Chapter Twenty-Six: The Farce Begins

Mrs. Xu has been feeling more and more beautiful recently, since she married the Liu family in the neighboring village at the age of fifteen, the old lady has not lived a good life, at that time the devil surrendered for a few years, under the devastation of the long-term war, the national economy is in a depression, and the old wife has worked hard for most of his life to pull a few children up. Fortunately, the party's leadership is active, correct, and advanced, and in just a few decades, our motherland has been built so prosperous, and the common people have also lived a happy life, and their grandchildren have grown up and worked.

Children and grandchildren are sensible, filial, family harmony, Mrs. Xu gradually came out of the sadness of her husband's death, sitting in the yard every day to bask in the sun, go to the park to see the scenery, it is really pleasant, but today is destined to be an unpeaceful day.

Early in the morning, the second daughter-in-law ran away from her place crying, the old lady asked, it turned out to be her baby grandson who was kidnapped, so anxious that she didn't come up, and immediately rolled her eyes, scared the family and pinched people and called, tossed for a long time, only to see the old lady wake up slowly, opened her eyes and said that it was not good, and it took a long time to spit out a fierce word, "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up to find Liu Gang, the old rabbit cub, the more you live, the more you are a bastard, a nephew can't stand it, is the policeman eating dry rice." , Ming told that bastard that if I can't find my precious grandson, I don't want this son either! ”

When the family was in chaos, Liu Gang's life was not easy at this time, and his sister-in-law called early in the morning and told him that Liu Zheng had been kidnapped. "No, that kid was fine yesterday, I sent him out on a mission, and I personally told Sun Hao to send him to the station, how could he be kidnapped" Liu Gang was surprised.

"Woo...... Who knows, I received a short message early this morning...... They said...... said that Xiao Zheng was in their hands, and it was ...... Say it's your enemy, and let you go to see them by name" The sister-in-law cried on the phone and said "I...... I made a special call to Xiao Zheng just now and found out that ...... Whining...... Found out that it was turned off......"

"My enemy? I haven't offended anyone recently," Liu Gang asked confusedly, "You also want to see me by name, did they say where to meet?" ”

"No, I didn't say anything, just said that Xiao Zheng was in their hands" Liu Zheng's mother said incoherently, "Xiao Liu, go to him, go and save him, we will give you as much as you want...... Give ...... all."

"Okay, I'm thinking of a way, sister-in-law, don't worry" Liu Gang's heart was irritable, this kind of inexplicable thing happened at a very moment, the policeman actually let people tie him up, Liu Gang really wanted to strangle this straw bag nephew at this time.

Hanging up the phone, Liu Gang dropped two teacups in a row before he calmed down his anger, and frightened a few little police officers who came to report to him silent, and stood aside for unknown reasons and looked at him with fear, and no one dared to be the first to stand up and speak.

"Is there something wrong" Liu Gang looked at the few of them with a frosty face and asked, his tone was extremely unkind.

The few people in the back, you look at me, I look at you, all of them took a step back, only the one at the front was still stupid and stood there with his head held high, until he saw Liu Gang staring at himself intently, only to find that the situation was not quite right, he seemed to have been sold by his teammates, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "The station has notified that the inspection team has arrived, and it will arrive in our bureau in half an hour at most, and the Wu Bureau requires all departments to be ready to meet the leaders." ”

"Hmph, it's some" Liu Gang snorted coldly, and his eyes moved to a few people behind him, "What about you?" If there's a fart, let it go! ”

“…… We...... We're just like him," a few of them said hesitantly, stumbling.

"So what are you doing here? Doesn't it look like it's done? Liu Ganghu's eyes were round, and his eyes were about to burst into flames, "There are a bunch of in the bureau that I don't know how to deal with it, so I know to stick my head out and hang around here, damn it, get out of here!" ”

When several people heard the words, they shrank their heads and rubbed out, and as soon as they stepped out of the door with their front feet, Liu Gang behind them suddenly shouted, "Slow!" ”

Liu Tou ...... Is there anything else?" several people involuntarily stretched out their hands to wipe their heads, and one of them asked boldly.

"None of you saw Sun Hao, there was no one early in the morning, there is really no one who can be trusted."

