The university is still taking classes like junior high school, how scumbag are these people, in the end, have they given up on this world, or has this world given up on them-Chen Haonan quotes

Music class at three o'clock in the afternoon, originally according to the usual practice is the head teacher and they said to self-study class, but since Brother Hao Nan is here, he must be worthy of the school's cultivation and trust, for these students who are like the sun at eight or nine o'clock, Brother Hao Nan fully embodies tolerance and fraternity, Chen Haonan walked into the classroom on time, stood on the podium and looked at the students below, Chen Haonan sighed that it was not a family that did not enter the door.

So what are the students below like, they are like frosted eggplants without any spirit at all, Chen Haonan slapped the lectern suddenly: "You scum cheer me up, see what you look like, you are the future of the motherland, are you so worthy of the cultivation of the country?" ”

The students in the audience all looked up at Chen Haonan as if they were looking at a stupid "force" again, and finally a student asked Chen Haonan: "Uncle, who are you?" Went to the wrong classroom, isn't it self-study time? Hurry up and learn (sleep) in our own classroom. ”

Uncle, Chen Haonan heard him shout like this, he only felt that one of his nerves was broken, and he dared to call me uncle, although my eyes were a little vicissitudes, but it would be rude for you to call me like this, so our respectable Brother Haonan turned the music class into a fighting class, and the classmate who showed up bravely was abused by Chen Haonan with several fighting skills, such as cross wrist solidity, such as fatal scissor feet, in short, it was very miserable.

In the end, Chen Haonan didn't teach them music, not that Chen Haonan didn't want to teach, and it wasn't that those students didn't want to learn (they were shocked), but Chen Haonan found that he didn't understand music at all, and the result was that the female students were punished on the desk, and the male classmates had to make one action except for the one who was still foaming on the ground, and the legs were on the neck and supported the table with both hands until the end of class.

It is very eye-catching to say that the female students in the class are standing on the table, and the white and tender thighs that fill the classroom are very testing people's nerves.

Chen Haonan said that he was very pleased, male students have made this kind of action, well, in fact, it was also forced that a male student who couldn't do it wanted to resist but was put in the head by Chen Haonan with a pistol, and immediately had no complaints, Chen Haonan was afraid that they would not believe that it was a real gun, and he withdrew the magazine and took out a bullet for them to pass it one by one, so the potential was forced out.

Chen Haonan walked up to a boy and looked at his red face and said, "Do you know about the recent incidents that happened at school?" ”

The boy wanted to say something, but because it was already very hard to do this action, he didn't have the strength to speak anymore, Chen Haonan glanced at him clearly and said, "You stop first and answer my question first." ”

So the boy slowly sat down at the table under the envious and hateful eyes of the class, and took the time to glance under the skirt of the girl standing on the table in front of him. He took a breath and said: "The specifics are not too clear, but it seems that the murderer's modus operandi is very superb and weird, even the monitor did not shoot the murderer, and every time the victim suddenly fell, it is very incomprehensible." ”

Chen Haonan squinted and touched his chin and said: "If the monitor suddenly collapsed and didn't shoot the murderer, could it be that the murderer hid in the dead corner of the monitor and attacked the victim." ”

The boy thought for a moment and said, "No, the school has worked this aspect, and the monitors are all in groups of three, and there will never be any dead ends." ”

Chen Haonan thought secretly: "If you can't shoot it or can't shoot it, if you fall suddenly, you are unprepared and unprepared, then the murderer should be a ghost or something." ”

Chen Haonan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Your intelligence is very helpful to me. ”

The boy said happily, "So, this action of mine ......"

Before he could finish speaking, Chen Haonan interrupted him with a wave of his hand: "Of course, since you answered my question......

Seeing his excited expression, Chen Haonan slowly said the next words: "I still have to do it, after all, it is not advisable to give up halfway." ”

The boy's expression turned into consternation, and under Chen Haonan's drumming (mighty) and encouraging (threatening) eyes, he could only continue his previous movements.

Chen Haonan came down and asked a few more students both men and women, but the answers they got were similar and nothing else, Chen Haonan leaned on the wall at the back of the classroom and pondered, now it is basically certain that it is a ghost, so what about his motive, no one dies so is there any other purpose, the prank is not very similar, and a few people will die if revenge, the motive is unclear and the purpose is unknown, so how to find it.

Chen Haonan pondered for a while, and then came back to his senses and saw that those boys were dying, so he spoke: "All the boys, pay attention, change a simple action, put your feet on the table and put your head on the ground." ”

After hearing Chen Haonan's words, the boys quickly changed their movements, this action is actually very wishful thinking compared to the previous one, and you can be lazy, the most important thing is to look at the girl's skirt, although they are not good birds, they are already old drivers, but they are still very excited to look at the girl's skirt in such an open and honest way.

After the bell rang for the end of class, all the students breathed a sigh of relief, Nima was finally over, and the next music class would rather go to the hospital than come here.

Chen Haonan said leisurely as if he knew what they were thinking: "Whoever dares to miss class in the next music class will let his pocket money go down the drain." ”

When those students heard the dead ashes behind them, Chen Haonan saw them so impatiently and said, "Okay, don't be like someone gave you anything, next time I'll take you to play basketball." ”

A male student asked, "Teacher, are you a music teacher or a physical education teacher?" ”

Chen Haonan squinted and said, "Do you like to take classes like this?"

The others were shocked and glared at the guy, and the guy shrank his neck and hurriedly explained: "Don't dare, it's better to play basketball or play basketball." ”

Chen Haonan nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly pointed to the unlucky guy who was still foaming at the mouth and said: "You send him to the school doctor, if you hurry up, he shouldn't be able to die, but then he can really vomit!" I've vomited for a class, and I haven't finished vomiting yet. ”

A few male classmates immediately rushed out with others, because the head of the unlucky man hit the door frame too hard, and I didn't know what I heard the sound and thought they had a grudge against the student, I hope it won't hurt or hurt, may the Jade Emperor bless you Amen.

There was nothing to gain from this class, except to torture these students. (To be continued.) )