Chapter 7 [I Will Entertain You]
New day, new weather!
What's going to happen today? What new things will we see today? Looking forward to it, curious, I always feel that the next second is magical, gorgeous and colorful, but I inadvertently forget that this second is sad, just like when the first ray of sunlight shines into the window, Ziyueye's eyes are red because he hasn't slept well all night, and the whole person is withered.
The big bed is very comfortable, but unfortunately people don't sleep comfortably at all. The huge debt weighs on my heart, and I am about to suffocate people. I originally planned to live the life of a rich man, buy two bowls of soy milk and drink one bowl and pour one bowl, how do you know? Now let alone drinking soy milk, even the money to buy soy milk is almost gone. Sometimes, the ordinariness of a small family is happiness, the tranquility is unattainable, untouchable, and there is a thought, but unfortunately, now that sustenance is destroyed by the reality of debt.
Moreover, since Ziyue Ye entered the pit of the Blue Sword Organization, Huaxia Datang has never given him relief money again, and now he only has two hundred yuan left in his pocket, of which one hundred yuan was earned by handing out leaflets a few days ago.
It's really hard to live today, who is to blame? Of course, the woman of unknown age is to blame. Maliciously guess how old Liu Li is now? Well! This is a huge problem, Purple Moon Night shook her head with a headache.
"Although I have a little white face, I can't do the work of a little white face!" Purple Moon Night touched his wheat-skinned face, intoxicated by his personal fantasies.
Life is sad, and I can only make careful calculations and add the food of the rolling pigs. Who called the roller pig to live in his house for nearly three years without paying the rent? And he shamelessly refused dog food and ate the same food as him.
Regardless of whether the roller pig is an alien species of the Togolese star? Now that he is a big black leper dog, he must do a good job of being a leper dog, although he can speak. If the roller pig is not an alien species, Ziyueye will not worry about a dog, and he will not be so boring.
On the dining table, the rolling pig solved the two fried eggs in front of him with three strokes and five divisions, and a pair of big copper bell-like eyes looked directly at the purple moon night, and the sound of constantly squirming throat and saliva swallowing showed that it did not have a cross-racial tendency, but really because it was sad recently.
Seeing this, Ziyueye pushed the plate like a roller pig. Just when the roller pig thought he was giving it food, the chopsticks flew over on the purple moon night, and he stuffed the only golden egg on the plate into his mouth, and made a grunting sound in a majestic manner.
"Stinky little ghost, Uncle Ben is not finished with you." The roller pig that Uncle Ben has been hanging on his lips stared at him, and jumped up and down on the seat, with a sense of immediacy like a dog jumping over the wall.
Suddenly, the face of the roller pig changed, his anger retracted, and his face became weird, only to see it smile, and the wrinkles on the whole dog's face laughed, and Zi Yueye knew that there was nothing good about it at a glance.
Ziyue Night Chrysanthemum tightened and threatened: "Don't have any bad ideas, or I will abuse the lynching and lock you up for forty or fifty years, anyway, you have a good case." ”
He already knew the origin of the rolling pig, and when he adopted the rolling pig three years ago, he never imagined that the rolling pig turned out to be an alien from the planet Togo, but a leper dog who committed a crime and was threatened.
He let out a big talk, and the roller pig showed a hurried expression to show that he was not afraid, it laughed unabatedly, and brought forward the dog face that was difficult to see, and said proudly: "Cut!" Little ghost, don't say that Uncle Ben didn't remind you. Liu Li's aunt is not a good stubble, even if you don't die in her hands, you have to take off a layer of skin. Hehe, that aunt, I used to torture Uncle Ben to death. ”
The roller pig thought of the thing that had been hung upside down in large characters. Qi and blood rushed, dozens of metal arms held a piece of feather and scratched on their bodies, the whole process lasted for a day, the taste of begging can't be picked, begging can't be released. Now that I think about it, I can't help but fight a cold war.
Ziyueye didn't experience it and didn't care about it, but out of the instinct of loving beauty, she was more concerned about why the roller pig kept calling Liu Li aunt?
"Roller pigs, do you Togo stars have a relatively short lifespan? Liu Li's age, you call it aunt, do you want to call me uncle at my age? ”
As soon as the words fell, who knew that the roller pig reacted hugely: ", Uncle Ben is almost the same as your uncle." You must know that when Uncle Ben first arrived at Lanxing, Aunt Liu Li was already an S-level agent of the Blue Sword Organization. ”
"When did you get to Blue Star?"
"Well, thirty years ago, I was a baby."
"Holy!" What does this mean? Liu Li, who looks like a college student with a youthful appearance, is over 30 years old. Reality is completely beyond imagination, can the world be a little crazier?
