"I got better grades than you in college."

"I have a girlfriend."

"I got into the job earlier than you."

"I have a girlfriend."

"I'm better at work than you."

"I have a girlfriend."

"I have ten qualifications, my social circle is bigger than yours, my virtue is better than yours, my future is better than yours, and my family background is better than yours......"

"I have a girlfriend."

"I ...... Nima! Woowoo woo ......"

This is a typical single dog and love dog dialogue, the result is self-explanatory, no matter how good your conditions are, a sentence of "I have a girlfriend" will directly crush you. Then the loving dog triumphantly left with the female ticket in his arms, and the single dog sat alone in front of the window and got drunk.

Ding Rui, a single dog who does not believe in evil, tried to challenge this theorem, and accepted this ending without suspense, he didn't understand that since he was a child, he was a good child in the eyes of parents, a good student in the eyes of teachers, a good assistant in the eyes of leaders after work, and a good partner in the eyes of colleagues; In terms of appearance, he is handsome and scumbag, but he is also human, gentle and elegant, modest and motivated, considerate, responsible, knowledgeable and funny...... So good that twenty-four is still a single dog.

On the other hand, his own hair Xiao Luo Xiaohu, his academic performance is a mess, fights are commonplace, except for playing online games, he has no other skills, he peeked at girls taking a bath in high school, and he was a well-known lewd man in college, and he beat up the leader after three days of work, and he didn't worry about his family for a day, and there was nothing he didn't mess up when he got it...... But it's just such a guy, the girlfriends around him have changed round after round like a marquee, and they are more pretty than the other, so hateful that Ding Rui called the villain Dezhi with itchy teeth.

"Ding Rui, you are a good person, but this is useless, because a good person also has a name, called a spare tire." Luo Xiaohu bit the crumpled cigarette and patted him on the shoulder seriously, "You have to add three words like you: standard." ”

Ding Rui wanted to stab Luo Xiaohu to death, but the cruel reality had made him powerless, he really couldn't remember how many good people he had received, and he could think of any Qiba reasons for rejecting his girls, such as incompatible personalities, incompatible constellations, incompatible family backgrounds, and even said that gender incompatibility (Ni Mei, Lao Tzu is not a base)...... But it will be preceded by, "You are a good person." ”

"Why?" He asked indignantly. "Is it true that men are not bad and women are not loved?"

"That's right, the reason why a woman loves a man is not because the man loves her, but because she needs to give her love. A chance like you can't give someone else to give. ”

"But there are always women who make an exception, right?"

"Yes, but certainly not on Earth."

This is not the worst, every New Year's holiday, the parents, three uncles, four uncles, seven or eight aunts and eight aunts in the family...... Began to bomb in turn.

"Xiaorui, when will you bring your girlfriend back?"

"Xiaorui, the boss is not small, it is time to consider marriage, and unfilial piety is the greatest."

"Xiaorui, the third aunt of the second uncle's neighbor's sister has a niece, although she weighs 150 kilograms, she is a woman, uncle will introduce you to you?"

"Xiaorui, you can't have any physical problems, do you want to take you to the hospital?"

"Xiaorui, you won't be catching the trend to learn from foreigners, right......"

"Xiao Rui, ......"

A villain in Ding Rui's heart jumped up and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Ahhh But he still had to force his appearance, smiling like a spring breeze, and thanked him repeatedly.

Finally, on the night of his twenty-fifth birthday, my father and mother gave an ultimatum - if they don't find a girlfriend this year, they will sweep him away.

It was late at night, only the computer monitor was shining in the dark room, Ding Rui was talking to his right hand: "My dear, as my girlfriend who will never leave me, I would like to extend my 120,000 apologies to you, I believe you feel my pressure, you can understand my pain, please rest assured, I will always remember the happy times you gave me, no matter what kind of woman I find, you are irreplaceable." ”

He kissed his "girlfriend" affectionately and began to crack and type in front of the computer.

"Ding Rui, male, 25 years old, bachelor's degree, low-key and modest, gentle and polite; In good health, love sports, received a good upbringing since childhood, and now works as a middle-level manager in a large cultural company, with a stable income. I have no bad habits, no love history, and I am looking for a female friend as a lifelong partner, and I ask for ......"

