No. 218: Play Can't Kill You
Liang Shui saw that Wang Dongmei didn't ask him why he hugged Chen Xiaoxian's 'little waist', so he didn't go out of his way to explain, after breakfast, he took Chen Xiaoxian to handle the company registration according to the original plan, as for Wu Dengchao, let him continue to store energy at home and protect the two girls at the same time.
Liang Shui first called Hualong to find Hualong and asked his people to send all the relevant information for the registration of pharmaceutical and dietary products companies, print them out and go to the relevant departments.
Originally, Liang Shui didn't plan to use the radio-controlled bomb, but he didn't expect that he and Chen Xiaoxian would be in trouble when they went to the first door and took the information for their approval.
The big-bellied fat man who was having an affair with the beautiful female secretary glanced at the information lightly, and saw that the company to be registered was a pharmaceutical and dietary product company, and the corporate legal person was Liang Shui, but it was directly a pair, Liang Shui disturbed his good things, he was very unhappy, threw the information on the ground and said: "The approval is not passed." ”
"Oh, look at it again!" Liang Shui was not angry at all, smiled faintly, took a brown paper bag from the briefcase and said.
There are 30,000 pieces in the brown paper bag.
When the big-bellied fat man saw the money in Liang Shui's hand, his eyes immediately lit up, he stood up and walked over, took out 20,000 of the money and put it on his body.
Then he said with a righteous attitude: "As a servant of the people, I have always had a clean sleeve and will never accept bribes." Your name is Liang Shui, you dare to bribe me with 10,000 yuan, you just wait for the court to pass on the book! ”
"Holy, that's okay? I obviously gave you 30,000! Liang Shui didn't expect that the big-bellied fat man would draw 20,000 yuan of 30,000 yuan, and he would sue him for bribery in turn, so he was speechless at that time.
The big-bellied fat man tilted his head, looked at the secretary and said, "Xiaoli, did you see him give me 30,000?" He obviously gave me 10,000, right? ”
"That's right, I gave 10,000 yuan!" The secretary hurriedly said, and glanced at Liang Shui after speaking.
Liang Shui looked at this scene, his heart was full of anger, and he really wanted to directly let Chen Xiaoxian kill this despicable and shameless corrupt official in seconds.
Liang Shui took a few deep breaths and finally endured it.
All right!
Since you people don't know each other, then don't blame me for being rude to you.
Liang Shui thought about it, so he went to close the office door and lock it.
The fat man and the beautiful female secretary were frightened and said with a wince: "What do you want to do, what do you want to do?" Don't mess around, I'm going to call the security guards. ”
Because he has heard that Liang Shui is very powerful, and one punch can knock a big man away!
Liang Shui smiled coldly, directly took out a spoke-controlled bomb and detonated it, using radiation to affect the fat man and the beautiful female secretary, controlling their mental will.
"Hehe, I haven't used this radiation-controlled bomb yet, I'm just going to test the two of you today, hurry up and learn how to bark for me!" Liang Shui immediately laughed and said after seeing Chen Xiaoxian nodding to him that the radio-controlled bomb had taken effect.
"Woohoo!"
"Woohoo!"
The fat man and his secretary heard Liang Shui's words and immediately learned to bark at the dog.
The female secretary's barking is quite ordinary, and the dog's barking is not very similar, and if you listen carefully, it is only like a little in estrus.
But the fat man imitated it very well, because he not only learned to bark as a dog, but also threw himself on the ground and rolled over and over, doing the movements of a dog, which was really too vivid.
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Seeing this, Liang Shui couldn't help laughing.
Chen Xiaoxian stepped forward next to him and persuaded: "Master, the time to control the bomb is only more than half an hour, hurry up and do business!" ”
Liang Shui responded, and didn't play with these two people anymore for the time being, took out all the more than 100,000 yuan he had brought with him, put them on the table, and ordered Chen Xiaoxian to put them on the desk.