Zi Yueye was so shocked by the sudden information that she almost fell off the chair and sat on the ground.
said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, and Liu Li called at this time. Under the gaze of the roller pig, Zi Yueye answered the phone. Stunned by Roller Pig's words just now, he didn't react yet, Shanshan said, "Aunt Liu Li? What's the matter? ”
There was silence on the other side of the "......" phone, and the silence was frightening. There was a lull before the storm, and the quieter it was, the more violent it became. The word "aunt" is a taboo that can never be touched, which will have a deep feeling on the purple moon night in the days to come.
The rolling pig was obviously stunned when it heard Zi Yueye's name for Liu Li, and then it sent the most gloating smile for Zi Yueye's courage not to be afraid of death, and cracked the corners of his mouth and grinned: "Hehe...... little ghost, you are dead." ”
What the?
When you shouldn't be confused, Purple Moon Night is confused. For some reason, he heard a voice finally coming from the other end of the phone, which had been silent for a while: "Little ghost, you are good, very good!" Come to the base now, and I'll entertain you. ”
The blind voice from the phone woke up the sluggish Ziyue Night, and Liu Li jumped into the room from the window from outside the room, stepped him out of the room with one kick, and asked the roller pig next to him uneasily: "What did I just say?" ”
"Hee-hee, I didn't say anything, I was just making a death declaration...... Ouch, Uncle Ben is really not done with you. ”
The smiling dog face of the rolling pig really makes people feel uncomfortable!
Ziyueye couldn't get used to the coquettish smirk of the rolling pig, and flew up and kicked it on its fat buttocks. Although the buttocks of the roller pig are rich in fat, it still hurts.
Seeing that the roller pig finally tasted his own power, Ziyueye suddenly felt refreshed, and the feeling of relief was as out of control as the flooding of the Yellow River.
His body has been adjusted, and his strength, senses, and speed have changed to a certain extent, otherwise how could he be called non-human. Now his physical strength has reached the peak of the mortal level, three small levels different from ordinary people, plus, the pain on his body is three hundred weaker than ordinary people, and his eyesight is three times that of ordinary people, and now he is half of it, if not all non-humans.
He had tried to control the force of the kick on the roller pig, but he still kicked it five meters away. Seeing that the weak chicken's self was really strong one day, Ziyueye suddenly became a villain and held his head high.
"Okay, who?" After the purple moon night evaporated the excess energy, I still had to obediently wash the dishes and clean up, and the small days still had to be lived.
After getting a good job, he stepped on the automatic suspension car again, not to mention, he really ran into the ride attendant lady who had been hit by him. In the 24K eyes of the driver waitress who can kill people, Zi Yueye felt uncomfortable, and always felt that the light kept saying "I am a dead pervert".
How can you be a dead pervert? How can you be a dead pervert!
He comforted himself in his heart, and just arrived at the station of the automatic suspension car, making a majestic appearance, completely disdainful of the cursed light of the driver waiter's miss, who knows, he pulled the roller pig and quickly ran away, and the tall and majestic image created by his years of ingenuity collapsed.
After getting out of the car, he looked left and right, and after making sure that there was no one, he turned his head and explained to the roller pig with a disdainful face: "I'm not afraid of her, as a gentleman, how can I do such a tasteless thing as beating a woman?" He secretly added in his heart that it was still possible to make a girl bleed and evolve into a woman.
After walking for a while, I came to a building that was thick and majestic, and it was said to have the ability to resist nuclear attacks. After the dual identity investigation of manual and machine qì, he finally entered the building.
Entering the building, I turned around and entered a remote restroom.
You don't have to worry about the bathroom or anything, it's the key to being able to go underground. Enter the innermost compartment of the bathroom...... No way! Who lacks virtue and doesn't flush the toilet when they get on a tuba? …… The roller pig knelt down at that time.
Pinching his nose and enduring the smell, after dealing with the unknown objects in the toilet, he pressed the switch in the dark compartment, and after entering the password, pupil and fingerprint, the whole space changed abruptly, the toilet entered the dark compartment, and the whole space became an automated cylindrical elevator.
A round tube on the second floor of the Blue Sword Base Transfer Station that exuded a metallic luster burst open with a click accompanied by a jet sound, and the Purple Moon Night and the Roller Pig came out of it. Now Zi Yueye is wearing the white slim uniform of the Blue Sword Organization, and the temperament of the whole person has gone up at once. Through the glass on the second floor, you can get the terminal on the first floor, and now the first floor is in full swing and orderly.
"Roller pig, look, look, sphinx denomination. Wow, isn't that the one-eyed monster from Monster University? Take a look, that ......" For the purple moon night that has been chattering, the roller pig rolled his eyes again and again.
In the midst of the amazement, a man and a dog finally arrived at their destination, but it was not a warm welcome, but a fierce wind.