Sixty-two, throw hydrangea
"Well, since our Zach doesn't want to speak, let's ask the female guest to speak." The master of ceremonies said.
The female guests rushed to speak.
"Mr. Zach, the planet I came from is a planet with weak Force, I admire your strength, and if I become your wife, I will no longer worry about being bullied. Please be my husband. ”
"Dear Zack, I like your Maomao's mentality and peaceful living environment, my dream is to immigrate to the planet Maomao, if we get married, I can immigrate according to the regulations of the Star Federation, for my dream, please be my husband."
"Zach, I love you because you are so cute, and if you were my husband, I would hold you in my arms every day. Please be my husband. ”
"Zach, I'm different from them, I love you unconditionally, please be my husband......"
The 22 female guests were enthusiastic and confessed one after another, if it wasn't on the gimbal, some people even rushed down, and the light of goodwill flashed more agitated than ever.
Finally, it was Golia's turn to speak, she smiled and looked at Zack and said: "Dear Zack, you may not like to hear my words, the reason why I want you to be my husband is because I have always wanted to have a pet that is exactly the same as your Maomao, I once made a machine like you, Maomao was a baby to sleep with every day, but when I saw you with my own eyes, I knew how far it was from your cuteness, can you promise me?" I will definitely share the best and best with you. ”
Listening to so many women rushing to confess, Zach showed a painful expression, "It's miserable, please put out the lights." Cheek said that if anyone confessed, I would have to choose a wife, which was a great insult to me as an androgynous creature......"
Before he finished speaking, a female guest said: "I'm sorry, because I love you, I have to insult you." ”
The audience burst into laughter, and Ding Rui sighed with a smile: "Alas...... Poor Zach. ”
The master of ceremonies said: "It seems that there has been a dramatic scene, today is really completely explosive, and all the female guests are willing to hold hands with Maomao...... Oh no (he remembered that Mao Mao was hermaphroditic) and waited for Mao Mao to choose who he was holding hands with. ”
All the female guests stepped off the gimbal and stretched out all kinds of hands, including human hands, steel claws, and tentacles...... It's all stretching long, almost touching it.
Zach poked his head out of the furball and retracted it again, "Don't choose!" Don't choose to die! ”
The master of ceremonies suddenly said: "Wait a minute, the background says that there is a remote communication coming in." Ask the director to display it on the big screen. ”
The screen lit up, and Ding Rui saw that it was actually the home scene of Chick, the prime minister of Maomao Planet, who was on the table, gloating and jumping, "Zack, Zack, you also have today?" I know you're in a bad mood, so I'm in a pretty good mood. ”
Everyone laughed again, and the master of ceremonies said: "Prime Minister Chick, all the female guests have confessed to Zack, but Zack has always been unwilling to hold hands, what should I do?" ”
"If you want to gamble and lose, he must choose." Chick said viciously.
"But what if he doesn't show his head? With his power, we can't force him. ”
"It's okay." Chik said: "I have been very interested in the earth civilization recently, and I heard that there is an ancient civilization called China on the earth, and there is an interesting blind date method in ancient times, called 'throwing hydrangeas'. ”
The master of ceremonies immediately said: "Please display the explanation of throwing hydrangeas on the big screen in the background." ”
Soon, the Starlink network quickly showed the explanation of throwing hydrangeas, and many aliens said: "Earthlings still have such a blind date method, which is really creative." ”
And Ding Rui knew that Zach was miserable this time when he heard it.
Chick said: "So, if he doesn't show his head, he will ask the master of ceremonies to throw him to the female guests, whoever grabs it will be whoever, hahaha!" ”
Zach stuck his head out angrily, "Loftus-Cheek! I don't share the sky with you! I'll get my revenge! ”
"Haha, you don't have a chance. Don't forget, our planet rejects immigrants, and if you get married, you can only go to her house with your wife. What do the Chinese of the earth say? Upside down the door! Ha ha! It's an upside-down door! ”
The audience laughed again, Ding Rui remembered that he had told Zack that he wanted to live on Maomao Planet in the future, but Zack said that the planet refused to immigrate, but what he didn't know was that Maomao Planet also had laws that stated that in order to ensure the purity of the neutral zone and not be disturbed by foreign relations, anyone who has a special relationship with the outside world, especially a relationship involving relevant laws such as marriage, must leave Maomao Planet. Of course, it is possible to come back to visit relatives, but according to Earth time, the cumulative time spent in a year cannot exceed three months.
In order to prevent Zach from running away, the master of ceremonies hurriedly picked him up and said with a smile: "Mr. Zack, no matter how reluctant you are, please accept your fate." ”
"Don't ...... Don't ......," Zach shouted, but the master of ceremonies had thrown it out.
