Chapter Eighty-Five: Brother Dancing Immortal (I)
After Chen Yu hurriedly returned to the base, he ran into the bathroom of the room and took off his aunt's blood-stained pants in Yao Ling's surprised gaze.
"Whoa......!"
Warm hot water spurted out of the shower and quickly washed away the blood of her aunt on Chen Yu's body, Yao Ling came out of the bathtub and squatted down to stare at Chen Yu's legs, and then suddenly pointed between her legs and said loudly: "Ah, I know, it turns out that Sister Xiaoyu, you are also a relative!" ”
Chen Yu's little face instantly turned redder than a boiled shrimp, blocking the secret place with one hand and knocking on Yao Ling's head lightly and lightly with the other.
"What did the dead girl say? Come on, let's figure out how to use this thing. ”
"Oh."
Yao Ling held her head a little aggrieved and began to study how to use her aunt's towel with Chen Yu in the bathroom.
Chen Yu used to like to look at some messy things when he was fine, which includes some knowledge of women's physiology and hygiene, plus the packaging of the aunt towel also stated how to use it, she knew how to use it after a little look at the instructions, Chen Yu took out an aunt towel and adjusted the position and pasted it into the underwear, and then put the underwear on and tried to walk a few steps to feel fine, and then concocted the same method to help Yao Ling also get the aunt towel before the two came out of the bathroom.
"Ah...... It's a big shame. ”
Chen Yu was lying on the bed in the bedroom with her head covered with a quilt, wishing that she would never see outsiders again in her life, she was a big man, not only became a big beauty, but also came to her aunt in public, until now she feels ashamed when she thinks about it.
In the past, when I was reading the essay, it said that women's temper usually becomes very bad after their menstrual period, Chen Yu didn't believe it very much before, but now she believes it, because she now feels that her chest is blocked and wants to beat people, but now there is no one with special abilities who can make her beat, so she has to sleep depressedly holding Yao Ling's soft body.
After getting up the next day to send Yao Ling to school, when he was cleaning up the room, he saw the pirated CDs he bought yesterday, and Chen Yu immediately made a decision in his heart, that is, to find the young man who sold pirated copies to take a breath.
Thinking of this, Chen Yu suddenly found that she was very stupid, wouldn't there be no aunt's blood when she turned back into a man, she punched her head in annoyance, and then took off all her clothes and pants and prepared to become a man again.
"Huh? Why is it still a woman, engaged in wool! ”
The changes between men and women who have tried everything in the past have no effect this time, Chen Yu is still Chen Yu, and he is just as concave and convex.
"This ...... It's impossible, I'll change again! ”
Chen Yu communicated in her heart that the Ability Seed wanted to cancel the change, but the message sent out was like a stone sinking into the sea, and the Ability Seed did not react in the slightest, and she still did not change back into a man.
"Don't, do I want to live like this as a woman? Having an aunt is equivalent to being able to get married and have children, isn't it ....... ”
Thinking of this, several scenes suddenly appeared in Chen Yu's mind, scene 1: In the warm home, Chen Yu was cooking in an apron, and heard the sound of opening the door, a young man whose eyes were blocked by his hair walked in, Chen Yu walked over with a smile, took the briefcase from the man's hand, and then helped the man take off his coat, and then served the food he made and had dinner with the man, and then the two chatted and watched TV until eleven or twelve o'clock when they went to bed together, and then the sound of the bed board shaking.
Scene 2: Chen Yu is checking in the obstetrics and gynecology department with a big belly accompanied by a man, when he learned that the child in his belly is very healthy, Chen Yu showed a happy smile, the picture turned, Chen Yu gave birth to a healthy boy sweating profusely in the delivery room, the child's father was by his side, and the family of three took a family photo for the first time.
Scene 3: Chen Yu takes care of the housework while taking care of the children of several years old, although it is very hard, but this small home is well managed by her, the husband and wife respect each other like guests, the children are well-behaved and obedient, and have been praised by the neighbors around them.
"Wulu Wulu Wulu ......!"
Chen Yu hurriedly shook her head and shook off the scenes in her mind just now, rubbing the goosebumps that kept popping up with her hands on her chest, asking her to marry a man and give birth to a child, she was unwilling to be killed, even if she couldn't die.
"No, I'm going to go to Lulu right away and ask her to check on me to see what went wrong."
went down to the command center and told Yao Lu about the abnormality of his body, and Yao Lu also took Chen Yu down to the third floor underground and let her lie down in the biochemical treatment cabin.
A few minutes later, the scan results came out, Yao Lu looked at the scan results and said: "Your body is very healthy, there are no diseases and dark injuries, your aunt's blood flow is also normal, and the child palace is mature, you will definitely be able to give birth to a healthy baby with your man in the future." ”
"Mouthful! I won't have a baby with a man, don't even think about it in this life! ”
Chen Yu jumped out of the treatment cabin, got dressed and walked out, and now she couldn't wait to find someone to beat her up.
