When the poor ghost Mao Changsheng went to see the lord of Hades, his whole body was completely new, with new soft jeans, a new plaid shirt, and then a new orange and yellow jacket.

In this dress, he faintly felt a little nondescript, but it fit well, and it felt good - a poor ghost who lived for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, he could have clothes and pants to hide his shame and avoid the cold, and he was lucky.

He no longer likes suits, he doesn't like tunics, he likes jeans with jackets — he doesn't like the sanctimonious and deceitful image at all.

He doesn't want to suppress his feelings anymore, he wants to love vigorously or hate vigorously, no longer look ahead, no longer suffer from gains and losses.

In addition, the wildfires are inexhaustible, the spring breeze blows and grows, and the spring seems to be far away, and the burned hair on Mao Changsheng's head has grown suddenly, almost more than a foot long.

For him, such hair is neither long nor short, which can boost his confidence, and there will be no moment of despondency when he goes all the way.

Fourteen million coins, 10,000 for poor migrant workers, 20,000 for clothing and dots along the way, and 11 million in the deposit card - he is still a multimillionaire - of course, he is in the prime of life, but he is not an old man.

This time when he went to the Senluo Palace, Mao Changsheng was no longer as sincere and fearful as before, and when he encountered entanglements along the way, he didn't seem to be in a hurry.

What Mengpo Bridge, what ghost gate, what Wangxiangtai, as long as Mao Changsheng took out some dark coins, they were all unimpeded.

Many ghosts don't know the poor ghost Mao Changsheng, but there is no one who doesn't know the underworld coin, as the classical poet said: "Don't say that there is no one in the future, and no one in the world knows you!"

Every ghost knows the Underworld coin, and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng has successfully entered the Senluo Palace.

I haven't seen you for a long time, the old man of Hades has gained a lot of weight, it's just *, like a big bull, Mao Changsheng couldn't help but think when he saw it: This old guy has a big belly, if he lingers with the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei all night, Kang Xiumei will not be able to get out of bed for three days and three nights.

Lord Hades is very busy, he is going through the book of life and death with the ten judges, checking whether there are any wrongful convictions, and he is preparing to let those ghosts who have made mistakes in their previous lives and have undergone a major transformation to be reincarnated.

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng strode in, said "Hello everyone", and presented special cigars purchased from the ghost market one by one, regardless of whether they were high or low.

Those little ghosts such as bull heads, horse noodles, pig legs, dog bodies, sheep feet, horse rumps, etc., are respected, and they are all happy, and they look at the poor and dead ghost Mao Changsheng differently.

The Lord of Hades' eyes rolled around, looked at Mao Changsheng, yawned, and officially announced: "Today's business is over, we have a lot of leisure in the shadows, you can come to work again in the future!"

Ghost envoys, judges, and other salarymen who were in ghost positions had long been eager to have this sentence, so they packed up their files one after another, and each turned into a yin wind and drifted to their respective accommodations to enjoy the fun of cigars.

After the idle ghosts walked away, the lord of Hades looked left and right, and when he saw that there were no ghosts around, he slapped the table hard, and reprimanded with horizontal eyebrows: "Bold ghost people, ghost heads and ghosts, at first glance, he is not a good ghost, and he wants to assassinate this king, right?"

This reprimand, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, Mao Changsheng's legs trembled, just about to kneel, he couldn't help but touch the memory card in his trouser pocket, immediately straightened his waist, hurriedly touched it, and sent it with both hands, saying: "Big ...... Big man, little ...... Xiaomin has a little personal matter to find you......"

The face of the lord of Hades softened, his eyes stared at the deposit card, and he slapped the table again, the sound was quieter, and the voice was quieter: "You don't want to assassinate this king, it turns out that you want to bribe this king? ”

Alas, there are ten roads for officials, and nine people don't know, and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng has been in the ghost world for so long, and he is still a little overwhelmed, so he can't help but quickly confess: "No...... It's not three pennies, it's eleven million ......."

The old man of Hades was stunned for a moment, slapped the table again, and shouted: "Eleven million? Look at your roe deer's eyes, thief's eyebrows, rat eyes, outside the light, and a bag of chaff inside, how can you afford so many dark coins? Hehe, it's not stolen, it must be robbed, it's not robbed, it's not robbed, it must be cheated......

"No, no, no......" The poor ghost Mao Changsheng trembled, and cold sweat broke out, "Lord Qingtian, please listen to me......"

"I'm too lazy to listen to you," Lord Hades smiled kindly and stretched out his hairy thick hand, "There are only dirty ghosts in the underworld, and there is no dirty wealth, so I don't bother to care how you got this dark coin." ”

Mao Changsheng was relieved, breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly handed over the memory card.

Lord Hades took it, flipped it over and over again, blew it, sniffed it, flicked it again, nodded frequently, and said, "Is this card real? The amount in it is 11 million?"

"Really, really, not at all!" Mao Changsheng increased his confidence, and swore a curse, "If I dare to deceive the eldest master, let me be burned with thunder." ”

"What kind of thing is thunder and fire? There are so many places to have fun in the underworld and hell. The lord of Hades smiled and loaded the deposit card, patted it, and after feeling that it was foolproof, he squinted his eyes and said in an appreciative tone, "This king is deeply satisfied when he sees that you are sincere, where do you come from and where can you go back!"