"Brother Hao...... He should still be in the office" Someone said they had seen him" When I passed by his door just now, I saw him lying on the table, as if he was writing something. ”

"Call him to me right now!" Liu Gang held back his anger and gritted his teeth and emphasized, "Immediately! Right away! ”

"What are you doing in the office?" When he was young, Sun Hao cautiously pushed open the door and walked in, and before he could speak, he was scolded by Liu Gang with his head and face, and then asked about what happened just now.

"I ...... I'm helping Liu Zheng prepare materials" was scolded inexplicably, Sun Hao was a little aggrieved, but he didn't show the slightest dissatisfaction, and still explained respectfully, "Xiao Zheng wrote a material, about Xiao Lan, asked me to transfer it to the inspection team, I saw that there were some things that didn't go well, so I changed it." ”

"Change a fart! Is there any need for him to stir things up here? Liu Gang is annoyed with Liu Zheng's matter at this time, it's okay not to mention it, as soon as he mentions this fire, he comes up, "Damn, it's a waste that is not enough to succeed and more than ruined, don't let him get involved in this matter, take a vacation and fix it for me, he shouldn't have brought him in with his mother's favor in the first place, it's good now, grass!" ”

"Xiao Zheng, did he have an accident?" Seeing Liu Gang's angry appearance, Sun Hao was a little surprised, thought for a while, and asked uncertainly.

"It's been kidnapped," Liu Gang laughed sarcastically, "I've lived most of my life, and it's the first time I've heard of a policeman kidnapping someone who hasn't been kidnapped for so long and hasn't sent out the news, if it weren't for the kidnappers to text him, I would have thought he was happy in that place." ”

"Uh......" Seeing that Liu Gang was in a bad mood, Sun Hao was also very interested and didn't ask further, but changed the topic, "What about today's plan, is it still implemented as usual?" ”

"Execute as usual" Liu Gang nodded, and said without questioning, "The kidnapper's request is to see my person, as long as I don't show up, then Xiao Zheng will be fine, the top priority is to get the surname Wu down first, and then say, the opportunity must not be lost, and the time will not come again." In the future, when I go on stage, I have time to play with them. ”

“…… I understand," after hesitating, Sun Hao still added a sentence out of bounds, "But in this way, Xiao Zheng will have to suffer a little." ”

"Well deserved!" Liu Gang said with an angry face, "He has been spoiled and used to him when he grows so big, it's time for him to learn a lesson, otherwise he may poke out some big baskets in the future." ”

Hearing Liu Gang say this, Sun Hao couldn't say anything, shook his head, pushed the door and walked out, preparing for his own affairs.

At the same time, Liu Zheng's mother had already obtained the old lady's edict, and with a large number of women's troops such as seven aunts and eight aunts, she came to the police station in a mighty manner. How fresh, standing on the post for a few years, the first time I saw such a spectacular reporting situation, women have always been unreasonable animals, not to mention a large group of ultimate evolutionary versions - aunt, besides, the rules clearly stipulate that it is not allowed to obstruct the masses from reporting the case in any form for any purpose, in this case, those who have a little brain will not choose to go up to block it.

Liu Gang was sulking in the office, deliberately arranging the bureau for a month, and seeing the surnamed Wu walk in step by step, he was about to succeed, but there was such a troublesome thing that failed, "Liu Zheng, Liu Zheng, you are really my good nephew" Liu Gang sighed hatefully.

"Bang~", the door was kicked open, Liu Gang was angry, just about to get angry, he saw his sister, sister-in-law, sister-in-law and other relatives squeezed in with a sad face, and for a while felt that his brain was a little too turned, and before he could speak, the sister-in-law over there, that is, Liu Zheng's mother, rushed over.

"Xiao Liu, you have to save your nephew" Pulling Liu Gang's clothes tightly, Liu's mother couldn't cry, crying with a handful of snot and tears.

"That's right, brother, our Liu family is just such a lone seedling as him, if something happens, our mother will have to die of anger."

"That's it, you have to call the shots," the relatives who came quarreled with each other.

