"Okay, I'll check!" Sammy looked down at her phone.

"Remember, check feng.wang!" Ning Yun is very righteous and angry!

However, as we all know, this doesn't work!

Sammy threw away his phone and vented: "feng.wang rely on his wife to grab the headlines!" But we are small people, no one cares, and we don't have the strength to grab the headlines at all! ”

Sammy gritted his teeth and said: "Either let Reagan completely change and re-understand life, or make this show a big success!" There is no other way! ”

Ning Yun groaned: "Do you know life and cherish life?" ...... in the movie"

Sammy looked up at Ning Yun: "What do you want to say?" Chainsaw? The Seven Deadly Sins? That's a crime! And it's too cruel! I will not allow it to be used on my father! ”

Ning Yun spread his hands: "But there is no other good way!" ”

Sammy was furious: "You're a professional, can't you think of a proper solution!" How can you take it seriously in the movie! ”

Ning Yun said helplessly: "The key is that there is not enough time!" Professional approaches require enough time, combined with medication, which is not suitable for Reagan's current situation. Why don't you send him directly to a mental hospital, at least you can save his life! As for his career, yours, just give up! ”

Sammy was frightened and grabbed Ning Yun's hand: "No, no, there must be a solution!" Anything is good! You must help me! ”

"What do you think of me, pretty? Want to get on? Sammy straightened her hair, and Chong Ningyun smiled seductively!

Ning Yun said solemnly: "No, don't be like this, this is taking advantage of people's danger!" How could I do that! ”

Sammy's face turned cold: "That means you have a way, but you don't want to say it?" ”

Ning Yun was very helpless: "Okay, this method is not very good, it is like this......"

Sammy's expression changed: "Do this...... You're sacrificing too much to do so! And hide it from Reagan! ”

Ning Yun smiled: "Don't worry, I'll be fine!" Don't tell anyone about this, and don't get involved, or there will be endless trouble! ”

So the two of them conspired, and Ning Yun went back to prepare......

The next day, the stage play was performed with a large audience.

It's not for Reagan, everyone comes to see the popular little student Shannon.

Ning Yun carried a 35-liter backpack and an outdoor basin hat and also came to see the performance.

Although he didn't fit in with the people around him, no one stopped Ning Yun from letting him enter the theater.

Through Sammy, Ning Yun got to the first row.

The show goes into the high. At the tide stage, Shannon and Leslie (Naomi Watts) roll the sheets on stage.

Reagan, because of an accident, only wore the inner . Pants grabbed on stage. Rape, the original movie is here, Reagan committed suicide with a real gun and blasted his nose off!

At this time, Ning Yun stood up from the first row and jumped onto the stage under the puzzled eyes of the audience!

Reagan was very unstable, brandishing a gun and rushing towards Ning Yun, yelling, "Bastard! Go down! ”

Ning Yun dodged, kicked Reagan, snatched the gun, and ripped off the hidden microphone on Reagan and put it on himself.

Shannon and Leslie were at a loss, and the audience screamed!

Shannon is a changer. state, only on the stage can it be hard!

At this time he was naked and only wore underwear. trousers, erected with small. Chicken, hunched over to Ning Yun, trying to persuade Ning Yun to calm down!

Seeing Shannon's ugliness, the audience laughed!

Ning Yun really wanted to cover his eyes, Broadway actually produced such a superb!

Especially since this kid later fell on Emma Stone, I can't bear it!

Seeing that Shannon was still approaching, Ning Yun couldn't stand it anymore, snatched Leslie's sheet to cover his body, and wrapped Shannon in a beating!

It was so refreshing to beat up the big star Edward Norton, especially the screams of Norton's unique voice!

It's indescribable!

The audience laughed even louder!

Everyone thinks it's worth it!

The backstage staff rushed up to two, and Ning Yun's combat effectiveness exploded and put them down one by one!

Agent Zach and others still want to be on and still have to report. The policemen were all stopped by Sammy: "Wait! Stop, don't go! Don't you understand? Now the headlines are here! ”

Agent Zach is a fat man, the fat man who played "The Hangover"!

Zack's eyes lit up: "That's right, the headlines are coming!" Now it's saved! Hurry up, take a picture, upload it to YouTube, and the title should be terrifying! How about "Birdman of yesteryear, Soft Egg of Today"? ”

Saying that, Zach denied again: "No, no, it's not good for the image!" ”

Sammy smiled: "Don't worry, I've already thought of the title!" ”

So, a few minutes later, a hot video appeared on YouTube!

Its title is:

"The Japanese Prime Minister watched Reagan's new drama in disguise. The Japanese drama was angry and went on stage to beat the leading actors - warning! Female bed. Halfway through the play, he was naked. Bare! 》

……

Ning Yun smiled and walked to the center of the stage: "There are a lot of people, I'm very pleased!" ”

The audience laughed and applauded!

Ning Yun took out a scroll from the backpack behind him and hung it on the stage.

I saw three big characters on the scroll after it was unfolded - Deyun Club!

The audience was silent, I really don't understand humor!

According to the number of people affected, Broadway is far inferior to Deyun Club!

Ning Yun also became serious: "I lied to you just now, in fact, I am very unhappy!" ”

Ning Yun pulled up Reagan, who had fallen to the ground, and turned Reagan's face to the audience: "Look at this face!" This is the face of Birdman! How ugly it has become now! ”

Saying that, Ning Yun rubbed it hard, rubbing Reagan's face into a strange shape.

Reagan's wig fell off, revealing the top of his half-bald head, his face looked a little fat, and his angry eyes turned into a strange cuteness against the backdrop of various grimaces and various deformations, super contrast! It's unbearable to look at directly!

The audience laughed desperately, took out their mobile phones and shot desperately, and the flash simply surrounded Ning Yun!

The flash pauses slightly.

Syllable!

Ning Yun slapped Reagan's fat belly: "Look, what has the shape of the body become!" You're a birdman, not a fat bird! You him. Mother. How do you fly? You think you're collared. Guide! ”

Ning Yun put Reagan only inside the wear. The body of the pants turned half a circle, allowing the audience to see clearly: "Ladies, gentlemen! I'm so sorry! I won't shoot my ass! Just take a look! ”

The audience laughed again!

Ning Yun turned Reagan's body back, faced the audience, pinched Reagan's face and said, "Can you imagine? It's an actor! This figure turned out to be an actor! There is an actor named Andy Lau in Asia who looks younger than me. Mom is called an actor! That he. Mom is called technology! Hit the young in the face. Pig. Is semen called technology? That's called Zhu Bajie practicing yoga - difficult DIY! ”