Ding Rui's scalp was numb, thinking of his repeated defeats in the history of love, what else did he dare to ask for? He knocked down: Just close your eyes. Contact number: *******

He didn't even routinely type down the words "If you are honest, do not disturb", completely holding the idea of hitting the luck, and finally added the mailboxes of several marriage agencies at the same time, and stopped on the keyboard: "It's up to you!" ”

G-da! Enter key OK.

At the same time, a black hole in the universe was having a Big Bang.

At the same time, the black hole was at least 6 billion light-years away from the Earth, sending a radio wave in the direction of the Earth. Then the ghost struck the mail that had turned into a few jù streams and traveled through the wireless space.

It takes a large number of scientists to explain the truth of this, and I believe that not many people can understand a large number of terms such as negative energy particles, dynamic flow ejection, mass blowout, etc., let alone the truth. This only speaks of the result.

As a result, this marriage advertisement turned into a number of jù streams brought to the universe by the black hole radio waves, and you logic emperors don't have to worry about how far the radio wave information travels in the universe to dissipate, and it takes tens of billions of years for the radio waves to be transmitted to the whole universe.

And several marriage agencies did not receive Ding Rui's marriage notice.

Early the next morning, when Ding Rui, who turned on the computer, was wondering why the various marriage websites did not give him feedback to register personal information and pay the fee, his mobile phone rang.

"Hey, who's that?"

"Drip—"

"Sister Nun!" Ding Rui screamed miserably, because a piercing long beep came from the mobile phone, like a bullet piercing his brain, which made his head full of blood and almost make him sit on the ground.

Rubbing his aching ears, his phone rang again, and this time he noticed that the phone didn't show the caller number, which was weird, but he answered the phone anyway.

"Hello, is this Mr. Ding Rui?" A very soft female voice.

"I am."

"First of all, I apologize for what happened. Since Earth wasn't on our list before, we need to get into your brain to download information about Earth and yourself, and figure out your language system so we can communicate. Please be assured that this organization strictly adheres to the regulations of interstellar union, and the parts related to you personally** have been permanently removed during the search process. Would you now like to confirm whether you want to entrust us with your matchmaking services? ”

"What?" Ding Rui was puzzled, "What goes into the brain...... Who the hell are you? ”

"We are a Starfed-certified matchmaking agency, and we have received your request for marriage."

"You're the Interstellar Federation Matchmaking Agency? Is there a matchmaking agency with that name? ”

"Suffice it to say, our business does include almost every galaxy and dimension."

Ding Rui scratched his head, "Is this another new advertising gimmick made by a marriage agency?" Your advertising slogan is quite chic. ”

"Thank you, do you agree to entrust us with matchmaking?"

"Whatever, how much do you have to pay?"

"As a new region, you have a free period of time, and of course if you want to be promoted to VIP, there will be no additional calculation."

"Let's try the free ones first." Ding Rui heard that he didn't accept money and was not worried that the other party was planning to defraud by saying these strange words, "Okay, do you need any more information from me?" ”

"No, the terms of service will be sent to your phone in fifteen seconds, if you agree, press confirm."

"Okay."

"In addition, I am your personal waiter, No. 77 matchmaker, if you have any relevant questions, just dial 77 two numbers to contact me directly."

"So advanced? Don't you even need my phone to set a number for you? ”

"We've set it up remotely for you to make it easier for you, and we hope you are satisfied with my service. Good bye. ”

The phone hung up, and Ding Rui sighed, "Now the matchmaking has such developed technology?" Can you set up a quick dial for someone remotely? ”

He was not surprised yet, the mobile phone prompted a text message to be sent, inside a group of web pages, the home page is a line of Chinese words with the starry sky as the background: Interstellar Red Lady serves you, please read the following terms of service carefully, press the confirmation button to indicate acceptance of our service.

Ding Rui looked at it.

1. All the powers of the marriage agency belong to the Star Federation, and the joint regulations apply to the law firm, but it cannot guarantee that other regions or institutions will comply with the joint laws and regulations, so the law firm does not assume the property and personal safety obligations of the client in the process of marriage matchmaking.

