Chapter 499: Humiliating Li Mao
As soon as I saw that the fat man was out of breath, I quickly broke the fat man's hand, and the mouse essence finally came out of my breath, and I couldn't help bending over and coughing. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
After coughing for a while, the fat man and I squatted down left and right, looked at the tearful gray old seven and asked, "Hey, don't fucking shame on me, you should have something to say." ”
The gray old man peeked at me and the fat man, hesitated for a while, and said in a low voice: "I am, I was sent by Li Mao to follow Miss Yan'er, and I am going to find out where you live and what you are doing, and I will report to him when I am done, really, I am not lying this time." ”
", you don't dare to lie about this, otherwise Li Mao wouldn't let you go." The fat man stretched out his hand to shine on the back of the gray old seven's head and "snapped" a big-necked slipper with a bit of Uncle Li's demeanor, and scolded hatefully at the same time.
"No, your five clans all belong to the system of the Horse Immortals, why are you still related to the cult, ah." I know that in the Northeast region, the Fox, Huang, Chang, Gray, and Willow as the representative of the horse immortals have always been arrogant, in addition to the status of Hu Santaiye, Black Mother and other high-status honorable people and the old clan immortals of the family are willing to bow down to their ears, other outsiders, whether it is a genuine immortal or a powerful evil spirit and demon, it is difficult to drive them, these five wild immortals have the same character as the Northeast people, they would rather be beaten to death than be bullied, and the whole eye is a big deal to the end, but if you want to call them around, commanding them, the door is not available.
Otherwise, in the Northeast, please come out of the horse fairy etiquette must be prepared, you have to make the immortal feel that he has face, and it will sincerely use the whole body to help you, otherwise, the small one, toss you will not die.
It is precisely because I know that the stinky temper of the horse fairy who would rather bend than bend, be the head of the chicken, and not save face for the death of the queen of the cow, that I will feel very incomprehensible that this gray old seven will be willing to be sent by Li Mao and do this indiscriminate thing of following his own five clans.
Seeing me looking at her with a puzzled expression, Lao Yan'er's grandmother felt that her own clan had done such a dirty thing, she was very ashamed, and at the same time very angry, her pretty face was red, and she looked angrily at the gray old seven who didn't dare to look directly at her, and saw that the gray old seven was gray and wanted to put her head in the crotch of her pants.
However, he couldn't die if he was faint, the fat man pinched the back of the neck of the gray old seven, and pouted his little head to face the old Yan'er grandmother: "Don't fucking pretend to be a grandson, your Yan'er grandmother asks you, and said coerciously, if I ask you again in a while, I won't be so polite, fuck your uncle." ”
The gray old seven sighed, suddenly knelt down towards the old Yan'er grandmother, crackled and began to smoke his big mouth, so that it was called a smooth and smooth in one go, and a few minutes later, the face of the knife strip that was originally without four taels of flesh was swollen into a translucent and tense pig urine bubble.
"Okay, hurry up, why are you so willing to fall so much?" When Grandma Lao Yan'er saw that the gray old seven was about to fan herself into a vegetative person, she was angry and unbearable, so she asked sharply.
"I, alas, in fact, it's not just me, many of our juniors who are mixed in Haiman are addicted to drugs, and the drug source in Haiman Village is controlled by Li Mao, you say, what else can I do, for the sake of this hobby, I can only choose to be shameless, woo woo......" After the gray old seven finished speaking, he cried loudly, and begged us to simply kill him with a sword, so as not to make himself a ghost, a fairy, a bare-assed motorcycle, and a shame in circles.
Looking at the gray old seven who was devastated by drugs and was on the verge of collapse, the fat man, Lao Yan'er's grandmother and I fell into silence for a while, I only knew that this drug was rampant in the yang world, causing countless addicts to be separated from their wives and corpses on the streets, and countless drug dealers were finally sent to the guillotine for the dream of getting rich overnight, but we never thought that the power of this drug was so huge, it had penetrated into the supernatural world beyond the yang world, So much so that even a group of demon fairies like Ma Xian, who is far away from the world, has become a consumer group of drugs, which is really shocking and terrifying to us.
Looking at the gray old seven who was still sobbing and crying bitterly, we didn't know whether to take this traitor who was both pitiful and hateful, and stayed for a while, or Lao Yan'er's grandmother broke the silence, looked at me and asked, "What are you two going to do with him." ”
I looked at the fat man, and the fat man looked at me, looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and really couldn't decide how to get rid of this addicted rat essence.