Coming to the alley of the affiliated primary school, Chen Yu walked around the alley several times and did not find the young man who sold him a pirated disc yesterday, but some unemployed thugs were attracted by her, and dyed their hair red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and seven thugs with a strong smell of alcohol surrounded Chen Yu.
"Hey, hey, hey...... What a beautiful little sister, do you want to play with our brothers? ”
"There are a lot of fun places and things to do with my brothers."
"We can go to karaoke and sing, and skate when nature comes, skating knows, right? It's a drug that you haven't seen before, and a few brothers just happen to be the latter kind of new goods to ensure that you can be cool to the sky. ”
"Hey...... When you're done, it's our brother's turn to be cool. ”
"Hahahaha......!" ×7。
Speaking of the happiest place, the seven thugs of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple laughed together.
Chen Yu leaned against the wall of the alley and looked coldly at the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple and let them talk to themselves, and only after they finished speaking did she speak: "Have you finished speaking?" When that's all that, it's time for me to speak. ”
"Hehehe...... Little sister, do you mean you want to talk about where we are going to play with my brother? The green-haired thug picked up a small bundle of Chen Yu's hair and put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it.
"Yes, people like you should go to the hospital!" After Chen Yu finished speaking, he smashed his fist on the nose of the green gangster, and the green-haired gangster's head was raised backwards to bleed from his nose, and at the same time, Chen Yu's punch strength also made his head feel a strong sense of dizziness and temporarily lost his combat effectiveness.
"Damn, the stinky female cousin dares to beat someone, and the brothers are on her hand together!"
The remaining six-color thugs punched out their fists and long feet together, and hit Chen Yu together from different places.
Chen Yu jumped up hard, then kicked his left foot on the wall, rolled forward three hundred and sixty degrees, turned around, and kicked out with two kicks, hitting the backs of the two gangsters with yellow hair and orange hair, these two gangsters couldn't control their bodies under the effect of Chen Yu's kicks, and threw themselves forward, hitting the wall of the alley together, and they were dizzy and couldn't get up for a long time.
After Chen Yu landed on the ground, he jumped up again and kicked his feet left and right like lightning, almost kicking into a word, and then kicked the heads of the two gangsters with blue hair and purple hair, and the two gangsters with blue hair and purple hair covered their heads and sat on the ground with their butts dizzy, nauseous and lost their combat effectiveness.
The last two gangsters, the red hair and the green hair, were frightened by Chen Yu's combat power, and wanted to go up and fight with her, but with the experience of their companions, they didn't dare to get on the drum in their hearts, and they didn't dare to run if they wanted to run, because if the two of them ran like this, it would make the other people on the road look down on them, and felt that the two of them had no righteousness.
The green-haired thug who was the first to be punched by Chen Yu gradually sobered up, after all, Chen Yu didn't use all his strength and just wanted to teach them a lesson, otherwise he would really need to be hospitalized, he took out his mobile phone and shouted to Chen Yu: "Stinky girl, don't go, I'll call my boss now and call someone over!" ”
The creature is a very nasty species, you can be disgusted if you can't die, you're very difficult, in addition to liking to take the initiative to cause trouble, you can't see the combat effectiveness of both sides of the enemy, and it's a classic villain in most novels, anime, TV and movies.
And the most common thing the gangsters say is that there is a kind of don't go, I have already called the boss to come, and the protagonists of the story usually wait for the boss of the gangsters to come, and then even kill the boss together, and now Chen Yu plans to do the same.
Chen Yu clasped his hands on his chest and looked at the green-haired gangster condescendingly, "Okay, I'll wait here for your boss to bring someone here, but you give me a vent before your boss comes!" ”
"Bang...... Boom...... Boom......! ”
"Ah...... Don't fight, don't fight my aunt! ”
In the alley, the screams of the seven thugs were incessant, frightening the surrounding passers-by.
About ten minutes later, a large number of complicated footsteps came from both ends of the alley, and the number of people listening to the sound should be no less than twenty, and the seven thugs who had blue noses and swollen faces immediately became elated.
"Boss, we're here!"
"Boss, help!"
The red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple seven gangsters seemed to lie on the ground, Chen Yu sat on the back of the yellow-haired gangster on the top with Erlang's legs crossed, looked left and right, and said loudly: "Who is your boss coming out!" ”
A dark-skinned man in his twenties walked to the front of the crowd of thugs, Chen Yu thought he was the boss of these thugs and was about to speak, but he didn't expect this big man to stand aside, and a young man under the age of 20 stood up, and this person was the young man who sold pirated CDs to Chen Yu yesterday.