2. The firm is only responsible for the introduction and matchmaking, except for VIP customers, does not guarantee the success of the introduction and the relevant details of the other party, and does not guarantee the absolute accuracy of the information provided by the client.

3. During the matchmaking period, the system will automatically match the objects with the most similar characteristics of the living body, and the transportation provided by the firm will be introduced for the first time of different objects, and the user can set the return time according to the specific situation.

4. Due to the busy business of the firm, non-VIP customers will provide consulting services every eight hours, please pay attention to the text message on your mobile phone, and there will be an automatic prompt when entering the consultation period. We apologize for any inconvenience.

5. If the client needs to enjoy more privileges, please upgrade the VIP level, please consult the service matchmaker designated for you for details.

Ding Rui saw it in a fog, and he began to wonder if it would be a prank, but even if it was a prank, what could he do to himself? He didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one pressed to confirm.

As soon as I pressed it for a few seconds, the phone rang, and the caller ID was "77". He picked it up.

"Hello, Mr. Ding Rui, I am your exclusive service matchmaker No. 77, your information has been uploaded to the Internet after you confirm to be our client, and so far, you have received 10614874 attention, among which 187 female clients or their agents have requested interviews with you."

Ding Rui almost laughed out loud, "Are you funny, I just pressed the second hand and had more than a million followers?" I haven't heard of a single matchmaking network with more than a million real registered users. ”

"It's not surprising that the Earth is our newly discovered area, and new creatures are always getting noticed, and in fact your attention is going up hundreds of times a second. The point is, we've found 23 of the best matches based on your ethnicity, and we're on a backlog so I can arrange it right away if you agree to meet with any of them. ”

Ding Rui touched the back of his head, "Do you talk so strangely to all customers?" Isn't this really a prank? ”

"Of course not, I will now display some of the female client's information on your mobile phone, and if you agree to meet, I will send you there immediately."

"Send it over."

A photo appeared on the phone, Ding Rui's eyes lit up, what a superb beauty comparable to a star, the photo is a girl with exquisite facial features to the extreme, she looks like she is seventeen or eighteen years old, a pair of watery eyes are lowered and lowered, she looks extremely tame, her skin is dazzlingly white, and she can't find the slightest flaw no matter how you look at it.

Ding Rui was stunned, but he immediately came to his senses, the photos don't tell the story, in today's era of the Meitu App, dinosaurs can be photoshopped into Shih Tzu. But in any case, the first impression of this photo on him was excellent.

He wanted to see her information, but found some twisted symbolic text underneath the photo, and he frowned, "Is this the code?" ”

"I'm sorry." No. 77 responded: "Because of the regional civilization differences between you, and your race has just entered the system, the text translation has not been updated in time, but please rest assured, she and you are in the same parallel space, and our automatic translation will ensure that your conversation is smooth when you have a real-time conversation." ”

"Another parallel plane? What kind of nonsense, I said don't kid, what the hell are you playing? ”

"Seeing that Mr. Ding Rui has some doubts about us, I suggest that you experience a blind date service and understand it all."

"Well, look what the hell you guys do. Are you here to pick me up and see her? ”

"You just have to click on the photo and it will go to the transfer."

"Teleport?" Ding Rui instinctively nodded at the photo, "And then?" ”

"Later, an automatic translator is being matched for you, please select your return time." There are several options on it, such as "24 hours, 8 hours, 1 hour, 1 minute, and 1 second". He picked the first 24 hours at random.

Suddenly, he felt a pain in his neck like a pinprick, he touched his neck and didn't feel anything, and then the phone suddenly popped up a countdown: 5, 4......

At the same time, the voice came: "Remind you that your mobile phone is a communication and transmission tool with us, do not lose it." ”

"What's going on?" He felt more and more abnormal, and suddenly his eyes went dark, and he found that his body suddenly entered a colorful passage, and before he could see what was around him, the light disappeared with a sudden sound.

Ding Rui was startled, looked around, and sat on the ground in fright, "I...... Depend on...... Where is this? ”