After leaving the hospital, Zhang Wei went straight home, as for finding the pistol or something, it was completely unnecessary - in fact, the most important thing was that it was necessary for him to find it, and he could only exchange two more from Doudou after returning home.

Tossed for a night, although he had just squinted on the stool in the hospital for an hour, he was still sleepy when he got home at this time, and washed his face indiscriminately, Zhang Wei didn't care how many things were still sorted out, he fell asleep on the bed, and was not woken up by a knock on the door outside the living room until the afternoon.

got up in a daze to open the door, but was stopped by Doudou:

"Don't be silent yet!"

"What?"

"With so much going on last night, aren't you idiot a little alert!" Doudou lowered his voice, "No one should come to you at this time!" ”

Although Zhang Wei is not smart, he is definitely not an idiot, he only understood what Doudou meant after a little thought, not long after he moved to this place, after Yang Xue took her parents to the capital, the whole Jiangcheng knew that he lived here only Tang Fat Man - he didn't think that Tang Fat Man would come to him without calling him!

"It's not going to be me, is it?"

"Is there anything else?"

Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.

"Didn't this big brother say that he wouldn't arrest me!"

"You've only known each other for a few days, and he said you would believe it!" Doudou glanced at Zhang Wei, "And it's not just him who can catch you, maybe it's someone else!" ”

"What then?"

Before Zhang Wei could clear his mind, an inquiry came from outside the house:

"Is there anyone at home?"

When Zhang Wei was thinking about whether to tell the guy outside the house that there was no one at home, Doudou first lowered his voice and spoke:

"Look at who it is from the cat's eyes, and don't let people find out with a light movement!"

"Why don't you go, it's okay if someone else finds out about your teddy!"

"You idiot, how can I reach it with cat's eyes so high, go quickly!"

Zhang Wei suddenly realized, so he had to turn over and get out of bed, and tiptoed to the door of the living room - obviously in his own room, but he was like a thief.

Looking out through the cat's eyes, it was as if he had seen a ghost after just one glance, so frightened that his eyes widened and he quickly tiptoed back to the room, and his voice talking to Doudou was lowered:

"Deliver the courier, send the courier!"

"Delivering a courier? I send it to the home delivery! "Hell Doudou too.

"It's over, no one will pick up the courier, and then we will definitely check the water meter, and then we will go to the blasting team to bomb us, what can we do!"

The courier didn't say anything, and the head of the house made up everything.

"Could it be that the inflatable doll you secretly bought online has arrived?"

"I'll buy your sister, can you be serious at this time!"

Zhang Wei looked crazy, but Doudou next to him looked like he didn't care much.

"Then if you don't turn yourself in, you won't be sentenced to a few years for illegal possession of firearms."

"Why, I'm a positive person! I defeated the vampires and saved the earth, why do you want to arrest me and go to jail, I don't want to! ”

"It's up to you to save the earth," Doudou rolled his eyes disdainfully, "Then the earth has already been blown up eight hundred times!" ”

At this time when the two were whispering, the guy who delivered the courier outside seemed to be gone, but this did not make Zhang Wei feel more relaxed:

"It's over, it's over, it's time to check the water meter after delivering the express, and then it's a blasting group!" I wasn't even afraid of vampires last night, but when I woke up today, my painting style completely changed - this is not scientific! "Otherwise, I jumped out of the window, the third floor is not high, and I will definitely not die if I jump!"

Zhang Wei walked to the window as he spoke, and Doudou saw that the brainless man wanted to go crazy again, so he hurriedly ran up and stopped:

"Where did you go with all the manhood you had with the vampire yesterday, and now a courier scares you so much that you want to jump off the building!"

"I was a positive character yesterday as a vampire, and today I am a villain when I was checked on the water meter!"

"So what?"

"So good will eventually triumph over evil, and I am doomed!"

Doudou's head slammed into the floor, and his logic shattered

Ten minutes later—

"Two M9 ten magazines, ten gold coins, and instant noodles, mineral water, Swiss Army knives, tent rope lighters, we are now counting shotguns for guns!"

Doudou was proudly pulling the things in his backpack, and Zhang Wei next to him looked like he had stepped on dog shit.

"A Star Destroyer cannon is coming, these are all cannon fodder!"

"Then why don't you leave everything behind and cross naked?"

"I need a little security!"

Zhang Wei said that, he pulled on the zipper and picked up the backpack - when he died, these things were just to "bury" himself!

"Do you really want to run?"

"Didn't you just jump off the building and run away!"

"It was an impulse, in fact, I am not mentally prepared to leave, will I become a fugitive?"

"I don't know, why don't you go and ask the police uncle first to see if they are going to check the water meter next?"

"I'll think it's next time," Zhang Weiliang said, "But can this method really work?" ”

"I swear never to explain it again for the eighth time!" Doudou rolled his eyes angrily, "Yes, I'm sure it will work!" You'll be next to me when you come back from the story world, and when you enter the story world, I'll find a safe place, and you can just shoot yourself in the head! ”

Look at how skilled the business is, one is skillful, and the other should be quite skillful!

"What if you just wear it and hang it back? We've had a lot of bad luck lately, you know! ”

"There's so much nonsense, so let's just stop wearing it and wait for the police uncle to go to the demolition team!"

"Naturally, you still have to wear it!" Zhang Wei hurriedly set the tone first, "But you must find a safe place."

"It's so long-winded!"

"Whew!"

"Call me back again."

The sense of disobedience of the sudden change of the scene will always make the brain a little dizzy, but now Zhang Wei is very adaptable. Looking at the surrounding environment, it should be a café or cold drink shop, a few customers are drinking drinks in a leisurely manner, and the few clerks are doing their own things unhurriedly.

"Why didn't they seem surprised at all when I suddenly appeared here?"

"Explaining this problem will involve the theory of relativity, the law of causality, the multidimensional universe model, and a whole bunch of theories that you have never heard of, are you sure you want to listen to them?"

"Uh" After thinking about it, Zhang Wei found a place in the store and sat down, "I think let's discuss which world this is first, it doesn't seem to be dangerous, right?" ”

"Maybe the alien Star Destroyer will arrive in ten seconds."

"The dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth - this time you have to hang it again, you don't want to eat pork kidneys this month!"

"Why"

Before Doudou could refute in Zhang Wei's mind, both of them were stunned - a little waiter with an eye patch walked up to Zhang Wei:

"What do you need?"

"Kaneki?" "Tokyo Ghoul?"