dress today, it's almost time." Zhang Yao, you are not in a hurry to find a job, you can also go with us. ”
Picking a wedding dress, of course, is not for Hu Yifei himself, but the roommates they said before, Liu Tiezhu and Tian Erniu. Although these two people just played soy sauce in the play, Zhang Yao was also very impressed, because the name Love Apartment came from them.
Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei are actually both old-fashioned and warm-hearted people, and they are very reliable friends, but only for one of them alone, if they are asked to do one thing at the same time, they will definitely mess up, just like the wedding of Liu Tiezhu and Tian Erniu.
There is no need to describe the appearance of the two of them, because anyone who has watched the TV series knows that Zhang Yao followed Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian to meet them, and then set off directly to the wedding company instead of the wedding dress shop, because the wedding company has arranged everything from the wedding car to the wedding dress.
"Chinese style is good, Chinese tradition, why do our Chinese children have to wear Western-style wedding dresses when they get married." It was Zeng Xiaoxian who insisted on tradition, and Hu Yifei of course also had objections, saying: "Of course it is Western-style good, Western-style fashion, wearing a wedding dress is a dream that every girl has, how can you deprive others of their dreams because of tradition." ”
"Isn't Chinese style popular, now Hanfu weddings are the real fashion, you know what."
The two of them quarreled endlessly, and Zhang Yao was chatting with Liu Tiezhu and Tian Erniu over coffee, and they had already introduced each other when they met, so they skipped this step, Zhang Yao asked curiously: "Why is your name not Wang Gangdan, how compatible Tiezhu and Gangdan." ”
"My surname is Tian." Tian Erniu reminded.
"If you get married, you can take your husband's surname, and foreigners are like this." "That's also surnamed Liu, not Wang." Tian Erniu was speechless for Zhang Yao, but this is the usual unobtrusive style of the love apartment, and now she is quite nostalgic for leaving, so Zhang Yao who met for the first time is also quite impressed.
He chatted with the couple idly, but the war on the other side soon burned to his body, and the two who were arguing began to win over other supporters, Hu Yifei first asked: "Do you think Chinese style or Western style is better?" ”
"Western-style good, Western-style fashion." Looking at Hu Yifei, who had a black face, Zhang Yao shuddered for a moment, and could imagine what would happen if he didn't stand on her side.
It's just that Zeng Xiaoxian was not happy anymore, and said: "Zhang Yao, we are all men, how can we be soft to women, if the whole world is like this, isn't it to return to the matriarchal society?" You say in good conscience, isn't it natural for us Chinese to wear traditional clothes to hold weddings? ”
Zhang Yao thought for a while and said, "It seems to be right, that Chinese style is good, traditional." ”
Hu Yifei exploded when he heard this, and said sharply: "Which side are you on, you wall grass?" ”
"I think you should ask the bride and groom for their opinions." Zhang Yao hurriedly dodged to the side, if he hadn't moved out of the main owner as a shield, it was estimated that he would be attacked by Hu Yifei with a bullet again.
Tian Erniu was obviously accustomed to Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian's carrying, she didn't feel strange at all, and she didn't look distressed, so she asked the staff of the wedding company who had already looked helpless on the side: "May I ask how much does it cost if it is a Hanfu wedding?" ”
"If you choose a Chinese wedding, our company will provide Hanfu for all your relatives and friends. Of course, this is only a loan, not a gift to you. Then there is a sedan chair to welcome relatives, suona music, absolutely let you dream back to the Han and Tang Dynasties, and the price is also very affordable, as long as nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight. ”
9998, this price does not seem expensive. Zhang Yaozheng wanted to say this, but he had already heard Liu Tiezhu say to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you know that we just want to do it simply in the apartment, and the price is a bit expensive." ”
After saying sorry to Zeng Xiaoxian, Liu Tiezhu then asked the staff: "What about the Western-style, how much is it?" ”
"In order to make your wedding more interesting and unforgettable, our company has added activities such as snatching relatives, in which the bride will be robbed by hand, and the groom and his best man need to solve puzzles, overcome challenges and other challenges to successfully marry the bride. Have you watched those rush shows on TV, what we arranged will definitely only be more difficult, and it can be directly released as a suspense adventure movie. ”
Can this bride still be married? Zhang Yao was about to complain, as if the staff who had been beaten with chicken blood had already continued: "In addition, Rolls-Royce is also provided as a wedding car, which is absolutely tall, and because this service has only started today, as the first customer, you can enjoy a great discount, only five thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, and also give a box of Durex." ”
"People are getting married, don't you want your family to have a child?" Zhang Yao finally couldn't hold back.
It seems that the price of 5888 is still unacceptable to the newlyweds, Tian Erniu asked again: "Is there anything cheaper, we hold a wedding in the apartment, it is simple, and it is best to be the cheapest." ”
The staff did not snub the customer because of this, and said: "Yes, we have formulated different plans according to different customers, the cheapest one only needs 998, providing a set of bride and groom dresses, and a BMW wedding car." ”
"This is reliable, what about other specifics, what is the content?" Tian Erniu's eyes lit up.