Chapter 6 "This Dead Fat Ji" Walking on the road, I couldn't stop gritting my teeth and said, "Next time I catch it, I have to kill it and cook soup." ”.

"you," Xiaowen gently pushed me, "Obviously, you provoked others first, okay." ”

"I'm for it's good, you see he's fat now," I continued to quibble, "I used to expect it to be able to help watch the door or something when it's older, but now it's a blessing that it won't be stolen to make dog meat hot pot." ”

"Oh~~ So you plan to recognize it as a son, and then cover it in the future, poof~" Xiaowen couldn't help but laugh before she finished speaking.

“…… Inside, I heard that you have a boyfriend" Hearing Xiaowen's words, I immediately wilted, touched my nose, and hurriedly ended this embarrassing topic.

"Huh? Did I tell you that?"

"Hmmm......"

"It's not really, it's just a few words of meeting and talking."

"Oh~" I answered, didn't say anything more, Xiaowen seemed to be thinking about something else, a little absent-minded, and the two of them fell into silence like this......

"Inside, actually, I want to treat you to a meal" Seeing that I was about to go to the pharmacy, the first formal chat, I didn't want to be unhappy with her in such a silent way, "It's just...... I heard that you have a boyfriend, so I don't think it's appropriate."

“…… It doesn't matter, I'm not boyfriend and girlfriend with him, and besides, if I can't even accept my friends, how can I be my closest person. Xiaowen's voice was soft, but her tone was very firm.

"Well, that's easy," I asked, touching my nose and trying to ask, "are you free tonight?" ”

"I'm on duty in the middle of the night tonight, and there should be no problem before 12 o'clock," Xiaowen thought for a while and said slowly.

"Well, it's at 8 o'clock tonight...... Forehead...... After a pause in the ......, I frowned, secretly complaining that I was too lazy, and that there were usually only a few restaurants that were not in the stream, and it didn't seem to be very suitable to eat and go.

"It's the barbecue restaurant on the edge of Chenghu Lake, I heard that you often go there to eat, I think it should taste excellent" Looking at my tangled face, Xiaowen couldn't help but cover her mouth, "As for the location, just choose the tables closest to the lake, it's much cooler than elsewhere, I'm right." ”

"Uh, yes, that's right," I touched my nose, "but who's suing you for this?"

"No one has ever sued me" Xiaowen stroked the bangs on her chest, "I guessed it myself, do you believe it?" ”

"Believe, what is there to believe or not believe," replied without thinking.

"Then it's booked, see you at Chenghu at 8 o'clock in the evening."

"Mm-hmm, okay" I nodded, watching Xiaowen walk into the pharmacy, close the door, and then turn around and leave.

"Hey~ Wait a minute, wooden basket" Behind him, he suddenly remembered Xiao Yu's crisp voice.

"Huh? Is there anything else" I turned around, Xiao Wei had already walked behind me, and gave me a thumbs up, "Yes, yes, the young man has a future, come on, I can wait for you to be my brother-in-law" After speaking, he ran into the house without looking back.

"Ale? , this~" I opened my mouth, but I didn't know what to say.

"That's right, wooden basket" Xiao Wei suddenly poked his head out again, "Next time I ask Sister Wenwen, please organize the language in advance, don't be there for a long time and can't say a place, I'm dying in it, I can't wait to rush out and decide for you." ”

"Xiao Worry~" Xiao Wen's slightly embarrassed voice came from behind him, "I won't tell you, Sister Wenwen is angry" Xiao Yu stuck out her tongue at me mischievously, and closed the door, and could vaguely hear the noise of the two girls in the house.

"Alas~ Do you think I want to" I scratched my head, with a helpless face, and I don't know why, every time I am alone with Xiaowen, I always feel a little inexplicably nervous, and my thinking is not in the state.

"Wait......" I thought it was wrong, the little girl had just been hiding behind the door and eavesdropping, she didn't learn well at a young age, she really didn't clean up, I gritted my teeth, and planned to find an opportunity to teach her a good lesson......

In the afternoon, the TCM outpatient room ......

