"What a demon! Dare to disturb your little third master sleeping! Xiao San's eyes were closed, but he let out a loud cry, and he turned over and kicked me back to the bed.

Rub, it's so shameless! Anyway, I'm also his boss, and I dare to do this to me.

I crawled to the side of Xiao San's bed again and shouted in his ear: "Play cards!" ”

"What! Fight the bull or fight the landlord? Three with no two? ”

I went, but the junior didn't wake up, and the monkey actually jumped straight out of bed, still holding two pokers in his hand.

God, how could I be roommates with such a strange person.

"It's time to eat." I shouted in frustration.

Xiao San actually woke up, got dressed and stood beside me without saying a word, and said, "Let's go." ”

Looking at these two living treasures, I almost fainted: "Let's talk about business first, and after we talk, you can eat and play cards!" ”

"What's the matter?"

"Do you two know how to play basketball?"

The monkey shook his head, and the junior was even more desperate, and asked directly, "What is basketball?" ”

I suddenly felt like a deflated ball, it seems that I am embarrassed today, I vaguely remember the last time I played basketball was when I was in junior high school, and I broke my knee that time.

Xiao San estimated that he was rarely exposed to these sports, so he didn't know anything, and the monkey explained to him, he patted his thigh and said, "Isn't it just throwing the ball into the basket, I have a way." ”

As soon as I heard that Xiao San had a way, I immediately became happy, and happily served him tea and pinched his shoulders, and finally Xiao San said with satisfaction: "I remember that you don't have a kind of object transfer charm in Maoshan, don't you just use that thing." ”

Removers? I do remember this talisman, it was just an ordinary yellow talisman, and it didn't work very well, I couldn't control the basketball to fly into the basket by itself.

Seeing me frowning, Xiao San suddenly looked like rotten wood that could not be carved, and said bitterly: "Damn, how did your IQ get admitted to the same university as me!" ”

"you." The monkey nodded his head in a careless manner, and I almost got into trouble with the mistress.

Xiao San smiled slyly: "Basketball, isn't it just more than who scored more goals?" You can't get in yourself, so you can let the other party get in less. ”

Xiao San's words reminded me, my own ball skills are not good, but it is still okay to dribble, and the score will be handed over to my teammates to do, I just need to stumble on the opponent in secret, although it is very immoral to do so, but it is better than losing face.

And this method was thought up by Mao Xiaosan, and it has nothing to do with my Han Shui, I am still the handsome and upright Han Shui!

I set up my utensils and prepared to draw the talismans, when the monkey came out from the side and asked me to teach him how to draw the talismans, but I was afraid that he would suffer from this, so I refused, and the monkey had to stare at me dryly.

In fact, the monkey himself knows that I and Xiao San are good for him, although he looks like a fool on the outside, and he always says that he is more handsome than me, but he still has a sense of adventure in his bones, but he often escapes.

The transfer talisman is very simple, I painted and painted the Maoshan talisman twice and succeeded, after doing all this, I was in a good mood, put the transfer talisman in my pocket, and shouted at the junior to go out to eat with the monkey: "Where did that guy go to the white fat man, he didn't return all night last night." ”

The monkey smiled lewdly and said, "Hey, hey, maybe I watched too many movies and went out to fight." ”

Xiao San also looks like you know, I am a little speechless, the white fat man continues to consume his body like this, it is estimated that he will not live long in the future, it seems that the next time I see him, I will have to persuade him.

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"The two sides shook hands peacefully."

In the afternoon, we came to the basketball court for the game as scheduled, the court was already full of people, very lively, Xiaomeng was also in the audience, according to her words, she came to see her male god, by the way, see how I made a fool of myself.

"Tigress also has a male god?"

"Of course, he is much more handsome than you, he is tall and handsome, and he is knowledgeable, and he is still the main force of the basketball varsity team.

This is the conversation between Xiaomeng and me before the game, I don't know why, it makes me feel very unhappy to hear her praise other boys like this, and now, the "male god" is standing in front of me and shaking hands with me.

According to Xiaomeng, his name is Sun Wu.

Looking at the sturdy boy who was a head taller than me, I silently thought in my heart: Isn't it just taller than me, I can't see where he is handsome.

I was very disdainful when I shook hands, but I didn't expect that Sun Wu to hold my hand hard, and leaned over and said in my ear: "Stay away from Xu Xiaomeng in the future, she is mine." ”

it! Lao Tzu has lived for eighteen years, and has never been threatened by this kind, at this time I feel very unhappy, although Xiaomeng and I were just friends, but now a man suddenly appeared, and demonstrated to me, how can I bear it, I in turn held Sun Wu's hand hard, he tried to break free several times, but it was in vain.

After the transformation of my body by the Nine Corpse Butterflies in the building, I found that my physical fitness had improved not a little bit, this Sun Wu actually wanted to compare the grip strength with me, at this time I held his face red, but I was stunned and didn't let go.

"Okay, both sides warm up, ready to jump ball." The referee shouted on the side, I finally let go of Sun Wu's hand, and then let go of my hand, Sun Wu shook my hand away, and there was no doubt that he wanted you to look good, and rubbed his arm and walked aside.

I sneered, now let you have to be nervous, wait a while, you don't even want to score a ball, it's not good to mess with anyone, just provoke a handsome guy who looks like Wu Yanzu.

Before the game started, I had already applied the transfer charm to the game ball, although I couldn't let the basketball fly directly into the basket, but I could make Sun Wu's ball have a slight deviation, but don't underestimate this deviation, it is enough to make Sun Wu not score a single ball.

"Ready—Start!"

The referee threw the basketball gently, Sun Wu grabbed me and jumped first, I was not in a hurry, I wanted to tease him, so I pretended to jump and sent the ball to him, after he got the ball, he was not in a hurry to attack, but looked at me provocatively, and then broke through the defense with the ball, I have been releasing water, and finally let him break through the two-point line, a beautiful layup - unfortunately did not score.

There was an exclamation on the court, the basketball hit a few laps in the basket, and finally fell out and my teammates grabbed the rebound, and then we broke all the way to help my teammates score.

Sun Wu's face turned green, this kind of mistake is very rare for him, according to his skills, as long as he enters the two-point line, no one in our school can stop him.

"Hehe, handsome guy Sun, will today's MVP still be you?"