Chapter 51: It must be the wrong way to open the script
In the next half month, Zhang Wei did the following things in chronological order:
On a dark and windy night in the moon, he found a place where birds don't poop and became familiar with the power of transforming into a ghoul; On a hazy night, he made an appointment to go to a noisy night market for supper, and handed over two M9s to the organization by the way; On a moonlit and starry night, he got on a plane to the capital and met the fairy sister who thought about it day and night, and spent several days touring the mountains and rivers to enhance his feelings; On a starry night, he received a call from Tang Fatzi saying that the customers who tried liquid metal said that his steel was good, and he was ready to make a lot of money!
Through the above description, we can see that Zhang Wei children's shoes have lived a happy fairy tale life, so our story has a perfect ending?
This is obviously too inconsistent with the character setting, so the correct pose should be like this:
"I just met a little white face when I returned to Jiangcheng, this is so unscientific!"
Zhang Wei hid behind a garbage can, poked his head out and looked at the group of guys with machetes and steel pipes looking for him everywhere, and next to him were the Doudou children's shoes with a halo - why are they halos again? Because little Teddy's treatment on the plane is not very good.
"Fate is not about science!"
"Fate is your sister, I am enemies with him!"
"Haven't you heard of falling in love and killing each other?"
"Then I'll roast you tomorrow!"
"I knew you had a bad idea of me—become too much!"
Zhang Wei slapped Doudou to the ground and ate cement, and then the little white face appeared in front of him with two dragon sets.
"Little deflated three, look where you're going!"
Zhang Wei covered his forehead helplessly: "Don't you think such a script is too cliché?" I think we need something fresh and refined in our lives -- you know, you know! ”
The little white face looked at the dragon set A and the dragon set B (A and B again?). "Do you understand what he's saying?" ”
Set A and Set B shake their heads.
"If you don't understand, that's right - I just said that I'm very humane these days!" Zhang Wei walked up to Xiaobaimian and put his arm around him, "My script is like this: through the previous experience of being deflated in front of me, you realized that I must be a big man, and then you bow to me, and then I will accept you as a little brother and take you to a bright and beautiful future - isn't it very fresh and refined?" ”
"That sounds so different!"
"Of course, I'm a positive person! Otherwise, you always appear in a very brainless way and be slapped in the face by me, there is no B grade at all! ”
"I've got a fresher and fresher script!"
"Say it and listen to it, I'm a reasonable person, as long as you make it up, it doesn't hurt to use yours!"
At this time, a group of dragon tricks surrounded Zhang Wei.
"My script goes like this: the positive characters are hacked to death by me, and then the bad guys continue to play tricks, sleeping with different beauties every day, and the focus of the story is the nightlife that I have to talk about with the three thousand beauties - do you think this is more ratings?"
"Sounds great!"
"Are you ready to be hacked to death with a knife?"
Zhang Wei tilted his head and thought about it, and then suddenly looked behind Xiao Baiyan with wide eyes:
"Look, youkai!"
The little white face looked disdainful: "Why don't you say it's an alien, hum!" ”
Zhang Wei's gaze was still on the back of Xiao Baimian: "Hey, are you a monster or an alien?" ”
"What do you say?"
Hearing the voice from behind, Xiao Baimian and a large group of dragon suits looked over in unison.
"I see, you should be both a monster and an alien!" Zhang Wei looked suddenly realized, "But even if it is such a peculiar species, the way it appears is still very cliché!" The headless and brainless came out and was beaten up by the protagonist, can you come to something different! ”
"And what do you want?"
Zhang Wei tilted his head and thought about it: "It happened suddenly, I can't think of it for the time being!" ”
"Then you can save it for hell and think about it slowly!"
The black-clothed Zhuo Sword showed its sharp fangs, and the air was instantly filled with the smell of slaughter.
"Wait, I remembered!"
"Remember your last words?"
"I mean my lines - evil vampire, I single-handedly hit you all over the hole in the first two times, this time I have so many little brothers, I must punish you on behalf of justice!" Zhang Wei waved his hand at a large group of dragon sets, "Little ones, go on!" ”
The audience was stunned for two, three, four or five seconds - the first to react was Xiao Baimian, who was amused:
"You are such a lame clown Yang Xue's stinky watch can actually take a fancy to it!" Xiao Bai's face had a disgusted expression, "Hack him, and this deflated man in black clothes to death!" ”
"Ahh "Hack him!" "Don't run!"
"Smack, smack!"
Zhang Wei had two more pistols out of thin air in his hand, and two bullets hit the feet of the dragons.
"Let you go on, you will go, when this is a hundred years ago on the beach! Do you know what a legal society is? Zhang Wei held the M9 in his hand and gave a group of dragons a lesson in legal knowledge: "Therefore, we must unite and fraternize, help each other, and contribute to the establishment of a society that is democratic and rule of law, fair and just, honest and fraternal, full of vitality, stable and orderly, and harmonious coexistence between man and nature, especially violent and bloody or something-" Zhang Wei's muzzle passed over the brains of the dragons, "We must resolutely resist!" Have you memorized them all! ”
A large group of dragons nodded their heads rhythmically.
Zhang Wei glanced at the battle situation on the other side - the wave of dragon sets besieging Zhuo Jian had been put down for most of the time, and looking at the red ground, it was estimated that the fallen dragon sets would have half a life left before they died.
"Look at your group of unlucky brothers, will you dare to cut people in the future?"
The dragons turned their heads for a moment—and shook their heads at a faster pace.
"Well, knowing that mistakes can be corrected, good is great! Hurry up now, or when that youkai finishes killing your hapless brother, it will be your turn! ”
The dragon sets looked at each other, and then dispersed in a hurry, and Zhuo Jian over there had no intention of stopping them.
It didn't take long for only Zhang Wei, Little White Face and the vampire to be left in the alley - and, of course, a few dragons lying on the ground who didn't know whether they were alive or dead. As for why Little White Face also stayed, it was because he was so scared that his legs were weak!
"It's finally quiet." Zhuo Jian licked the blood on his hands.
"If you still want to talk to me, I would suggest going somewhere with a better environment."
"Do you still want to play tricks?" Zhuo Jian tugged at the corners of his mouth, revealing a cold smile, "I won't give you another chance this time!" ”
"Bloody and violent, I didn't advocate it!" Zhang Wei took out a pair of sunglasses from his arms and put them on (as for why a pair of sunglasses can be hidden in a thin T-shirt, don't mind such an inconsequential thing), "But"