After eating, I went home separately, and in the car I asked the cat master: "I said the cat master, you let her hug a piece of meat, you said that you made us have no fun today." ”

The cat master rolled his eyes and said: "If you are not the victim, you can talk cool here, I sue you that her lethality is beyond your imagination, I don't want to taste this kind of taste in my life, I want to hug her next time, I don't want her to hug you." ”

I said, "As for it, people are just girls and not beasts, you don't feel ashamed to look at your cowardice." ”

He pouted, "I'd rather face the beasts than these little girls, being with them is a joke with my life, I haven't lived enough." ”

I glanced at him and said, "With the lifespan of your hell cats, I'm just like playing, haven't you lived enough for how many years, 10,000 years?" ”

He jumped on my shoulder, put his head in front of my eyes, glared at me, and said, "You say that I am the Turtle King, don't you?" ”

I said in a cold sweat: "Of course not, with your handsome appearance, how can you be the turtle king, I think you are too careful." He looked at me suspiciously for a moment and then went down.

I let out a sigh of relief, if I had just admitted it, he would definitely give me a free plastic surgery, just his pair of little paws that shimmered with cold light, it is not too easy to do this kind of thing, my face has not yet been trained to the point of invulnerability.

Wenjie smiled and said to me: "But I think you and that girl are really a good match, how about I match you and let you get a beauty." ”

After hearing Wenjie's words, I thought about the picture of being with Chen Mengmeng, I shuddered, and I immediately said: "I think it's better not to, it's impossible for me and her to be people on two roads." ”

After hearing this, the cat master also nodded and said, "Yes, I also think that the two of them are not suitable." "After hearing this, I threw a look at the cat master that you kid knows.

Wenjie smiled after hearing this: "Master Mao, did you say this for Haonan or for you, then according to your opinion, it will be difficult to find a girlfriend in the future." ”

The cat master immediately retorted: "Then no matter how you say it, you can't find her, if she gets along with Haonan, how will I live in the future, I'm still young, in case she is played to death in the underworld in the future, I won't let people laugh to death." ”

I heard his fierce explanation in fact, I still sympathize with the cat master, it seems that he was really exhausted by those girls, for the sake of the cat master, I still find a girlfriend who can lower the cat master, so that I see the cat master in the future dare not stick to my teeth, well, so happily decided.

"I haven't been a big brother for many years...", it was the ringtone of my mobile phone, I quickly picked up the phone and saw that it was Master's number, I actually didn't want to answer, with his urine sex is definitely another task, but when I thought of the tragic consequences of not answering his call, I answered decisively: "Hey, Master hasn't contacted you for so long, I really miss you, I was thinking about making a phone call to your old man just now." ”

The master said on the other end, "Don't give me eye medicine, didn't you kid want to answer my phone just now?" ”

When did I rely on Master to be so shrewd, this is not scientific, but can I admit it, of course not, otherwise I will really find death, I said: "How is it possible, I immediately answered the call of Master and your old man." ”

The master said, "Well, I see that you kid still has a bit of a conscience, I have a task to hand over to you now." ”

I went to it, and I really didn't guess wrong, I immediately took my phone away and said, "Master, why can't I hear what you are saying, the signal here is not good." ”

When Master heard me say this, he immediately said, "If you dare to hang up on me, you will die, if you don't believe me, you can try." ”

I immediately put my phone to my ear and said with a smile: "Master, the signal on my side is suddenly good again, I promise to complete the task if you talk about something." ”

When Master heard me say this, he told me about the mission, it turned out that a place was dug in a place and an ancient tomb was quite large, Master asked me to go with Yang Feng and them to go down with those archaeological experts, because I didn't know what was going on inside, what I was most afraid of was the trap laid by the previous ability or something unclean, so he sent us over to protect them.

After hearing this, I said: "Master, aren't you playing with me, robbing people's graves is going to hell, archaeology is legal to go to other people's tombs, aren't you playing with me, I don't have such a big enmity with your old man." ”

The master immediately scolded: "How can the stinky boy speak, no one can harm you, although robbing the tomb is to go to hell, but that was before, and now the rules of the underworld have changed, because in ancient times, all those who could build a big tomb were rich people or those in power, and these people were all people who were fish and flesh, so after the founding of New China, the underworld also held a special meeting, and the final result of the discussion was to dig their tombs as long as they were of a national nature, and you were still afraid of a ball." ”

I was relieved to hear what Master said, and I said, "Master, tell me where it is, I'll set off immediately, and go early and finish early." ”

The master said: "You can teach you, I'll send you the address, and when you get there, you can just find someone over there, don't bother me when there's nothing, so hang up like this." After saying that, he hung up the phone directly.

I rolled my eyes, I sold me to the end I am not his apprentice, no matter how you look at me, I look like his enemy, play me like this, after a while the message was sent over, I looked at the address in Shandong, I called Yang Feng and told them about the matter, they were also wailing, but what can be done about this task, but my master personally conveyed it, a few of us just ate the bear's heart and leopard gall and didn't dare to play with him, otherwise a few of us will definitely be unlucky in the end, what else can I do? Anyway, I wasn't the only one who was trapped.

I first found someone to buy four air tickets, Yunshuang let her rest at home, Wenjie stayed with her and the four of us went to it, this little thing can't be done, the four of us really have to take a piece of rot to death, we gathered at the airport at night, the cat is still the same as those pets, but the cat master did not learn to be cute this time and did not attract the attention of those flight attendants, I looked at him breathing a sigh of relief.

Yang Feng and I discussed this mission in a low voice, and Fang Yun said: "I'll go, I didn't expect that there would be such a task, it's really blinding my dog's eyes." ”

I said: "You kid still knows that you are a dog's eye, this time we will fight quickly, my master can really play, this kind of task is also handed over to me, I don't think he will be willing to play to death"