It took a lot of trouble to see the Lord of Hades, how could he leave without doing his business? How could he be confused by a series of nonsense words?

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng panicked, immediately knelt down, and said impatiently: "Lord Qingtian, the grass people still have some trivial matters!"

"Since it's a trivial matter, don't say it, I'm the king of the underworld, how can I have the leisure to listen to your trivial matters? Zhang is long and Li is short, Zhao is thick and fine, and there is no need to say more about those bad things. Lord Hades waved his hand impatiently, "Also, there is no blue sky in the underworld, only a cloudy sky, if you want to pat yourself on the back, you shouldn't be called the blue sky master, you should be called the cloudy sky lord." ”

"Yes, yes, the cloudy lord has taught the right lesson," Mao Changsheng was resigned, so anxious that he was about to pee his pants, "The grass people have a reluctant request, I hope the cloudy lord will listen." ”

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"No, no, no, it's another big thing. Mao Changsheng was anxious, and he was a little incoherent, "Xiaomin has a big thing to tell the cloudy lord ......"

"Is there a big deal?" Lord Hades' eyes widened, "A big deal, we have to discuss it with everyone." Let's go, I'll gather everyone tomorrow, and you won't be slow to come back to the hall to talk about it. ”

"No, no, no......" Mao Changsheng was so anxious that he was about to cry, "I ask Lord Cloudy Sky to allow me to go to Scissors Hell......"

"Go to Scissors Hell? Do you want to buy scissors?" the old man of Hades was confused, and from time to time he patted the waist bag containing the storage card, "Look at you, you don't look like a bad seed who has lost your conscience, this king does not allow you to go to scissors hell!

"Please, Lord Cloudy, just let me go once......" Mao Changsheng said this, choked up.

"Hey, the cat peeed?Learn Liu Bei's trick?" Lord Hades showed a strange expression, "How many ghosts are eager to be as free as you, wander around, and stay away from hell, but this king just ignores it, and you bastard, extravagant and wasteful, and go the wrong way, in order to enter the scissors hell? Tell me honestly, what do you have to do with the scissors hell? want to gang up to rebel, overthrow this king, and then replace him?"

The officialdom hat, falling from the sky, can't suppress the ghost, but also makes the ghost's limbs weak.

Mao Changsheng immediately sweated profusely, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and said tremblingly: "Little ...... Xiaomin fell in love with a female ghost named Mei Yixiang and wanted to ...... I want to meet her......"

"Hahaha...... Some bad things between male and female ghosts," Lord Hades laughed, "Give me so many dark coins, just because I have a deep love and want to meet your intended ghosts...... It's easy to find a daughter, but it's hard to find true love, and this king has approved you!"

"Master Xie Yintian! Master Xie Yintian......" Mao Changsheng was grateful, kowtowed again and again, and said words of gratitude again and again.

"What era is it? kowtow, let's get rid of it!" Lord Hades waved his hand and shouted loudly, "Blue-faced ghost, send this amorous man to scissors hell, there must be no mistake!"

A burly, blue-faced, fanged, and cold ghost envoy pushed the door into the Senluo Palace, bowed down and said, "The king has an order, and the little ghost does not dare to disobey!"

Mao Changsheng stood up gratefully and straightened up, ready to follow the blue-faced ghost to set off.

The Lord of Hades smiled and said, "Think about it again: are you really willing to go?"

Mao Changsheng resolutely replied: "I really want to go!"

Lord Hades smiled mysteriously and asked, "Don't regret it?"

Mao Changsheng was a little puzzled, and replied categorically: "Nine deaths without regrets!"

"If you don't regret it, then go!" said Lord Hades with a wave of his hand, sighing, "I hope you succeed and your wishes come true! Thinking about it back then, I still want to love so vigorously, but it's a pity that the years don't spare ghosts, and I'm old!"

After paying the boss a sum of money, it is worth it to get such a sentence.

Mao Changsheng's heart was moved, and he was just about to take a step Immediately thought of those poor ghost migrant workers, and hurriedly said: "Cloudy lord, please trouble you again." Excuse me: Do those poor ghost migrant workers who go to participate in the construction of the nineteenth layer of hell get paid a little every day?"

The lord of Hades said loudly: "Of course there is! Although they are born with hard work, evil eyebrows, and lazy food, they are all my people, and my mother is not ugly, and the dog is not poor in my family, so how can I dislike them? I have already arranged for a piece of dark coins every day. What do you mean by that?"

Speaking of which, the belly, which is obese and can afford many twists and turns, is constantly rising and falling.

Mao Changsheng said gloomily: "The nineteenth layer of hell is almost completed, and the poor ghost migrant workers have not received a penny of wages, and the situation is sad and lamentable. ”

The face of the lord of Hades changed, he wanted to be angry and then angry, he looked thoughtful, lowered his eyes and waved his hand, and said: "Affection and righteousness are rare and rare! Go and deal with your private affairs, I have reason for the rest! Illness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth, don't shout after you go out! Go, Hell is a free day trip!"

Mao Changsheng understood and knew that he was waking him up and not talking nonsense about sending the memory card, so he nodded and left with the blue-faced ghost.

In scissors hell, is the scissor ghost plum fragrance okay?