[After a day in the sun, dizziness and swelling, you may have a little heat stroke! …… Poor me, there is no one to comfort me! 】

After releasing Tsunade's pigeon, Purple Moon Night was not unaware, but even if he did, he would not feel guilty for not showing up for the appointment. If he wants to die and hang himself because he is absent from a beautiful woman's date, it is not his style. The only thing he regrets is that he can't play with Tsunade's slender and elastic legs again, and touch the heart-warming buttocks that no one has ever touched.

Tsk, even if it's a fantasy in your mind, saliva can't help but accelerate the secretion and fill the mouth!

Don't think that the loud shouting on the playground, the overwhelming black gas behind him has condensed into a hideous ghost face, like an angry little lion, how much Tsunade has been wronged, it is the purple moon night that should really feel wronged. Thinking that his right hand, which has been lonely for so many years, can only accompany his left hand now, as the so-called "single loneliness is full of pain in his heart".

Woohoo lament, God jealous of talents! Zi Yueye shouted in her heart, looking like a "wronged little daughter-in-law". said that he was free and easy, but if he really wanted to do it with a real knife, he was not as free and easy as he said, but hesitated, not because he was timid and decisive, but because he was still a little ashamed, and he still had half a catty of discipline left.

Two flowers bloom, both for you. Tsunade's rage had inadvertently been filled when he climbed out of the high wall of Shengyang Academy on a purple moon night, and he could amplify his moves as soon as it was time to get out of school. Purple Moon Night didn't know that in the near future, Tsunade would hate him so much that he gritted his teeth, and he was afraid that it would be light to drink blood and meat, and now he was standing in front of the roller pig, staring at it with big eyes, and no one would let anyone.

If his partner is Liu Li, although he is very unhappy to die, it does not prevent him from appreciating beauty, and sweeping Liu Li's graceful figure with his eyes unscrupulously is also a means of revenge.

But...... His partner is a four-hoofed animal! What else can you say about this purple moon night?

Regardless of whether the roller pig can talk? No matter how stupid the roller pig is? Its existence always makes people feel unreliable.

Zi Yueye looked at the roller pig who couldn't change his dog nature in front of him, rolling on the ground and chasing the tail bite, feeling that his future in the near future would be bleak, and even his front could not be called the future, because since the moment he confirmed that his partner was a roller pig, he had no future to speak of, and there was only tragedy, the six reincarnations of tragedy.

Looking at the fun and talking, he didn't pay attention to the rolling pig he planned at all, the purple moon night was full of black lines, and a nameless anger came out of his heart, always wanting to transform into a bump man on impulse and fight a dozen monsters named "rolling pigs".

Fortunately, Zi Yue Ye, who has a good vegetarian zhì, faced his heart, calmed down, reason took over, and suppressed the inexplicable impulse in his heart, otherwise the low-level little monster of the rolling pig would be roasted and eaten by Zi Yue Ye.

Ziyue Ye put on a sunny face with a sunny smile, and said to the roller pig who was comfortable on the ground: "Roller pig, didn't Liu Li ask you to introduce me to the content of the task?" If you tease your bare tail again, I will sue in front of Liu Li, saying that you not only call her aunt behind your back, but also call her grandma, and let her cut off your tail. At this time, the smile on his face, no matter how it looked like a treacherous smile, frightened the rolling pig into a cold sweat.

The mission text message that Ziyueye received before did not explain the content of the mission, but only asked him to go to the base immediately and ask his partner to explain it to him, otherwise, he would be asked to sell his kidney to pay back.

As soon as he saw the word "selling kidneys", Ziyueye couldn't sit still, thinking about his future happiness and worrying about his future wife, he didn't stop at all, and came to the Blue Sword Base non-stop.

You know, his ambition is the sea of stars, countless planets and thousands of beautiful women, how can he do it without a strong kidney? How can it work without a complete feature? …… said so, but he said that he was still the purple moon night with a color heart but a small color guts, like a fake purple moon night.

Who would have thought that his partner was none other than the big black leper dog of the roller pig! Complaining many times, it seems that Ziyueye's resentment about this has reached the eighteenth layer of hell, and even the thirty-three heavens can't stop his unhappiness, and the black qi that rushes to the sky even makes the Jade Emperor sister above the Lingxiao Treasure Hall unable to sit still, and wants to go down to earth and comfort him with her majestic chest.