As the saying goes, if a woman is worth 500 ducks, and a room full of women quarrel, it feels exciting to think about. Liu Gang suddenly felt impetuous, his head was about to explode, and he shouted violently, and he overshadowed everyone's voices with full anger, "Don't make noise!" ”

This time it really worked, everyone immediately quieted down, even the sobbing stopped, and they all looked at Liu Gang, waiting for his next step.

"What do you think this is? Market? Or is it the main road? Liu Gang's face was cold, and he resisted the urge to erupt, "Quarreling around, can it solve the problem?" ”

"We ...... Isn't this worrying about Xiao Zheng" I don't know who was weak enough to say a word, which made the crowd that had just been quiet immediately commotion again.

"Who isn't worried? I'm also worried" I'm afraid that this group of women's soldiers will quarrel again, Liu Gang patiently explained bitterly, "We have already started to investigate this matter, you are making noise here, you are hindering us from handling the case, you know, if you really care about Xiao Zheng, go home immediately, and I will inform you immediately if there is news." ”

"That'...... Okay" Liu Gang's sister took the lead in standing up, after all, she was the oldest here, and she also saw that her younger brother was on the verge of breaking out, and if she forced him like this, it would be troublesome for the family to turn their faces, and most of the people were sent away in a few words, and in the end, only Liu Zheng's mother was left, and she was still here unrelentingly dragging Liu Gang's clothes, saying that she would not let go.

may be dissatisfied with Liu Gang's attitude in handling this matter, seeing that the relatives who came to cheer left one after another, and her son's affairs became more and more unreliable, Liu's mother simply broke the jar and fell, gritted her teeth, and showed the momentum that a shrew should have. I saw her grab Liu Gang's collar, point to her nose and start scolding, "Okay, Liu Gang, you conscienceless thing, your nephew was tied up because of you, you are here to be leisurely, and you dare to teach the old lady a lesson, you have a long ability, if Xiao Zheng has a good one, the old lady will fight with you!" As she spoke, the angry Mother Liu suddenly let go of her hand holding Liu Gang, and scratched his face with her teeth and claws.

"Brother and sister! You calm down" Seeing this, Liu Gang's sister hurriedly came up to pull the rack, and shouted miserably to the people who had not gone far outside the door as she pulled, "Don't go yet, come and help......"

"......" When Uncle Wu walked in with the leader of the inspection team, he saw such a scene, chickens and dogs jumping in the entire corridor, a group of shrews who didn't know where they came from were scuffling together, and the little police officers next to them stood helplessly and watched, without the slightest intention of going up to pull the rack, and some even took out popcorn, which was watched with relish......

"Enough! Stop it! Uncle Wu yelled, his whole face was a little distorted with anger, and Dongzi, who followed him, silently walked to the side to watch the lively police, without saying a word, raising his hand was a snapping mouth, and fanning them was so full of meat and vegetables that they couldn't even distinguish between the southeast and the northwest.

"What do you guys do?" Uncle Wu roared loudly, "Don't you know that this is the police station? Is there anything to say, to make trouble here? "That is, the inspection team is watching from the sidelines, otherwise according to Uncle Wu's usual temper, he will directly order a crackdown.

"Ah~" As he was talking, a scream suddenly came from the depths of the crowd, and everyone jumped, and when they looked at it, it turned out that it was Liu's mother who took advantage of Liu Gang's inattention and bit him on the arm.

"Enough!" Uncle Wu roared again, his eyes were about to split, his eyes showed a turbidity, he turned his head and roared at Dongzi, who was gloating and watching the show, "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and bring someone to separate them, stay and let outsiders see the joke!" ”

"Oh~" Dongzi shrank his head, answered weakly, and began to give orders to the police officers behind.

"I'm sorry, I made you smile," sighed, and Uncle Wu said apologetically to a middle-aged man in the lead.

"It's okay," the man waved his hand expressionlessly, "Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, if it's okay, let's go to the conference room and talk for a while." ”

"Okay, please come here," Uncle Wu replied in a row, stretching out his hand and making a gesture of please. From beginning to end, the people of the inspection team stood there expressionlessly like the middle-aged man in the lead, without the slightest fluctuation in their expressions, as if they could not see the farce in front of them, seeing this kind of battle, Uncle Wu frowned, and secretly worried in his heart, "The person who came is not good......