Chapter 453 It's all onions, what kind of narcissus are you pretending?
The bald guy is tall and thin, but he is bald, his scalp is shaved miserably, his cheekbones are as tall as knives, and his face is full of the mean appearance of others who owe him millions of dark money and do not pay it back, without a flashlight, under the reflection of lightning and thunder, he looks like a demon crawling out of hell.
And Lao Wang is a man in his forties, not tall, with a wide physique, a greasy oil on his face, often squinting, a pair of mung bean eyes keep turning, and the corners of his mouth always show a very obscene smile from time to time.
As for the third child, the guy who calls himself 'One Piece' is a thin young man, and he looks quite handsome, but he has a lingering feminine aura on his body, and his skin is relatively delicate and white, and male characteristics such as the Adam's apple are not so obvious, and he is a guy with rather vague gender characteristics.
Then again, if it were a normal person, I wouldn't be willing to be that O......
At this moment, after the three of them met Qin Fen by chance, their eyes flickered at first, but after seeing the staffing on Qin Fen's side, they immediately stared at it with a sneer:
"What a big breath! I'm not afraid to smoke people to death! ”
"That's it, everyone is an onion, what kind of narcissus are you pretending?"
Nina and Xie Fangfang stayed at the top of the ambush mountain to strangle the three adventurers, and they didn't rush over for a while, Miss Yinzi and Ai Jia'er also disappeared, and they didn't know where they went, so Qin Fen was only left with cute girls and dwarf Lori at the moment, as for the eagle-eyed guy, once he entered the jungle, he swam into the sea like a fish, and he couldn't be seen again.
Look, look what we've come across.
A dwarf who is as tall as 1.4 meters!
A pale, sickly leprosy ghost!
A weak girl with big eyes and a slender body like a pear blossom with rain!
How strong can this trio be? No matter how you look at it, there is no possibility of losing!
The villain is like this, when you press him, he bows his head and listens, and when he presses you, he shows his fierce face and hideous face.
At this moment, new hatred and old hatred surged into their hearts, coupled with the death of Xiao Si, which made the three of the Evil Wolf Team hold back a wave of anger in their hearts, so they erupted in a gushing out:
"Boy, there is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell for you to break into!"
The bald guy glanced at Qin Fen indifferently, a sneer tugged at the corner of his mouth, and then looked at the dwarf Lori and said:
"You hit me last time, and you haven't paid for the medical expenses, haven't you forgotten?"
The dwarf Lori clenched her hammer and replied with wide eyes:
"Bad guys! I won't lose you! You're not hurt at all, you just want to touch porcelain, right? ”
After hearing this, the cute girl couldn't help but laugh 'poof', and immediately bloomed like a hundred flowers, smiling like a flower.
"I can now be sure that you must have graduated from the Celestial Empire Vocational and Technical College, otherwise, why would you be so proficient in porcelain technology?" Qin Fen said with a smile.
At this time, Lao Wang spoke, the pair of mung bean mouse eyes were rolling around, and his eyes had been looking at the cute girl, and at this moment the corners of his mouth were grinning, and he showed that trademark obscene smile, and he smiled:
"Little sister, do you want to play together? Watch goldfish eat lollipops at your disposal. ”
"It doesn't cost anything."
Hearing this, Sensei said Qin Fen, even the bald guy felt a little ashamed, do you know that you are so obscene to your uncle!!
Although the cute girl is naturally weak, she couldn't help but scream when she heard this: "Phew, shameless!" ”
"Damn, I'm so young and fresh, you're still not satisfied?"
"Cut!" For Lao Wang's shamelessness, the cute girl has already understood. Suddenly, a surprising sentence came out:
"Do you still have some ideals, and do you still have a little ambition? What is the difference between you talking like this and those young people who are watching this little movie. ”
"It's a big difference." Lao Wang suddenly turned into a righteous madman, and said solemnly, "In other words, I said that I am in the next big game of chess." ”
Everyone wondered: "What chess?" ”
Lao Wang put his hands behind his back, looked around the audience, and said in a quiet tone:
"Remember the Opium War? They are trying to make all the people of the country masturbate for a long time through A/V, and their physique is deteriorating, and finally they can achieve the same effect as opium/tablets. Why is the status of women's worries not low in the country? And respected? Because they are national heroes, they are burdened with a political mission! ”
"They selected the most beautiful and excellent girls to shoot A/V, the purpose is to kill the Chinese! When you read this A/V, you often feel emotional, why is it bad to have such a beautiful girl, you have to do this, or such a beautiful girl must be a big star or 2 when she comes to China. If you think so, you're right, Xiao Yue is picking out their best and best women and using beauty tricks to kill the countrymen!! Ever wondered, why do you need money for everything else, but A/V doesn't need money? Because that's what Ben deliberately showed us! ”
Hey, it's dirty! It's the first time I've seen it to this extent, what is the difference between your statement and occupying the toilet and not pulling shit, but blaming the toilet for being too high!
