I said sternly: "I want to collect all the special planes in China's ghost market." ”

Cat Ye: "Wow, what a great pursuit and ambition, in fact, there was a buddy who had the same idea as you before, he did it and successfully collected it." ”

I said, "Well, it proves that I'm right." ”

The cat master was not in a hurry and said: "In the end, it was confiscated by his master, saying that he was discouraged by his playthings, and since then there are still a few buddies who have moved forward bravely, and finally they all fell on the last level, and all the things they collected were confiscated by their masters, this solid wall does not break through you, those guys with lofty ideals and ambitions are all doing day jobs in the end, you think about it, you collected all the things that were confiscated by your master, is this a big blow." ”

I thought for a while and smiled: "This is those guys stupid, this is obviously their master also wants to collect but can't pull this old face, at this time, isn't what they collect as dazzling as fireflies in the night?" What a good opportunity this is, how could their master let go of this great opportunity, to collect two sets at a time, after all, these special planes are too bombarded, just ask which man can endure this temptation, Master, they are also human beings, and they also have seven emotions and six desires, of course, they also want to do a set, I collect two sets and then give the master a set directly. ”

The cat master thought for a while and said: "I really want to do that, but what are you doing when you collect these things from the outside powerhouse, their skin is very thin than those first-level monsters in the game, and they have no attack power, which is just an ornament." ”

I stretched out my voice and said, "Master Cat." You won't understand our man's world. ”

The cat master immediately exploded and said angrily: "What do you mean, you mean that I am not a man?" ”

I lifted his two small front paws and said, "See for yourself, have you forgotten your identity after staying in the world for a long time." ”

The cat stared at his little front paws for a while. He went back and said, "Meow, I forgot that I was a cat, but even if it's a cat, I'm a male, and you are not allowed to be racist." When I heard this, I threw my hands up in surrender.

I then said: "Actually, men are like this, it's like women turn off the lights at night, why do almost all men like beautiful women, because men are born with this kind of *, even if these special planes are as strong as you say, but their appearance is too booming." ”

This journey was spent in our braggart and fart. I have to say that the management of the underworld is very humane, and the two of us also sent two flight attendants to accompany us. And when I asked the cat how to fly the plane, I didn't understand what the cat said was a fool piloting operation.

When we landed, I looked outside, this so-called underground government management center is so big, it's a city at all. There are high-rise buildings everywhere, and it is also the world's tallest building to put one outside, and the people who live here are the managers of the prefecture, that is, the civil servants in the world, according to the cat master, this management center must be at least ten times the size of Beijing, and the ten palaces of the kings of Hades are all working here, of course, I don't have a chance to meet them, how can these high-ranking people meet with me! After all, there are a lot of things in the underworld.

When I got off the plane, someone would naturally come and ask where we were going, and the cat master replied, "We are going to the Xingsi Management Center." "The ghost who came to ask us led us to a helicopter, yes, it's a helicopter, and I can't tell if it's an underworld.

I asked the cat master on the helicopter: "Mao Ye, what is this Xingsi management center for?" ”

Mao Ye said softly: "Xing Si Management Center, even if it is specifically responsible for extorting confessions by torture. After all, it is impossible for the underworld to be clear about the affairs of everyone in the world, and sometimes the things that cannot be found have to be solved by them, and even if they enter the place, even if they are iron men, they have to speak. ”…

I'm rubbing. What I saw and heard today really didn't ruin my three views.

Then I asked the cat master curiously: "That cat master, you give me a thorough understanding of how big this underworld is." ”

The cat master thought for a while and said: "Well, I don't actually know, anyway, it's very big, it's big, it's big, after all, some people don't choose to reincarnate immediately after death, but choose to stay and live, after all, the one here is very similar to the world except that the sky is a little dark." They will stay for a while before going to reincarnation, but there is a time limit. When the time comes, whether you want to or not, the underworld will force you to reincarnate, otherwise if you don't reincarnate for such a long time with the ghost's yin life, it will really be completely chaotic, and if you don't go to reincarnation, then the six reincarnations will have to produce new souls, and they will have the choice not to reincarnate after death, so that the underworld will be chaotic, and this time will be adjusted at any time according to the actual situation. ”

Is this the underworld in my understanding? Master has never told me about it, and if I had known, I should have opened my eyes earlier.

Mao Ye said: "This management center is actually very idle, because ordinary people's affairs are recorded in the life and death books, and only some cultivators who have done evil or some other reasons who have not been recorded in the life and death books have to come here after death, but after all, this is only a very rare case, so there is often no work here." ”

I heard the cat master always say that this Xingsi management center, my heart is like a cat's paw scratching, I really want to see this Xingsi management center as soon as possible.

After flying for a while, the helicopter stopped in an open field, I got down from above and looked at the Xingsi Management Center in front of me, you ask me how do I know, the nonsense must be known, can I turn a blind eye to the words on it? In the ten-meter-high place, the six big characters of the Xing Si Management Center are simply more conspicuous than *, and I don't know if I am afraid that others will not see them, and these big characters are still made with flashing lights, and it is difficult not to pay attention to them!

We walked in with the guide, and I wondered, "Why is there no one to guard here?" ”

The cat lord looked at me disdainfully and didn't speak, in fact, as soon as I asked, I wanted to smoke myself, do you still have to guard here? The others can't hide and still lean here, only people like my brother who have a task come here.

Let's take the elevator to the fourth floor, don't ask me how I can have an elevator, don't you think that's reasonable? Even if they come up with a big Ivan now, I will accept it calmly, and the unreasonableness here is actually reasonable.

The elevator door opened, and there were already ghosts waiting at the doorway. (To be continued)