Chapter 135: Xiao Bi's speech
The banquet has not yet ended. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Ma Zhongchu went to chase Snow Lotus and has not come back yet. The two husbands and wives had a little conflict, and Land Rover had no intention of interfering.
At this time, the beauties drink soup and chat, talking about the secrets of maintenance. Land Rover and Uncle also toasted a few drinks in a row, and when the two were happily chatting about the mountains, a person suddenly walked in at the courtyard gate. The arrival of this person made all the people who ate the banquet stretch their jaws and stop the chopsticks in their hands.
It turned out to be Bi Yuntao!
His physical condition has improved, but what is worse is that something may have gone wrong mentally.
At this moment, he was standing in the courtyard, wearing a light purple bikini, with a toilet paper ball on his chest, and white fishnet stockings on his legs, and the rich black leg hair stood strong from the fishnets. He still had red high heels on his feet, probably because it was the first time he wore them, he had broken his foot while walking, and now he was limping.
Bi Yuntao's face is also covered with heavy makeup, and various cosmetics interpret a good image of a pseudo-mother.
"Uhhh
Land Rover couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and he really couldn't see what Bi Yuntao was here to do.
“oh,my-god!” Taylor and Sistin screamed at the same time.
"Damn, I'm not dreaming, am I?" Peng Jiaojiao pinched her little face and looked at Bi Yuntao.
"Oh my God, this man's head is caught in the door, right?" Lin Xiaoyue also stuck out her little tongue.
"Male, huh? Drag maniac? Jin Lan clutched her chest and wondered.
People's eyes were locked on Bi Yuntao, who was dressed in strange clothes, and there were also discussions:
"Who is this?"
"It's also a friend brought by Huzi, right?"
"Is it male or female? It's a strange dress. ”
"Why did you come to the banquet in a swimming suit?"
"There's an Adam's apple!"
"Do you have paper on your chest? It feels so fake, hehe, it's really a pervert. ”
"I think he's very creative in dressing as a man."
“……”
The uncle stood up, because the uncle knew very well that the target of Bi Yuntao's trip was him. Moreover, from the very beginning of Bi Yuntao's entry, those resentful eyes have been looking at the uncle.
The old Chinese medicine doctor at the other table hurriedly walked over, touched Bi Yuntao's forehead with his hand, and after making sure that he did not have a high fever, he asked with concern:
"Son, why are you dressed like this?"
Xu Wanyun also blushed and whispered to Land Rover: "The bikini he wears is mine...... How can you mess with other people's things......"
Bi Yuntao reluctantly squeezed out a smile and said to the old Chinese medicine doctor: "Doctor Xu, I'm fine, my brain hasn't burned out." I'm normal. ”
"And ...... you?"
"Don't worry about me, I just want everyone in the village, all the villagers, to know that I'm gay!" Bi Yuntao mustered up his courage and said confidently and loudly: "I don't shy away from my own orientation, I have a tendency to be feminine, and I am a 'receptive'." ”
"What did he mean by acceptance?"
"He means he's skinny."
"Beasts?"
"Beasts?"
"I guess I used to be a professor."
"Stop talking and speculating, listen to me." Bi Yuntao dragged a chair from the side, and actually occupied it, and his high heels made a "kicking" sound when he stepped on the chair surface. She is like a speaker, standing on a high place, attracting everyone's attention.
"I'm not here to disturb everyone's dinner, I have something to announce." Bi Yuntao said with emotion, "I used to be a soldier, and I worked in the military-controlled area after the virus broke out. One day two people came to our military control zone, and one of them and I developed feelings in a short period of time. Of course, that person is now among them. ”
After speaking, as Bi Yuntao's gaze fixed on the uncle's face, everyone glanced at the uncle, and the uncle was also very embarrassed and smiled, not easy to say. On the contrary, Sister Xiang next to her lit a cigarette, did not squint, looked at Bi Yuntao's clumsy performance angrily, and smoked silently.
"Our relationship is really pure and great. We had a private agreement for life in the military-controlled zone, and I made a decision at that time, that is, to give up the comfortable leadership life in the military-controlled zone, and instead follow him into the world. The ancients said well, marry a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, since I chose him, I decided to follow him for the rest of my life. He is the first and only man in my life who has given all my true love. But...... The good times didn't last long, and my sincere efforts were exchanged for cruel betrayal. He chose a woman, slandered me to my face, mocked me, and disowned me. Really...... It's so ruthless! It's so ruthless! Woowoo woo ......"