Then Liang Shui took out the relevant information, reviewed it for the fat man, and signed and sealed.
And during this whole process, Liang Shui also let Chen Xiaoxian hack into the security system of the department, so that the cameras in the office took all the pictures at the best angle, and intercepted this part of the data, so that the security guards watching the video in the security room saw it was always very normal.
Afterwards, Liang Shui felt that it was only half an hour, but only a few minutes had passed, and he felt that it was not enough, so he simply ordered again: "Hurry up and undress me and do those things in bed here." ”
When the fat man and the female secretary heard this, they immediately undressed and began to work in the office.
It doesn't seem to be the first time these two guys have done this kind of thing together, the movements are very quick and very skilled, and the two quickly got into the theme.
Liang Shui couldn't stand the fat man's ugly appearance like a toad, so he asked Chen Xiaoxian to temporarily block the camera, and after collecting all the money, he left with Chen Xiaoxian.
The more than 100,000 yuan, Liang Shui is just a real video of a fat man accepting bribes, of course, he won't give him a penny!
"Dio! Why can these officials play with beauties casually, and why should the bright cabbage be arched to these pigs? After Liang Shui left the office building of this department, he thought of the female secretary and the fat man's very skillful movements, and scolded very unhappily, feeling that he would let go of the fat man with a big belly in this way, and he was really unwilling.
So he turned his head sideways and said to Chen Xiaoxian: "Is there a way for you to hack into that guy's bank account and check if there is anything wrong with his funds, I will transfer all the funds he embezzled to my account." ”
"Master, I advise you not to do this." Unexpectedly, Chen Xiaoxian shook his head and said.
Liang Shui said with some surprise: "Why? Aren't you and Wu Dengchao capable, and you can't find me here with hacking techniques? ”
Chen Xiaoxian replied and said, "Master, you are right. However, these corrupt officials are very cunning, and their dirty money is usually not stored in their usual accounts. This is more troublesome to check, and it consumes a lot of energy, so we don't have more to gain than we lose! ”
Liang Shui sighed and said, "Okay, then so be it, anyway, I have a video in my hand now, which proves that the guy has a relationship with the female secretary, and it can also prove that he accepted bribes." When my Qiqi Pharmaceutical Dietary Products Company is officially put into production, I will make it public and let this guy be punished. Well, let's let these corrupt officials get away with it for a while, and then let Xiaoya upgrade and repair the micro generator set for you, and then let you hack into various security systems to collect evidence of those corrupt officials, so that they can all be arrested and punished. ”
"Master, okay, when the time comes, I will definitely join forces with Wu Dengchao and do a big job." Chen Xiaoxian nodded in response, thinking in his heart that the corrupt officials were going to be unlucky now, and if they wanted to blame, they could only blame the fat man for offending Liang Shui, a person whom none of them should offend.
Liang Shui took a few deep breaths and finally endured it.
Then he and Chen Xiaoxian went to several other departments, according to the previous method of dealing with fat people, as long as someone deliberately made things difficult for him, he used spoke-controlled bombs to play with that person,
However, this is no wonder Liang Shui, if you want to blame it, some officials are too hateful, thinking that they have a little power and Lao Tzu is invincible in the world, as a servant of the people, he does not take doing things for the people as the highest criterion, takes the taxes paid by the people, and suppresses the people in turn.
Liang Shui and Chen Xiaoxian worked hard for a morning, and finally completed all the formalities, he did it thoroughly, not only let Qiqi Pharmaceutical Dietary Products Company get a business hot photo, but also got a famous brand trademark, a national inspection-free trademark, so that Qiqi Pharmaceutical Dietary Products directly became a brand-name product and a national inspection-free product.
Because the radiation of the radio-controlled bomb has a strong spiritual influence, the people in these relevant departments do not have any impression of what Liang Shui has done, but they just remember that Liang Shui went to them to do something, but they directly refused, and Liang Shui was so depressed that he wanted to cry, which made them feel very happy.