To say that the fat man and I are still shallow, and we don't know the art of divination and prediction, so that we don't notice that just after our taxi left, in the dark, several pairs of wolf eyes were staring at the taxi thoughtfully.

Under our guidance, the driver drove the taxi all the way, and finally drove into the community where the Yiyi Psychological Clinic is located at about 3 o'clock in the morning.

opened the door, and when the driver saw the sycophant pennant given to Uncle Li by others hanging on the wall, he exclaimed again: "It turns out that you are with Li Daxian, then you must be his old man's apprentice, oops, I really don't know gold and jade, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

I can't see that Uncle Li, an old god, still has such a big reputation in Jakesh. I laughed a little, and was about to tell him that we were indeed Uncle Li's apprentices, but I didn't want to be fat, but I had a big face: "Eh, do you mean my junior brother Xiao Lizi?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and looked at the fat man who pretended to be a convict with a little surprise, which means that you are crazy or drinking fake wine, how dare you call Uncle Li a junior brother, and Xiao Lizi, are you not sick?

The fat man squeezed at me and told me not to speak. The driver was even more surprised that his eyeballs were about to fall and hit his feet: "You are, Li Daxian's senior brother?" Oops, oops, what's wrong with me, I can still meet such a big immortal, worship, must worship. ”

As he spoke, the driver was about to kneel, and the fat man hurriedly held him up: "You can meet me, first, you and I are destined, and second, you have Huigen, so you don't need to be polite." ”

I looked at the fat man who was pretending to be flawless, and I almost didn't laugh out loud. The fat man glared at me dissatisfied, and the subtext I analyzed was: Pretending to be forced, you should be serious.

"Well, yes, we are all hidden masters of the world, and we don't like to be disturbed by the laity, so you must keep your mouth shut about tonight's events and don't tell anyone, otherwise, you will be damned." The fat man's eyebrows were raised, and he had the momentum of angry King Kong.

The driver nodded like a peck of rice, and at the same time, he looked at the fat man with a flattering face and said, "Master, you just said that you wanted to do a Dharma for me...... Hey hey"

"Huh? Yes. Only then did the fat man remember the wish he had made just now, so he looked at me, "Senior brother, since this little friend is destined to be a person, I think, you should not be stingy anymore, hurry up and give the talisman." ”

Fuck, you're pretending to make me wipe my ass, you shitty turtle bastard. I gritted my back molars and scolded the fat man all over my body in my heart, but I still had to pretend to have a sanctimonious smile on my face: "That's good, that's good, follow the law of my senior brother, and I'll be ugly." ”

However, I gave him a hair talisman and pondered for a while, so I had to grind it with cinnabar, take out the yellow mounted paper, draw a hemostatic talisman first, and ask the driver to come over, cut his index finger with a knife, and dripped a few drops of blood on the talisman, saying that it was to get rid of the residual ghost qi in his body.

Actually, I was trying to stop the bleeding with a hemostatic charm for a while, so that he would think that my charm was a magic weapon. Sure enough, when the driver grinned and looked at the finger wound to breathe in the cool air, I clamped the hemostatic charm between the index fingers and middle fingers of both hands, and muttered in my mouth: "Fu Yi, Fu Yi, holding a big golden knife, the big red sand road is not passable, holding a small gold knife, the small red sand road is not passable, the internal blood does not come out, the outer blood does not flow, people are worried when they see me, ghosts see me worried, and ten people see me and ten people are worried." Lao Jun sat at the mouth of the cave, there was blood and did not dare to shed, the blood surname was Qiu, the blood mother was surnamed Zhou, no flow, no flow, no flow, the ancestor was upside down, and Taishang Laojun was as anxious as the law. At the same time, as soon as my foot stepped on the ground, the rune paper spontaneously combusted without wind, and I sprinkled the paper ash upward, and the blood on the driver's index finger coagulated at once.

At this moment, the driver almost had to bow to me. I smiled, continued to step on the Yu step, spread the yellow mounted paper on the offering platform, holding a cinnabar pen, stepping on eight steps, first draw two points on the left side of the rune paper, pick the end of the point like a pictured bird, and then a big point in the middle, two vertical on the left. A little to the right, and then from the middle of the pen to the left to make a ring, at the same time the mouth also sang the two of them to read the same "Heaven has a heavenly general, the earth has the earth, smart and upright, impartial, cut off the evil and eliminate the evil, solve the difficulties and safety, such as dry gods and anger, powder bones and ashes.", after the mantra was recited, the evil charm was also drawn.

I folded the evil charm into the shape of an ingot, tied it with a multicolored thread and handed it to the driver, so that he could hang it in the car above the person's eyebrow bone, so that the family could be peaceful and the ghost could retreat.

The driver took the evil charm and left with a thousand thanks, and when he left, he told us that his name was Wang Quanhou, and let us use the car to find him, and he would not charge us for the car.