"I know you're embarrassed, considering it's the same kind of one of our five clans, I'm afraid that killing it will hurt my face, right?" Grandma Lao Yan'er saw that the fat man and I were uncomfortable, so she simply made it clear, "However, if you let it go back, then Li Mao will definitely know where you live, so won't it put you in a dangerous situation, besides, this gray old seven did something wrong first, who made it so unambitious and infected with the disgusting behavior of drug addiction, you should deal with it according to your ideas, and also make an example for other juniors, and dare not repeat the mistakes of the past." ”
Seeing that Lao Yan'er's grandmother was so confused because of nervousness, anger, regret and other complex emotions that she couldn't help but start trembling slightly, I couldn't bear it in my heart, and walked over to caress Lao Yan'er's grandmother's shoulder: "Sister, we are not the locks in the green forest, we will kill whoever you want to kill at every turn, now it is a society under the rule of law, it is not good to do that, hehe"
Seeing that I was talking and running away, the fat man pulled me aside: "Roll the calf, I haven't said a word for a long time, what are you doing,, sister, don't listen to Kaizi's idle teeth, even if we kill Gray Laoqi, it's useless, you think, with Li Mao's energy, since he can send Gray Laoqi to find us, then he can definitely send other bobcat beasts to find us, we can hide from the first year of junior high school, and we can't get around the fifteenth, besides, our brothers are not afraid of him at all, otherwise they dare to return to him in Haiman." ”
"Yes, yes, there are people above us, hehe" I saw the stitches and hurriedly inserted a sentence.
The fat man glared at me and continued: "The point is, Kaizi and the two of us really want to have a knock with Li Mao, if we can lure him away from Heyman's lair and lead him to Jakesh to PK, we can't ask for it, hehe"
"You, why are Li Mao so interested, what are you doing?" Grandma Yan'er was really smart, and when she saw that the fat man and I were so interested in Li Mao, who was the leader of the cult, she faintly doubted the identity of our so-called Mr. Yin and Yang, and couldn't help but look at us with a frown, and asked hesitantly.
"Ah, ah, this, girl, there are some things, we will naturally tell you when the time comes, but you can rest assured that we are definitely good people, good people without additives at all, hehe" I looked at Grandma Yan'er and smiled a little unnaturally.
"Well, you are good people, I believe, and Sister Shen Han and Sister Huo, they are both good people, I can feel it." Grandma Yan'er bit her lip and nodded.
"Oh, I'm going to die now, it's over, it's over, it's completely extinguished, and the happiness of the rest of my life is going to be ruined, oh my God." As soon as Grandma Lao Yan'er mentioned Shen Han and Lao Huo, I suddenly remembered that the last time Shen Han saw Grandma Lao Yan'er coming out of my bedroom in rags, she left in a negative mood, originally I was going to go to the army hospital to apologize and explain to Shen Han, but then I was so stirred up by Zhuo Faner, and I forgot about it in a hurry, just now after Grandma Lao Yan'er reminded me like this, I remembered that I hadn't contacted Shen Han for a few days, this aunt must have thought that I was deliberately angry with her, wouldn't it be more angry, I was completely wasted this time, There's no suspense at all, I'll wipe it.
Seeing my grinning virtue, the fat man and the old Yan'er grandmother didn't know what to do, looked at me and asked in unison, "Are you okay?" ”
"Fuck, my heart is broken into a dumpling filling, ouch hey, I'm really fucking messing up this time, big deal."
After saying that, I didn't care about discussing how to deal with the gray old seven, so I took out my mobile phone and ran to the side to call Shen Han, but after ringing the ringtone for a long time, Shen Han on the other end didn't answer at all.
There was no way, I made a mistake and began to quickly text Shen Han, telling me everything that had happened in the past few days, picking up the main ones, and finally swearing to clarify that I had nothing to do with Lao Yan'er's grandmother.
sent out the longest text message I have ever sent in my life, and within two minutes, Shen Han's text message replied back, just eight words, and I was overjoyed, dancing: "I'm settling accounts with you when I go back." ”
Then, another text message came in, and I realized that I co-authored Shen Han and their hospital to take turns on vacation, and organized Shen Han and a group of nurses to go to Dalian to recuperate, which is really ah.
The fat man saw that I was smiling so flatteringly and obscenely, so he came over and glanced at the text message, baring his teeth: "It's okay, a dark cloud has all dispersed, so what, don't jb show your pig's mouth and fangs (Northeast dialect: laughing), hurry up and think about it, how to cook this rat essence." ”
I was in a good mood and glanced at the gray old man who was not frightened, but addicted to drugs, and touched his chin: "Senior brother, sister Yan'er, have you watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms." ”
"Don't calves, okay, tell you, I've read a golden bottle of plum in the history book, or pick the key chapters to read, what's the matter, let go of any fart, I'm begging you, let's not grind." The fat man looked at me without tears, completely tormented by my broken mouth.
"It is said that Sima Yi retreated without fighting back then, Zhuge Liang sent someone to Sima Yi to send a set of cheongsams to Sima Yi, and mocked Sima Yi as a timid woman, I think, we might as well do the same, let this gray old seven bring Li Mao a set of female pajamas back, and play with him, what's the matter." After I finished talking about the idea in my heart, I was overjoyed, and I finished laughing, why the am I so smart, I must have been the champion in my last life.
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