Chapter Fifty-Eight: Counter-Killing! Don't try to touch my sister
"Humph! Running to the ends of the earth, you can't run out of Lao Tzu's palm! The crutch yelled fiercely.
Guo Huiya suddenly burst into tears and sobbed: "Please!" Don't kill him! Please! ......" That pitiful appearance made Land Rover feel a little distressed, and thought: Huiya, your tears will not be shed for me in vain!
At this time, Jiang Xiaowen, who was woken up, also poked her head out of the window of the excavator, saw this scene, opened her eyes in surprise, and shouted: "Brother! Brother! ......" she immediately opened the car door, jumped out of the excavator, and ran this way.
Land Rover knew that Guo Huiya was in a state of grief and dazed at this time, and she definitely couldn't control herself. And Jiang Xiaowen is different, after all, it is the followers Land Rover and Sophie who kill zombies together, and they are used to seeing all kinds of killings along the way, and they also deeply understand Land Rover's strength, wisdom, strategy and means. Therefore, Jiang Xiaowen is more rational than Guo Huiya, unflustered, can read the off-strings in Land Rover's words, and can see through every subtle look of Land Rover.
Land Rover squeezed his eyes at Jiang Xiaowen and continued to shout: "Xiaowen, hurry up and take Sister Guo Huiya to the excavator and lock the door!" Listen to me! ”
"! Damn! How to talk so much nonsense! The kidnapper angrily clamped on the rover's neck, trying to calm him down and stop giving orders. Land Rover's neck was tightened by the arms of the abductor, and he couldn't help coughing violently a few times, but he couldn't speak.
Jiang Xiaowen is really a smart and clever little Lori, she fully believes that her brother Land Rover is capable of fighting against the villain of the kidnapper, from the eye contact just now, she must follow her brother's will and make the right behavior.
"Second brother, don't be stunned!" The kidnapper shouted at the fat man, "Hurry up and catch the girls!" Don't run away! ”
"Oh......" The fat man reacted slowly, so he agreed, shaking his fat body, and ran towards the two beauties with a snort.
Jiang Xiaowen grabbed Guo Huiya's arm and shouted, "Let's go!" Don't get caught by the big fat man! Let's go! Finally, I used brute force to pull Guo Huiya and get on the excavator. At the moment when the fat man caught up, he locked the door of the excavator with a click.
The fat man couldn't pull it away from the handle, panting heavily, and trembling with anger. And Jiang Xiaowen was very naughty, and even made all kinds of grimaces at the fat man through the car window, sticking out her tongue, pouting her mouth, pulling her eyes, holding Lele and dangling, a series of naughty and mischievous behaviors, which made the fat man so angry that he was about to faint, and he was helpless.
But Guo Huiya sat on the cockpit floor and curled up in a ball, hugging Jiang Xiaowen's leg at some point (she had this habitual action when she was scared or nervous), covering her pretty face with tears rippling, constantly wiping her tears, and her face was discolored. She didn't want the Land Rover to be killed, this was the first and only man she loved the most in her life!
"Don't get into trouble...... Don't get into trouble...... Please......" Guo Huiya kept muttering.
However, before Land Rover bought electric rods online, of course, Guo Huiya would not be widowed for the rest of her life......
He deliberately shouted loudly and made a movement just now, but in fact, it was premeditated, and he was trying to attract the attention of the nearby zombies!
If the zombies are not attracted, the Land Rover still has a way to deal with the crutches and the fat ones; Zombies can be attracted, which makes it even more convenient.
Fortunately, there was a pair of level 2 couple zombies who were startled by the noise just now.
The two zombies kept shaking, trampling on the wheat and making a messy sound of "clacking", waving their hands violently, roaring and rushing towards this side!
"This ......"
The fat man was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, standing in front of the excavator and shivering, Jiang Xiaowen suddenly saw a yellow liquid flowing out of the fat man's trouser legs, it turned out that the fat man was a coward, and he was already scared to pee his pants.
Jiang Xiaowen covered her mouth and laughed at the fat man, made a shy face, and looked gloating. Jiang Xiaowen followed Land Rover and Sophie to kill zombies along the way, and she didn't have any fear of ordinary human zombies.
The two zombies did not go in the direction of the excavator, but rushed towards the kidnappers and the Land Rover!
"Huh?! Damn, why is the 'monster' coming......" The kidnapper was obviously panicked and shouted: "Second brother! Come on! Second brother! Help me! ”
Land Rover thought to himself: S.B, still screaming, the more you scream, the more zombies want to eat you! You deserve to be gnawed to death!
Just when the zombies rushed to a place less than three meters away from the two of them, the kidnapper scolded, "Lao Tzu let you die without a whole body!" Then he suddenly pushed the Land Rover out, wanting the Land Rover to be a bait, besieged by zombies, and he wanted to take the opportunity to escape to the pickup truck.
This trick of the golden cicada has already been seen through by Land Rover, and if you want to borrow a knife to kill, you are still a little tender!
Land Rover had long thought that this scumbag would use this trick to harm others and benefit himself, so he opened the system backpack in time and chose to use the health care skill "Flash". It was originally an escape skill, but at this moment, it has become a means to trap people, and it can be regarded as a flexible use.
Uhhhh
In an instant, Land Rover flashed behind the crutch in seconds and came face to face with the crutch, with a cold face! The kidnapper was scared "Wow! With an exclamation, before he understood what was going on, he was pushed into the arms of the zombies by Land Rover's palms!