Sending Wang Quanhou away, I fell asleep with the fat man, this night, I climbed a mountain not to mention, but also practiced sanda, and the bones were about to fall apart.

Early in the morning, the fat man and I were awakened by the sound of slamming the door that overshadowed it.

"What's the matter, the JB landlord is here to urge the rent again, and he owes the hammer, right?" The fat man opened the door angrily, and was about to go crazy, but he was stunned.

I walked out of the small bedroom next to the fat man, and while wearing pajamas, I wiped the saliva from the corners of my mouth and looked at the door: "Who, this early morning is looking for scolding, right......"

Immediately afterwards, I was also stunned, and I saw Wang Quanhou last night holding a large bag of gift boxes, fruit baskets, drinks and other things, standing at the door with a sincere and frightened face. Behind him, there was a group of men and women who were also carrying things and smiling faces, about 20 people.

"No, what do you mean?" The fat man was a little uncertain, looked at Wang Quanhou and asked.

"Plop", Wang Quanhou knelt down and kowtowed to me and the fat man in shifts: "Immortals, two immortals, I come to thank you for saving your lives." ”

"Huh?" The fat man and I are in a circle, where the hell is this, this is?

After Wang Quanhou and more than 20 men and women were let into the house by us, Wang Quanhou calmed down his excitement and explained the reason.

It turned out that after Wang Quanhou left the mental clinic last night, he hung the evil worship talisman on the rearview mirror, and then drove all the way home. Along the way, he seemed to feel that the car was driving a little strangely, not going in a straight line, but because it didn't turn off or anything, he didn't care, and after driving the car to the family building, he stopped the car and went upstairs to sleep.

At around 5 o'clock in the morning, he received a call from a friend asking him to pick up the station, he got up and went downstairs, only to find that all three tires of the car were suffocated. Reluctantly pushed the car to the maintenance station near the family building, knocked on the door, and the apprentice on duty at the maintenance station glanced at the three tires, and the first thing he said was, "Your life is too great." ”

Wang Quanhou asked what was wrong, and the apprentice told him that the three tires should have burst a long time ago because they were too worn, and it seemed that the three tires were burst when the car was driving last night, because there were serious scratches on the three steel rims.

"However, these three tires burst while driving, and eleven out of ten people were killed by car crashes, why don't you have anything to do, are you a god?" The apprentice looked at Wang Quanhou with an incredulous expression, as if he was looking at an alien.

Wang Quanhou was scared into a cold sweat at that time, at this time, he inadvertently saw the evil charm in the car, and immediately opened his mouth, and didn't care about the car, called a buddy who also drove a black car, and asked him to come to pick him up immediately, wanting to come and thank us for saving our lives.

In this world, the taxi drivers who know the most secrets, because they have to contact thousands of customers every day, can hear everything from national events to folk anecdotes. In the same way, they are also the group of people who can't keep secrets, and they can't pretend to be big or small, so they all have to get out.

When Wang Quanhou told his friends about the evil charm we gave him that saved his life, his friends told their friends the news in a group message almost half an hour.

Who drove a taxi didn't want to ask for peace, so these people bought gifts and pestered Wang Quanhou to take them to the psychological clinic to see our two immortals, and each of them asked for an evil charm.

After listening to Wang Quanhou's narration, and then looking at the taxi drivers with a look of pleading and expectation, the fat man and I really couldn't cry or laugh, I didn't expect that one of our jokes that dealt with the matter would cause such a big sensation, it was really unexpected.

However, this also further proves that the spell technique recorded in the "Yin Fu Zangjing" really has magical power that reaches the heavens and the earth.

In desperation, I had to cheer up and draw an evil talisman for myself. That's not all, some female taxi drivers are still pestering me to let me calculate their husband's cheating, whether the child can be admitted to college this year, I am tired of coping, so I have to prevaricate with today's taboo class.

In the end, it was the fat man who sent this group away because we wanted to practice meditation and let them come back on the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar next month.

Closing the door, I looked at the fat man for a while, and then looked at the nourishing food and fruits in the room, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, I didn't expect that we would be so famous in a daze, and embarked on the same path as Uncle Li, and passively became a Mr. Yin and Yang.

Of course, the subsequent development of the matter is far beyond our expectations, because we still underestimate the strong promotion and demagogic power of taxi drivers in disseminating information: under the word-of-mouth and distorted rendering of taxi drivers, the name of me and the fat man's living immortals not only spread in Yakeshi, but also spread to Hailar, Zhalantun, and even Harbin. And this led to a series of ridiculous anecdotes.

However, these are all later words, so I will not show them for the time being.

The fat man and I were so anxious at the thought of wasting two days in vain that we couldn't wait to take the car to the northern primeval forest area.

So, after sending Wang Quanhou away, the fat man and I rushed to the train station as soon as possible and bought two train tickets to the full return at 8 o'clock that night.