At this throw, there was an immediate battle between the women in the audience, all the women squeezed in the direction of Maomao's landing, and a metal man even burst out of the force to bounce the person next to him.
"You dare to do it!" A woman was angry and threw a tentacle at her.
"This way!" Someone tried to rush over, but someone kicked him down.
The master of ceremonies was anxious, "Ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention to your image, don't hurt people." ”
But the scene was completely out of control, the women all fought, and when the Force popped up, Mao Mao, who was about to land, was pushed up again, and many of them saw Mao Mao quickly fall into the hands of people, and pushed it away with the Force. The stage started to perform all martial arts, even the guardrails were smashed, and all kinds of food and drink flew everywhere, how could this still be a blind date? It's like I'm here to rob my husband.
Suddenly, there was a coquettish voice in the air, "Get out of the way!" But it was Golia who rose to the sky, and with a bang, the blue light on her body exploded, she was actually an S-level force, and her skills overwhelmed the group of females, and the female guests attending the meeting were the highest Qingguang level, not opponents at all, and they all fell to the ground.
She made a beautiful turn in the air, caught Zach lightly, held it in her arms like a baby, and happily screamed and jumped on the stage, "I won!" I won! Mao Mao is my husband! ”
"Protest! Protest! It's not fair! The other female guests shouted, "This is a blind date, how can you decide the winner with the Force?" ”
The master of ceremonies said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zack didn't come on a blind date voluntarily, he was restricted by Prime Minister Chick, so Prime Minister Chick has the right to decide in what way." He turned to the screen, "Prime Minister Cheek, there is a protest, what do you think?" ”
Loftus-Cheek grinned, "I don't care, I just want to see this guy's angry face." He stared at Zach's face, "Haha! That's it! Zach, I wish you happiness and goodbye...... Hahaha! ”
He laughed and turned off the comms, and Zach raised his paws into small fists, waving and shouting, "When I go back to visit my family, I'm going to smash you into meat sauce!" "Even though I'm angry, I'm still cute and cute. Golia, who held him in her hand, couldn't help but smile and said, "My husband is so cute that I can't stand it!" A bear hug held Zack in his arms and rubbed it hard, "I love you to death!" Love you to death! ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" Zach screamed in her arms, "Your saliva! ”
Except for the female guests who didn't grab Maomao, the audience was about to laugh.
"Please return to the PTZ, our blind date show is not over, and the last male guest of the finale has not appeared." The master of ceremonies reminded everyone.
A few female guests were already feeling impatient, not only because they didn't catch Maomao's loss, but also because they had long known that the last one was an earthling from a low-end planet, and their interest was not high, and they returned to their original seats mostly out of politeness.
This is also the intention of the matchmaker to arrange Ding Rui in the last place, if it is to fight for ratings, Mao Mao should be arranged at the end, but after the most exciting hydrangea grabbing, most people don't have much hope for the follow-up, even if they are willing to stay, they are curious because they have never seen earthlings.
Lisa also said to Ding Rui: "The atmosphere is cold, Mr. Ding, this is a good time, you can finish the matter as soon as you go through the motions." ”
Ding Rui nodded, and at this time, the master of ceremonies announced, "I would like to invite the last male guest from the earth - Mr. Ding Rui." ”
The master of ceremonies apparently communicated with him beforehand, and at the same time as Ding Rui appeared, the VCR about him began to play, to the effect that he came from an aristocratic family on Earth, was a wealthy and educated young man, and so on.
After Ding Rui came on stage, he also read it expressionlessly according to the speech script given by Lisa in advance, and he didn't show any cool skills like other guests, and of course he didn't have any skills.
Sure enough, under the careful arrangement of the marriage agency, when entering the question session, all the female guests basically turned off the lights, and the Q&A was also arranged.
As soon as the question was finished, all the lights went out, but Goliath didn't go out until the end, and it was only because Ding Rui was a life form close to her who gave a certain amount of respect, and it was also because Mao Mao was happy.
For most people, this is an unsuspenseful ending, and the media who are looking forward to watching the collision of high-end civilizations are disappointed, and some people comment that arranging the earthlings in the end is a failure, making the show anticlimactic, but the ratings frenzy caused by Maomao's appearance is still worthy of the celebration of the marriage agency.
Ding Rui became the only male guest in the audience to turn off the lights, although he knew in advance, he still looked a little gloomy when he left the stage. Lisa waited for him to enter the backstage and said, "Mr. Ding, thank you for your cooperation. ”
He sighed, "Can I go back to Earth?" ”
"Have you forgotten that the theme of this blind date is a game? And one last link. ”