Qin Fen was speechless and said, "Then according to what you mean, they are still great at doing these things that can poison young people, but they are themselves victims?" ”
“……”
"Do you know why I called the little movie A/V, not B/V, or C/V?"
Everyone shook their heads: "I don't know." ”
Lao Wang smiled: "Then what do you think about next to the A key and the V key next to the peripheral keyboard?" ”
"S key and ...... And...... B key? ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Qin Fen covered his face and sighed, he always thought that people in their forties should be more calm, after all, after experiencing so many clutches and joys and sorrows, their minds should be sharpened more calmly and hard, but the three views have all been refreshed by your obscenity! It's just a slut with no discipline, no lower limit, shameless and lack of morality, okay!
However, although Lao Wang was sloppy, he wanted to be honest in his actions, but the bald guy snorted impatiently, touched the big bald head with oil and water, looked at the cute girl with a silver sword, and said with a smile:
"I look good at this girl, it's to my liking! Let her sleep with me, and forget it, how about it? ”
"You!" The cute girl frowned and took a step back, and suddenly made up for the knife, "Uncle, did I tell you, you are so disgusting." ”
The bald guy was stunned for a moment, but he felt that he couldn't hold his face, and his face turned hideous:
"The voice is quite crisp, I like it, I hope you don't shout hoarse later!"
At this time, Qin Fen, who had not said much, suddenly raised his head and said coldly something that made people stunned:
"Excuse me...... Did you eat today? ”
"At least three catties of dung were poured in, otherwise why is your mouth so stinky?"
"Poof", the anger on the cute girl's little face suddenly dissipated, and she grabbed the corner of Qin Fen's clothes and chuckled.
The laughter fell on the bald man's ears, but it was tantamount to the most vicious curse taunt! So much so that his whole face turned red, the green tendons on his forehead and temples bulged like earthworms, and his expression was gloomy like a black cloud of ink above his head, as if he could drip water with a pinch, gritted his teeth, and shouted from his throat word by word:
"Do you know who Lao Tzu is? How dare you talk to me like that! ”
Qin Fen shook his head and sighed helplessly:
"This question should be asked to your mother, because your father may not be your own father, and it may be the old king next door, but your mother must be your real mother."
“……”
Loss, too loss! If the bald head's complexion just now was like a cloudy winter evening, then now it is a disabled person who has just eaten three catties of Chaotian pepper and then relapsed with constipation!
He took a deep breath and suppressed his anger, but the sudden throbbing of the green tendons on his forehead still showed that his heart was not at peace. He looked at Qin Fen with gloomy eyes, and said coldly:
"Since you want to die, then I will fulfill you!"
Qin Fen shrugged his shoulders, his face was still mildly smiling, but his eyes narrowed slightly, sharp as a knife. Just listen to him say lightly:
"Why do you think you're going to win? Who gave you ...... Faith and courage? ”
The bald head sneered: "The dead duck has a hard mouth!" You're dead! ”
Before the words fell, vine rhizomes covering a radius of nearly twenty square meters suddenly rose under Qin Fen's feet, and these rhizomes seemed to have life, circling and flying in mid-air, frantically winding around Qin Fen's three people.
When I looked at it, I saw that the third child, who had never spoken, had sunk into the black dirt at some point, and yellow-green wooden textures appeared on his face, as if he had become a wooden man.
There is no doubt that the conversation just now is just an expedient measure to delay time, the other party should have already had murderous intentions, and the vicious ridicule in the language is just to buy time for the third child to do things in secret, and the seeds planted at this moment take root and sprout, and after blossoming and bearing fruit, they immediately show their hideous fangs!
"Vine Entanglement!" The third drank low.
Then this guy knelt on the ground violently, ten fingers into the soil, and quickly turned into a root system, he inserted his hands into the ground, and in the next second, under Qin Fen's feet, there were dense tree roots breaking out of the ground, writhing like a poisonous snake, and the end turned into a slender sharp spike, poking at Qin Fen. Not only that, but the fibrous roots that were wrapped around Qin Fen's legs were even more deeply rooted in his muscles and skin, plundering Qin Fen's muscles, blood and life like tentacles.
"I told you, you're dead!!"
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the bald head suddenly burst into tears, and a knight's spear the thickness of an egg suddenly appeared in his hand, and under the blessing of Lao Wang's spell, there was even a string of fine afterimages behind him, and the prancing horse crossed the air, striding towards Qin Fen, raising the gun and stabbing.
In the face of the sudden attack of the bald three, Qin Fen did not move, his two fists were clenched, and the blood vessels on his body were obviously bulging due to the tense muscles. Then he suddenly rushed forward and let out a thunderous roar!