Chapter 17 [Two Brothers Should Be Harmonious and Friendly!] 】
[The contract has been sent, please rest assured to collect it!] …… Even if I write slowly, I will definitely write a relaxing novel this time! 】
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Kyoto's night is full of colorful lights, and even if the sky is high, the streets are still bustling with cars.
Running rapidly on the sidewalk, the purple moon suddenly had the illusion that he did not belong to the city. When I came back to my senses, I had arrived at the mission location.
"I don't think I'm really fit to be sentimental."
Originally, he was more delicate, but he forcibly chose to make himself heartless, please don't care about anything, in this way, from him, it will inevitably make people feel a sense of confusion, when you feel confused, don't panic, the first thing you should suspect is whether this qiē will be the fault of the purple moon night?
While complaining about the troublesome purple moon night, he is carrying out a troublesome task.
He told himself in his heart that his selective obsessive-compulsive disorder was all forced by Liu Li's power, otherwise, he would not have done these troublesome things now. But what about the real situation? Even he can't tell himself, because his heart is always lonely, empty, and sometimes even cold!?
"Sure enough, anyone richer than me should be burned to death, so that I will be the richest man in the world." Zi Yueye stood in front of an extremely luxurious villa, and while babbling in her mouth, she rang the doorbell of the gate.
The bell rang, and soon there was a sound from inside the mansion. "Who?" "Who?" Two similar voices rang out at the same time, and it was discernible from the tone that both of them were now on the air head.
Two brothers? Although Zi Yueye was puzzled in her heart, she still looked listless, and said lightly: "I'm Z!" ”
After reporting his identity, there was silence for a while, and then the door opened automatically. Purple Moon Night followed the open door and naturally entered the room.
OMG!
My God Sister!
My Sister of the Jade Emperor!
……
Seeing the scene in front of him, Zi Yueye called out all the powers he could think of, and he now understood why such a trivial matter as quarreling was not handed over to ordinary policemen to deal with?
In other words, it is really difficult for ordinary police officers to quarrel with an alien species with a body and two heads.
"I said I wanted to join the Magic Club, I'm the boss, you have to listen to me!" The one-eyed head on the left spoke, aggressively, and hit the head on the right with a pair of pink horns.
"Joining the dance club, all my talents are for dancing for a living, and dance is my destination." The younger brother with the pink horn on the right actually hummed the music and jumped as he spoke, but when he turned around, he could only swing in place, and it turned out that each of their brothers only had half of their bodies.
"What are you doing? You should spin in my footsteps. The younger brother on the right crossed his waist and said angrily to the older brother on the left.
It's also a different taste to see where brothers with the same body and different heads are bickering, and it would be better if you had a bucket of popcorn, this kind of scene can only be seen in blockbusters.
The two brothers couldn't argue, so they could only turn to Ziyueye for help, and said at the same time: "Hmph! Just let others judge and see what kind of community we are suitable for? ”
The nun sister of the club called me out of the house because of such a trivial matter, and I haven't had dinner yet, bastard! Zi Yueye scolded the two heads in front of her in her heart, but said, "Why don't you participate in both clubs!" ”
He even had some doubts, the aliens in front of him who were suspected to be two but one were not brain-dead? This kind of thing has to be tangled, who would have thought that as soon as his words came out, the conjoined brothers would all give him disdain.
The one-eyed eldest brother lowered his eyelids and said, "You haven't thought about it like that, have you?" The key is not what club to choose, the key is how to make the other party choose convincingly. If I choose this and he doesn't, we can't be in harmony, nothing can be done. ”
Siamese? Harmonize? Purple Moon Night had a flash of inspiration, and thinking that he had found a solution, he couldn't wait to ask, "Can you be separated?" ”
This time, the younger brother with the horn on the right reacted greatly, looked at Zi Yueye in horror, and said tremblingly, "Are you the devil?" ”
“……?” Purple Moon Night said that she didn't understand!
Fortunately, the one-eyed brother on the left explained: "We are two brothers, and we are one, tightly bound together by special telepathy, we are inseparable, and if we are separated, we will all die." Aren't you an agent of the Blue Sword Organization? Why don't you know any of this? ”
All right! I'm a rookie, I'm really sorry. Zi Yueye faced the disdain of the two heads, and her heart was already unhappy. This doesn't work, that doesn't work, he said he spread his hands and said, "Why don't you try to accept each other's hobbies?" ”
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as they said it, the two brothers began to talk endlessly, and by the way, they also scolded Ziyueye. For a while, Ziyueye's ears were like thousands of flies singing in a chorus, dizzy, and the volcano was about to reach the critical point of eruption.
Click! The nerve that managed reason in Ziyueye was broken, and the temper suddenly came to the head.
As the saying goes, make a move when it's time to make a move, Zi Yueye used his means, and finally let the two brothers who were lying on the ground, with blue noses and swollen faces, agree to try to accept each other's hobbies.
At this point, another task was completed perfectly, and Ziyue was able to go home to eat and sleep and have a good rest. Complaints? As for Ziyueye's heartless appearance, whether it was real or pretended, he didn't care.
Purple Moon Night's luck today is good, the task object is not a power-type alien species, if the task object is the kind of monster whose body ability is comparable to Liu Li and stepping on a tank, in the end, it is not that he shut up the two heads, but that he was carried into the adjustment room of the frog face.
When he got home, he saw a messy living room, Zi Yueye's already gloomy face instantly turned into a fighter in the bitter melon, and the comfort he had just vented on "one body and two heads" was forgotten by him to the other side of the galaxy, and now he only knows...... His dinner for days was gone!
"Damn Liu Li, Uncle Ben and you are not finished." Robbed the purple moon night that the roller pig claimed to be, looked up to the sky and shouted, indescribable sadness.
The next day, there was a black and heavy atmosphere in the room, and Zi Yueye went out silently with dark circles under her eyes, without even greeting the roller pig who was lying in the corner and licking her wounds alone.
After all the hard work to come to the gate of Shengyang Academy, the only thing to be thankful for is that he was not late.
Purple Moon Night's fluffy hair, slightly depressed cheeks, and the black eerie aura of doom on his body attracted others to avoid him, he attracted the attention of the surrounding crowd for the first time, and was talked about by others in the back, and a few laughs could be heard from time to time.
"It's finally here!" Zi Yueye exhaled deeply, wiped the corners of his forehead that was not sweaty, and he ate a little breakfast after being hungry all night.
He didn't care about his poor image, and he didn't care about the pointing and pointing next to him. It's just that if someone deliberately gets in front of him, he doesn't mind stepping on his face, there is a saying that "people don't mess with me, I don't mess with people; If anyone provokes me, I am more murderous than murder. "Although it has been a little bit since the killing, there is no doubt that he was trampled on, who told him that he is now the purple moon night of passerby A, not passerby B.
Sometimes, Zi Yueye's "heartless" character is actually quite good, at least he won't live under the eyes of others, and no one's opinion can affect him, it's just ...... Heartlessness and laziness don't seem to mean the same thing, right?
Purple Moon Night, who felt good about himself, walked towards the silver gate with chic steps, and the surrounding classmates had lost their curiosity about his novel appearance and scattered to do their own things.
Just when he stepped into the gate of the campus with one foot, something unexpected happened, the ordinary purple moon night was once again kidnapped by troublesome things, and it was dark, and the morning sun on his head leaned his body and hid in the thick clouds, indicating that the next thing would not be "sunny".