Chapter 44: A Pretty Woman from the Sky
Just when Yang Yi was struggling and couldn't get out, he heard a delicate voice that made Yang Yi's liver tremble: "Don't panic, the concubine has come to save you......"
This voice is very familiar, and the moment he heard this voice, Yang Yi was so excited that he was about to pee - who is here, that's right, it is the peach wood demon who had confused Lu Linger and Miss Lu in Shen Yuan!
Yang Yi turned his head to look, and sure enough, it was the enchanting peach wood demon that rushed like a shock, and couldn't help but cry out bitterly, at this critical juncture, how could he have such an illusion that disturbed his mind, isn't this adding chaos?
After being pestered by this infatuated peach wood demon last time, Yang Yi was so frightened by her that he fell ill, and now when he saw this peach wood demon, although he knew in his heart that it was an illusion, he couldn't help but tremble, and the short sword was immediately knocked to the ground by several wind corpses, and he couldn't help but sigh: "Women are really troubled, hey......"
Just when Yang Yi was about to kill and close his eyes and wait for death, he heard a burst of coquettish reprimands: "Let you bully my father-in-law, beat you to death, beat you to death......"
Accompanied by a coquettish reprimand, there was a crackling fighting sound, Yang Yi opened his eyes and saw that the peach wood demon had round apricot eyes, and a pair of pink fists dazzled, beating those wind corpses into falling flowers and flowing water, holding their heads and running around, rushing to escape back to the crown of the locust tree, but without exception they were grabbed by the peach wood demon and torn to pieces.
Looking at the peach wood demon who was blacker than himself, Yang Yi's eyes were straight, and he said in his heart Isn't this an illusion, can this tenacious banshee chase herself to the underworld?
was thinking about it blindly, the peach wood demon had already torn all the wind corpses into paper airplanes in the wind, Yang Yi looked stupid, and looked at the pretty woman who was smiling at him with a smile and affection on his eyebrows, and asked Ai Ai Ai: "You, you're not hallucinating, right?" ”
"Phantom fart, you little conscienceless, in vain I calculated that you were in danger, and rushed over to save you, but you said this, do you still have some hearts, ah?" The peach wood demon stomped his feet and watched Yang Yi lose his temper with disgust.
"No, no, it's just that happiness came too suddenly, I'm a little blind, what, you help me first, my legs are numb, but it's bloody......" Yang Yi's spirit relaxed, and he felt like he was out of strength, and he couldn't move an inch, so he asked the peach wood demon to come and support him with a bitter face.
"Don't be in a hurry to be coquettish first, hurry up, take off your pants." The peach wood demon did not come over to help Yang Yi, but instead put forward a request that made Yang Yi's old face red.
"No, here, take off your pants? You're too anxious, aren't you? You see I'm tired of this*, I can't do anything? Yang Yi looked at the peach wood demon with a peach blossom face in a daze, and said in his heart that this banshee is a nymphomaniac, when is this, she still has the tone of leisure and leisure, and she wants to xxoo immediately, this monster is too special, right?
"Oh, I'm ashamed, what do you think, I asked you to take off your pants and water the roots of the locust tree with a bloom, so that you can get rid of it, it's really stupid." The peach wood demon turned his back shyly so that Yang Yi could take off his pants.
"Blooms? What blooms? Yang Yi still didn't understand what the peach wood demon meant, but looking at her bumpy back, the dantian was inexplicably hot, and the urge to urinate became thicker.
"It's just a child's urine, by the way, you haven't broken your body yet, have you?" The peach wood demon seemed to remember something, turned around and looked at Yang Yi a little nervously and asked.
"Oh," Yang Yi's old face was so panicked, and he replied in a panic: "This, brother really has, there really is, what, you turn your face around, you look at me and can't pee, hehe, hehe"
Looking at Yang Yi, who was embarrassed to cry and embarrassed, and was embarrassed to death, the peach wood demon smiled and turned her back, her shoulders shook, and it seemed to be a snicker.
"Your mother, I almost let you die just now, now let you taste the old wine that I have hidden for more than 20 years, I am old, let you drink enough, grass!"
Yang Yi muttered while taking out seven inches of bad things under the umbilicus, and began to open the gate to release water according to the roots of the locust tree, which was called a pleasure.
The urine was almost finished, and before Yang Yi could finish the fight, he saw that the thick locust tree suddenly began to shrink and dry up, and quickly sank to the ground, but Yang Yi was startled and urinated.
Flicking his hand, Yang Yi hurriedly retreated, and saw that the remnants of the wind corpses hiding in the canopy were entangled by the dry locust tree, and could only scream and be swept under the soil by the sinking locust tree.
Lifting his pants, Yang Yi turned around and saw that the peach wood demon was looking at him ambiguously, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, and his mouth was not good: "That, that, thank you, if it's okay." You can go back first, hehe, hehe"
"Yo, people just saved you, thank you every time you leave, that's how your master taught you to repay your kindness?" The peach wood demon twisted his waist like the wind and walked over, "Xianggong, if you don't have a concubine to protect you, I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of here, giggles."
"......" looked at the peach wood demon that was close at hand and full of charms, Yang Yi was dizzy for a while, and at the same time, he couldn't help but be depressed, because the peach wood demon was right, this place is too evil, every tree is so powerful, God knows what ruthless characters will be encountered if he goes on again.
"What, then it's hard for you, hehe, hehe" Yang Yi's face twitched as if he had drunk a woman's Yanjie, and his smile was more ugly than crying.
"Do you really want me to stay?" The peach wood demon looked at Yang Yi provocatively and smiled, and then turned to sadness, "You men, when you want to get someone, you can say all the sweet and fleshy words, but in the blink of an eye, you will turn your face ruthlessly, hey, I really don't know whether to believe you or not." ”
Looking at the peach wood demon who was coquettish and half complaining, Yang Yi was really scorched by the thunder, but he didn't dare to offend this short-tempered banshee, so he had to bite his back molars and pretend to be a sneering face, and said: "What, I'm different from them, I'm more weak than my kidneys, grass, I'm wrong, I've always been the same as I am a man, and what I think is the same as what I say, hehe"
"Really? Are you that good? Then you take out your heart and I'll take a look, little wrongdoer..."Listening to Yang Yi's words, the peach wood approached Yang Yi with a charming smile, and scratched Yang Yi's chest with his long nails dyed with Kodan red.
A burst of aroma hit, Yang Yi sniffled, and his heart moved.
At this time, the cave that almost became the place where Yang Yi was buried just now collapsed, and the obscene old guy ran out of it in a panic, just in time to see the peach wood demon and Yang Yi.
After looking at the peach wood demon in a daze for a while, seeing the peach wood demon smiling at him, the old guy had an extremely panicked look in his eyes, turned around and ran back into the cave that was constantly collapsing, and his mouth made a terrified ho sound.
In an instant, the earth cave completely collapsed, burying the old guy deep inside.
Taking advantage of the moment when the peach wood demon looked back at the earth cave, Yang Yi suddenly grabbed her slender wrist with his backhand, and asked in a deep voice, "Say, who are you?" ”