What should I wear? Sitting in a chair, I kept pondering.

"Inside, doctor," the patient opposite shook his hand in front of my eyes, "You've been touching it for five minutes, and you don't see anything." ”

"Well, it's coming, I don't want to show you all parts of your body, don't worry," I explained with a haha.

"Various parts? Doctor, I'm fine with the rest of the place, I'm just this stomach, and it hurts a little. ”

"I know, but this Chinese medicine is about the principle of overall inclusiveness, pay attention to syndrome differentiation and treatment, and prescribe the right medicine" Looking at the patient in front of me becoming more and more confused, I scratched my head, "For example, your toilet is out of water, taking Western medicine is like pouring water into the back tank, and it can be used normally immediately after filling the water, but if you don't get water, you will have to fill it repeatedly in the future." ”

After a pause, I continued, "The toilet has no water, and the toilet itself is no problem, so no matter how you deal with it, it can't solve the fundamental problem, if there is a problem, it may be a pipeline, or it may be a water company, Chinese medicine is like checking and repairing a pipeline, or to find a water company to negotiate the problem, although it takes a long time, and the process is relatively troublesome, but he solves the fundamental problem." ”

"Oh~ I see," the patient patted his head and suddenly realized, "So I have a stomachache, which may be caused by problems in other parts."

"Mmmm, yes" I nodded, "I've been touching it for so long, just to find out what went wrong with you." ”

"What about the result," the patient hurriedly asked.

"It just turned out to be a little blood on your stomach lining." I quickly wrote the prescription and stuffed it into his hand, "Turn left when you go out, take the medicine from the Chinese medicine pharmacy, thank you, the next one~"

“……”

"Doctor, what kind of illness did the man who went out just now?" a young man in his twenties who came in asked me in surprise.

"It's okay, it's just a small problem, what, you know?"

"I don't know, it's just that his face is so ugly, I think there's something big wrong," the guy touched his head.

"Well, I guess it's because of my stomach," I shrugged, "Do you need any help?"

"Inside...... I said, "Brother," the young man looked around, looking like a roe deer brain, "Can you prescribe me two drugs to enhance the internal function."

"Aha?" I was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted, showing a lewd smile, glancing at Yang Lao, who was concentrating on reading, I put my hand to my mouth and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to eat, or do you want to use it."

"Still useful?" The young man's face was pleasantly surprised, as if he had discovered a new continent, "I don't know much either, or you give me a staff officer." ”

"This ......," I lengthened, feigning hesitation.

"Please, doctor," he prayed, taking my hand and shoving me a stack of hard stuff.

"Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I'll tell you about it reluctantly", feeling the thickness of the thing, I nodded with satisfaction, and began to discuss with him a topic that was not shy or impatient......

"Don't worry, our brothers have used this thing, and the effect is not good, last time my brother used this medicine, a full eleven times in one night! The one who obeyed the woman's rule has been relying on him, and he can't get rid of him if he dares, and he is nicknamed Eleven Lang. Talking about the excitement, our voices couldn't help but raise a little.

"Really!!"

"Really" I lay on the table, supporting my chin with my hand, with a lewd face, "I told you, after taking my medicine, whether it is a big girl or a little daughter-in-law, a woman from a good family or a ** slut, I promise to let them all bow down under your crotch, and they can't get rid of it if they dare......"

"Enough is enough!!" Before I could finish speaking, I heard Yang Lao behind me scream angrily, and then he was kicked hard on the buttocks.

"Ah~" I screamed, threw myself on the table, and when I looked up, I met the stunned gaze of a patient at the door.

"Inside, doctor, I'm here to see ......"

"Look at your grandma, get out~" Yang Lao kicked the door shut, and the sound was like a bell.

My eyelids jumped suddenly, the old man is too old, he is still so strong, look at this kicking the door quickly, it is really quiet like a virgin, moving like a rabbit......

"Smack~" with a sound, before I could think any further, Yang Lao picked up the chair and smashed it down behind my back, "Uh-huh~" My body lying on the table jerked violently, and tears of pain were about to flow out