It's okay that roller pigs are better than meat. The stick's Paist star was a little more advanced, it spit out its tail stupidly, retracted its reluctant gaze and glared at the purple moon, as if to say, "Uncle Ben's happiness has been disturbed by you." ”

Roller Pig swayed his round body, sat on the chair opposite the purple moonlit night, drank coffee, and said slowly: "This mission is to find the alien species that have illegally entered Kyoto. According to information provided by Maple Leaf City, which is adjacent to Kyoto City, there is an unidentified alien species, disguised as a human, who entered Kyoto City in a long-distance hoverbus, and asked us to take it back to the base, and if there is resistance, it is okay to kill it on the spot. ”

Zi Yueye saw the roller pig drinking coffee seriously opposite, as if he saw his tablemate Yuan Xin, not a little similar, but similar to the extreme, similar Cheng dù at least more than ninety percent, or even higher. I thought in a trance: "No wonder I was able to make peace with Yuan Fatzi, it turns out that the reason is here, I have a good impression of animals like pigs." ”

Although there is no nonsense in his heart, Ziyueye still grasps the key point in the words of the roller pig: Execute on the spot!?

Several times of routine tasks, from D-class to F-class, there seems to be no standard of "summary execution". For example, the first mission for yourself, the time to deliver the tentacle monster was a D-class mission, which is the highest level mission that you can contact as a C-class agent, but it doesn't involve hands-on dù? …… As for the time when Ziyue Ye persuaded him to do it, it all came down to his own desire to beat people, and it had nothing to do with the task.

The task of the hands-on process dù is already beyond the level that Purple Moon Night can do, even the lowest C-level task is not something he can touch, of course, can he complete it? That's another story, we'll have to wait and see.

"Roller Pig, you haven't had an ear problem lately?" Zi Yueye asked suspiciously, his expression was very serious, he was thinking now, he was weighing. If the roller pig did not have a birth illusion and what it said was true, then what is behind this incident?

He turned his head to look at the location of the holographic projection just now, and frowned: "You did it on purpose?" What do you want to know? Or rather, what exactly is your attitude towards me? Or ......"

After thinking about it and having its own conjectures, the Purple Moon Night regained the unruly, appearance-conscious, beauty-loving, and lazy Purple Moon Night. True or false, false and true, no matter what? It's all him, it's all the Purple Moon Night who feels good about himself and thinks he's handsome.

Seeing that Ziyueye questioned its reputation that had already been lost, the roller pig slapped his stomach angrily, stirring up a layer of fat waves, and shouted: "Uncle Ben swears by his beauty, everything Uncle Ben said is true, no, you look at this." As he spoke, he pressed the light key on the table, entered a series of numbers, and then pressed the enter key, and there was an indescribable thing on the table.

Syringe? You won't let me go to the summum with a syringe, will you? Zi Yueye stared at the object on the table, which was framed by a white frame, and his heart was like a million grass and mud horse beasts galloping over, trampling his heart into a mess, wanting to say something, but he didn't know what he wanted to say when the words reached his throat, and even if he said it, it would change his taste.

The object in front of him has the shape of a gun, silver-white reflecting metallic luster, less than half the size of a palm, and the front end is a thin embroidery needle, and the part connected by the embroidery needle is a cylinder, which is equivalent to a high-poly nuclear energy group, providing the energy of the entire gun, yes! Although the thing on the table resembles a microsyringe, it is a real ultra-compact radium-spoke space gun, how powerful? Now the purple moon night has not been used, so it is difficult to say.

"Yes...... Gun? Ziyue looked east and west, the corners of her mouth twitched, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence. The object in front of him, if it hadn't appeared in the Lan Jian base, if it hadn't been for the words "execute on the spot" in front of him, killing him, he would not have been able to connect with the gun. You must know that since the Blue Sword Group has been in line with the universe, its weapons have been updated several times, except that they have not been made public, any tall weapons are required, and the gun in front of them? It's too petty.

"Guns, of course! The ultra-compact radium-spoke space gun is small and easy to carry, and can fire a huge attack wave of energy. This little weapon is perfect for you. The roller pig pursed his mouth, and secretly said in his heart, you only have the share of using a small gun.

Roller Pig held back a smile and thought: "You have to watch it, remember where to put it, the disadvantage of being too small is that it is not easy to find, and it is easy to lose." ”

Such a small gun, which could not match my tall and powerful appearance at all, directly lowered my grade by three notches. Zi Yueye counted the disadvantages of the small gun in her heart, and found that she couldn't match the small gun at all. His clenched fists trembled uncontrollably, the corners of his mouth grinned, and he knew that the protest was fruitless, but he still asked, "Can you change it?" ”

"What do you say? Obviously, Liu Li's aunt deliberately corrected you, and it definitely can't be replaced. "Roller Pig actually has one more sentence in his heart that he hasn't said, and that is ...... Small guns with "small guns", a perfect match!

[PS1: The last sentence ...... "small gun" with "small gun" is a perfect match! ] "It's normal for a pure child not to understand. Actually, I can't read it either!? 】

[PS2: The uploaded picture is distorted, and it can only be roughly introduced in text.] The "Super Pocket Radium-Spoke Space Gun" is based on the pocket pistol TheNoisyCricket from Men in Black]