When Bi Yuntao said this, he couldn't help wiping his tears and sobbing, he calmed down his emotions, and then said: "I know very well that men are all involved in flowers, but most men are deceiving their exes in good faith, and no man is as resolute and vicious as he does." I was deeply hurt and I thought of death. I went to the lake while you were eating and tried to jump in and drown, but I didn't. It's not that I don't dare to commit suicide, but this breath hasn't been earned back, and even if I see Hades, I will cry out for injustice. So I came back. I just secretly rummaged through Xu Wanyun's closet to find the clothes that women were wearing, and now what you see is the real me. I've wanted to wear it like this for years. I would also like to say that from now on, I will wear it like this for the rest of my life. ”
“……”
"This ......"
"Is this man sick?"
"Shouldn't there be a mental hospital in the village?"
"Masturbated."
"What the hell is he thinking?"
"It's going to be winter soon, and you wear it like this? Don't freeze you. ”
"White fishnet stockings with black leg hair are also drunk."
“……”
"I'm wearing it like this," Bi Yuntao interrupted everyone's introduction, and continued to amplify his voice with blood and tears accusing: "It's also for him." I want to redeem his love, his heart! He abandoned me and fell in love with another woman, to put it bluntly, isn't he just coveting that woman's breasts, hehe, what can't I do, today I will replace it with paper balls, tomorrow I can also be brave to inject hormones, I will take twenty injections a day, inject every day, I will become the most fruitful person in the world......"
When Bi Yuntao said this, he obviously talked about the crux of Sister Xiang, which angered Sister Xiang. Because Sister Xiang originally relied on hormones, didn't you blatantly mention this stubble just to put on people's faces? But Bi Yuntao is innocent after all, of course he didn't know that Sister Xiang was a shemale, he just wanted to take hormones by himself, but he didn't expect Sister Xiang to have a hormone life.
"Enough is enough?! Exercise!! ”
As soon as Sister Xiang slapped the table, stood up and pointed at Bi Yuntao and scolded, startling everyone.
"What's wrong with me just taking hormones? You're coming too? Good! The old lady will compare with you and see who is bigger! Exercise! Do you have twenty stitches a day? The old lady has fifty stitches a day, and then finds two pieces of silicone, I don't believe it can compare to you! Who are you to argue with me? The bearded man chose me, are you not convinced? Wearing such a disgusting appearance to make trouble here, now everyone sees that you believe that no one has an appetite, you scourge, and say that you did not commit suicide, you just died, forget it, it is really a waste of air to live, and a waste of land to die......"
"Oh, Xiangxiang, don't be angry, don't say a few words." The uncle began to persuade Sister Xiang. The uncle didn't want to make a big deal and intensify the conflict, after all, the cause of the matter was because of him, he was the culprit, if it weren't for his empathy, Bi Yuntao would not be so shocking.
"You're really a bearded man, if you haven't completely broken off your involvement with that person, the two of us don't want to be okay! Horse comparison! ”
"Uh, don't say that, Xiaobi is also angry, understand each other, I really love you......" The uncle repeatedly persuaded him, but Sister Xiang ignored him.
"What? You still say you love her? Bi Yuntao got out of his chair and cried, "You want to hit me again in front of her?" ”
The uncle shook his head and sighed: "No, Xiao Bi, don't be too excited, I'm really speechless, look at you, what a fuss, what a happy dinner, now the whole village is depressed, what are you trying to do." ”
The villagers calmly looked at the emotions of the three people, and also expressed their attitudes:
"It's okay, we're not depressed, please keep ......"
"After eating, you can still have mental enjoyment, it's not bad."
"There is no electricity in the village, I haven't watched a TV series for a long time, and today is really a spiritual enjoyment......"
"One cry, two troubles, three hangings, it's really a thief, and a bikini, haha!"
"Huzi persuade them, let them stop arguing."
"Huzi, what kind of friends are you, is it the end of the world, and the pressure is great?"
"In the last days, everyone is eating together, and there are people who talk about feelings? Quarrel a few 8!! ”
“……”
In this intricate scene that is about to get out of control, there is only one authoritative figure to mediate, and he is Land Rover. I saw Land Rover standing calmly in front of Bi Yuntao, silently took out a paper ball from his bikini to help Bi Yuntao wipe his tears, and then signaled the audience to be quiet and listen to him express his personal opinions.
Suddenly, the courtyard fell silent, only the autumn wind was blowing the fallen leaves on the ground.
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