"Fuck your sister! The one who wants to kill me hasn't been born yet! Tease! Land Rover yelled.
The force of the Land Rover's launch was not controlled, it was just issued according to the usual thrust, but unexpectedly, it almost pushed the crutch away.
"Poof!!"
The kidnapper hit the body of the husband and wife zombie at once, and the people and the zombie all fell in the wheat field, and the zombie dragged the kidnapper's clothes and pants, like four big pliers clamping him tightly, and it was completely impossible to escape.
Next, there is the bloody and cruel picture, in the terrible screams of the kidnapper, two zombies who have not eaten for more than a day open his stomach and feast on him, and the splashes of blood stain the wheat in the field red, which makes people feel an aesthetic feeling......
"Grandma's! It's ridiculous to want to push Lao Tzu to zombies! I've long seen that you don't like your eyes, I don't care if you bully the people, but if you want to eat my sister's tofu, it's a dead end! Land Rover scolded angrily in his heart, and at the same time tried not to make a noise to disturb the zombies who were concentrating on eating, and walked in the direction of the excavator.
This is Land Rover, if people don't offend me, I don't offend people, if people offend me, I will offend people! And it is to treat others in the same way that they have sinned against others, and to offend you in the same way that you have sinned against me. For the sinful, it must be put to an end in a sinful way, without the slightest sympathy or mercy, and if necessary, with applause.
Originally, Land Rover wanted to spit on the corpse of the kidnapper, but it was too dangerous to have zombies, so forget it.
In this way, Land Rover once again protected Shuangmei and Shuangmembrane, and maintained the peace of the earth.
Land Rover slowly moved back, got on the excavator, and saw Guo Huiya still holding Jiang Xiaowen's tender legs and crying. Land Rover laughed: "You hugged the wrong thigh, right?" ”
"Huh?! It's great that you're alive! Guo Huiya saw that Land Rover had returned safely, turned her sadness into joy, sat up and hugged Land Rover tightly, and the two soft balls on her chest made Land Rover a little breathless.
Jiang Xiaowen saw this scene, pouted and said softly: "Brother! I'm going to hug too! ”
"Okay, okay, come on! But hug me and speak softly, don't alarm the zombies. Land Rover stretched out another arm and hugged the lovely Jiang Xiaowen in his arms.
The two stunning beauties cried and laughed, the two beautiful cheeks looked forward to pity in Land Rover's chest, and the four huge softness made Land Rover really suffocate. "What a girl wants to have a legendary double 'fly' in the excavator! ......" In the glorious image of the hero after saving the United States, Land Rover couldn't help but meditate.
"By the way, Xiaowen, where's the fat man?" Land Rover suddenly remembered that the kidnapper had an accomplice, how he disappeared.
"Ran away." Jiang Xiaowen raised her pink face from Land Rover's arms, blinked her cute big eyes, and said with a smile: "That fat man is really a coward, I saw the zombie peeing his pants just now, hehe!" What an idiot! ”
"Oops, how did you let that guy run! It's really a hundred secrets! Land Rover snorted coldly and said, "The wheat field is relatively hidden, and I can't chase it." But don't be afraid, as long as the fat man dares to tell the villagers what happened today, I have to kill him! ”
"My brother is really not merciful to the villains!" Jiang Xiaowen praised: "My brother is really a big hero in my mind." ”
"Isn't my brother handsome?"
"It's handsome!"
"That's good. You understood my eyes earlier, and it was great to pull your sister Huiya back to the excavator! Smart and clever strange force Lori,Praise one! ”
"Then brother doesn't reward others for something?" Jiang Xiaowen asked playfully.
Seeing the cute expression and bright red tender lips of little Lori, Land Rover took advantage of Guo Huiya's inattention to wipe her tears, quickly kissed it, and licked Lori's fragrant tongue by the way, and had a little addiction.
But Jiang Xiaowen was infatuated with the warmth of this kiss, leaning on Lu Rover's shoulder lingeringly, looking at Lu Rover's angular cheeks in a daze with an intoxicated expression. As the saying goes, which Lori doesn't have 'spring'?
"What are you doing?! Why such a strange pose? Guo Huiya also raised her face from Land Rover's arms and asked suspiciously.
"It's nothing," Land Rover was afraid that Guo Huiya would ask, and then he was jealous, so he had to divert his gaze, and just one hand was on Jiang Xiaowen's ass, and he pinched it through the thin jeans......
"Hmm... Well... It hurts ......" Jiang Xiaowen snorted sullenly, her face suddenly turned red, she sat up, and her obsessive expression no longer existed.
Land Rover's crisis was successfully defused in a pretending mode......
"Oh, Xiaowen, this kid, is a little anemic, maybe a little dizzy just now, so he leaned over," Land Rover pretended to be serious and said: "Oh, Xiaowen, how is it, is it better?" Are you still dizzy? Didn't you eat breakfast in the morning, you kid is disobedient, I've said a few times, skipping breakfast is not good for your health........."
"Hmm...... I...... I'm not dizzy,...... Thank...... Thank you brother for your ...... Caring ......"
"Oh, that's good. Remember to make sure to eat breakfast on time in the future. After saying that, he pinched it again.
"Hmm...... Well, remember... Remembered ........."