Chapter Twenty-Seven: Pirated Spider-Man

When Yu Lei saw this figure swinging between the tall buildings, he thought that Spider-Man from a parallel universe had crossed over.

But when this "Spider-Man" hung in mid-air because there was no high-rise building for him, Yu Lei understood that this was just a secondary two cosplay enthusiast who had a little ability and a little fairy.

After all, as a fifth- or sixth-tier city and a county-level city, that is, in the coastal provinces of the lower reaches of the Yangtze River, there are still one or two streets with a few high-rise buildings of more than ten floors.

But it's definitely not as dense as New York, so Spider-Man can fly around with spider silk in New York City leaning on high-rise buildings.

You're a pirated Spider-Man in a small county town······

Turning around a building, I realized that there was an endless emptiness in front of me, and then I had to hang there.

"So, do we have to deal with these secondary disease patients in our work?" Yu Lei covered his face and didn't want to see such a shameful person.

Because after he opened the [Salted Fish's Harm Horizon], he saw that the pirated Spider-Man's head was topped with a yellow label - [Uncle of the Second Sick in Middle Age]

His iron buddy Tong Zhao once said a sentence in a novel he wrote when he was twenty-three or fourteen years old - [Men are young until they die, and teenagers always have secondary two diseases]

It is obvious that the middle-aged uncle above still maintains a very young mentality, even if there is a thick layer of fat accumulated in front of the dantian, it can't stop the [Middle Second Spirit Seed] from thriving in the dantian.

"What does your human middle two disease do with our demon wolf?" Zhuge Wang Wolf said that he just said casually, how do you know that there is a middle two disease who is so cooperative.

He's giving you an example! Even if a chestnut falls from the sky!

Why did he say that Spider-Man would come out with a Spider-Man, and he just said that Batman and Iron Man would come out!

But Zhuge King Wolf thinks about it, forget it, it won't be good if the thing really comes out.

"Please go up and save it. Yu Lei said to the only air unit present now.

Zhuge King Wolf turned his head and expressed with his actions that he did not want to have in-depth contact with the middle and second diseases among you humans.

Looking at the reluctant Zhuge King Wolf, Yu Lei sighed and said, "Forget it, you take me to fly up to see the situation, how can you say that this is also the basic work of the night watchman."

Anyway, I'll go up and ask for an investigation, and if I can't figure it out, it should be a normal workflow to call Wang Junling. ”

Glancing at Yu Lei and then at the middle two disease hanging upstairs, Zhuge Wang Wolf still lowered his body and let Yu Lei sit up.

It can be said that the ideal of becoming someone's mount at the beginning, a certain wolf achieved the goal through acting.

The only problem is that not only do I not eat and drink well, but I also save money on eating and drinking, and even my hair is gone, so it is considered to save resources in a sense.

On the other hand, Yu Lei is holding a moon-chasing bow and a ghost wolf under his crotch. Although he is a rookie, he really looks like a night watchman.

However, Yu Lei still thinks that he should find an opportunity to change his clothes, and wearing a school uniform is more LOW than wearing a pirated Spider-Man leather suit.

Of course, the key is that the school uniform is ugly, although readers and viewers may prefer Yu Lei to wear women's clothes, but Yu Lei himself is definitely unwilling, but if there are more than ninety-nine articles in this chapter, it is meaningless for you to oppose a character in the book.

"Uncle, it's a violation of the law for you to go out and wander around at night, you didn't report to the night watchman like this. ”

As a novice night watchman, although Yu Lei has no experience, there is no pressure to pretend to be an experienced senior master.

is mainly based on the image of the lazy Jinyiwei and the bad guy in the film and television drama, the kind of character that looks like a lazy and lazy person, but is actually a hidden boss, which is more in line with the setting that Yu Lei has given himself now.

He looks weak, but as long as it is a ghost cultivator like a soul body, the ninth order will be pressed to the ground and a shadow in his heart.

But in the same way, ordinary muscular men can also press him to the ground to create a psychological shadow.

Yu Lei looked at himself hanging himself in the air, holding a white spider silk-like rope with both hands, as if he was the underground party Spider-Man who was caught by traitors in some anti-Japanese dramas, and said with a smile: "Am I going to give you a ticket or something?"

Anyway, where is your leather jacket custom-made, can you still fit such a big beer belly?"

For a professional like Yu Lei who has not undergone professional training, there is no situation where he generally can't laugh, he usually laughs when he sees something funny, and he covers his stomach when he is really funny.

"Ah······ Well······ Haha······" The middle-aged uncle took off his mask from the goodness, revealing a face similar to that of Iron Man, and smiled awkwardly. "Well, can you save me first?"

After all, there is Xu Jinjiang, the domestic Thor Golden Retriever Lion King, and it is not surprising to meet a domestic Robert Downey Jr. wearing a Spider-Man holster during the night patrol.

So for this low-profile version of Robert Downey Jr., Yu Lei still faced it with a more tolerant attitude, and let King Zhuge Wolf slowly land back into the park with the white rope in his mouth.

Although the main reason is that after the middle-aged uncle saw Yu Lei, the label on his head changed from yellow to green, although it was not so green, but it also represented that he belonged to a friendly citizen.

Especially this kind of middle-aged middle-aged uncle with two diseases who wears a Spider-Man holster and swings around at night, Bacheng has a little ability to be a role like a night guard.

And from the confusion that this uncle showed when he said the term night watchman to Yu Lei, and the cowardice of the erring student in front of the teacher after taking off the mask.

Yu Lei is more sure of his judgment.

However, Yu Lei is still very curious, why when ordinary people gain superpowers and money abilities, the first thing they think of is either to do bad things or to prevent others from doing bad things?

Can't you just be a salted fish?

Didn't they think that the state itself has such a force?

Or is it that the country in Marvel is too watery, and S.H.I.E.L.D. has been dragging its feet to produce internal traitors, causing the people's trust in the country to plummet?

When his classmate Tong Zhao and that "porter from another world" plagiarized, can't he modify the content and spiritual core of the work?

Coming up with these things will affect the work of the night watchman.

“duang!”

Just when Yu Lei was still slandering his classmate and the fellow traveler who had never met, a strange voice sounded.

Yu Lei looked around, and then saw a basin-sized turtle sect qigong-like vitality bomb smashed on his head.

Somewhat confused, Yu Lei asked, "Am I being attacked?"

King Zhuge wolf bit the rope and replied inarticulately, "Yes." ”

"Doesn't it mean that it's safe at night now, where did the terrorists fire directly at the night watchman?" Yu Lei questioned the Zhuge King Wolf.

Zhuge Wang Wolf responded with disdain in the face of Yu Lei's inquiry: "You didn't write a few big words on your face, and the terrorists want to tell you if you want to open fire?"

Such a moral terrorist, can you find me a look?"

Although it is dangerous to be attacked, a man and a wolf are still pulling each other's skin at all, calmly, bravely facing it, and a group of waves.

The reason why Yu Lei was wasting was because he was completely exempt, and the other party didn't use physical attacks to hit him without any harm at all, although he didn't know why the other party hit him so accurately, and almost every time he hit him in the face.

Zhuge King Wolf didn't panic because the attacker's attack frequency was very slow, and it was not dense, and he could completely dodge, and even if he could, he could use this meat shield on his back to block two shots.