Chapter 9: Zombies (1)
I woke up in a daze in the morning, brushed my teeth and washed my face like the walking dead, walked into the hall and found that Wenjie was already there, chatting with the cat master, and when I walked in, I listened to me, Wenjie said how to make the fish delicious, and the cat master was on the side, listening very seriously, did I make a mistake last night and ignored others, why is it so forget now.
I opened my mouth and said that you guys got up quite early, Wenjie said that ghosts don't need to sleep, and the cat said that I got up early today, and I chatted with the girl here when I was idle, well, Haonan, I think we should buy some ingredients and put them in the refrigerator, otherwise it will be more troublesome to order takeout every day.
As soon as I heard it, I said: Okay, let's buy it today, let's go, Master Cat, Wenjie, do you want to follow, Wenjie said: I'll go too, just see what there is to buy, let's go, after speaking, walk side by side with me, I only then noticed that Wenjie is also a beauty, it's good, the beauty looks at it every day, and if you look at a dinosaur every day, no matter how good the mood is, it's gone.
Get out of the house. I went to the nearest supermarket to buy food, and after walking for a while, I heard someone shouting robbery behind me, and I looked back and saw a man running towards me with a lady's satchel, needless to say, this guy must be the one who robbed. He made a fierce look at me as he ran, I sneered and flashed to the side, and he threw me a look that counts as you know, but when he just ran in front of me, I suddenly stretched out my legs and tripped him, and then I sat on top of him, and twisted his arms behind him, and then the buddy said to me fiercely: Boy, you have a big deal, you have a big deal, you immediately let me go and I will not blame the past, otherwise you will be ......... by then.
I sneered, and he immediately shouted: Brother, I'm wrong, don't twist it anymore and break it. It's really about to break.
At this time, the woman also ran to us and picked up the bag and said to me: Thank you so much, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to catch him today.
I said: You're welcome, you call the police first, wait for the police to deal with this matter, she did as she said, and after about 20 minutes, the police arrived, handcuffed the buddy and put him in the police car, and then said to us Let's go and record the confession, I was born in New China, grew up under the red flag of the new generation of promising young people, of course, listen to the words of the police uncle, put the cat down and said: You go back by yourself first, and then go with the police.
The recording of the confession is also fast.,It's good soon.,When I was about to leave, I suddenly smelled a smell.,This is the smell of corpses.,It's not an ordinary dead corpse but the smell of zombies.,But it's very light.,It shouldn't be a zombie.,Someone was bitten by a zombie.,The wound has rotted, but there is a residual smell of zombies.,That's why it's so light.,I smiled bitterly in my heart.,No, do you want me to live.。 Now that I've encountered zombies again, I'm destined to die of hard work.
I was thinking about a few policemen coming from the opposite side, one of them had a bandage wrapped around his arm, and the smell came from there, it seemed that he had been bitten, and it should not be long before he could be saved, otherwise there would be another zombie in the world, and when they passed me, I said to the injured policeman: If you don't treat your wound quickly, you will be in trouble..........
The policeman looked at me before he could speak, and a policeman next to him said: "What do you mean, comrade, we have just returned from the hospital, and his wounds have been taken care of, why do you say that his wounds have not been taken care of?"
I said: His wound is not a good thing if I expected it to be good, and if he is not healed quickly, he will become the kind of thing that bites him in a few days, which is not my alarmism.
The policeman said, "Who are you?"
I said, "I'm a Taoist priest," and I noticed that the injured policeman heard that I was a Taoist priest, and a gleam flashed in his eyes.
The policeman said again: After talking for a long time, it turned out to be a magic stick, okay, he deceived people into the police station, and he was not small. After saying that, he tried to torture me with handcuffs, but was stopped by the injured policeman, who asked, "Director, why are you stopping me?" …。
It turned out that he was the director, and then the director said "comrade, what evidence do you have to prove that what you said is true?"
I said: You untie the bandage first and I will see the deterioration of the wound, the director untied the bandage according to his words, and someone next to him tried to stop it but was stopped by the director.
I hurriedly said: Find a quiet place, don't scare people later, the director Yiyan took me to the office, and a few others also followed, and when the bandages were untied, the policemen were stunned, and I said: Impossible, it was not so strict in the hospital just now, why now. …。
The policeman couldn't go on, because there was a foul smell wafting from the bandage when the bandage was untied. I walked up to the director and tore off the belt from the wound and asked: Does it hurt, do you feel it?
The director said: Yes, now I don't feel my whole arm, I nodded and walked to the window, opened the window, a breeze blew in, and the stench dissipated a lot.
I turned around and said, "Of course I don't feel it." When I get there, even if I chop you up, you don't feel it.
At this time, another policeman said, "No, I was just bitten."
I said, "I said it's a zombie, believe it or not."
Others didn't speak, so they spoke first: I believe, how can I cure it? I asked if there was glutinous rice, and a policeman said: There should be some in the kitchen, and our rice this month is glutinous rice. I nodded and said, "Hurry up and get a few bowls, and by the way, bring a basin." The policeman looked at the chief, who nodded, and the policeman hurried out of the thing. It seems that the director has a lot of prestige in their hearts, and no one objected.
The director said: Is that really a zombie, I nodded heavily and said: Yes, it's a zombie, it's a big trouble now. As he spoke, the policeman came back panting and pouting. I took the glutinous rice and basin in his hand, and the good guy brought the rest of the glutinous rice, there were more than 20 catties. I grabbed a handful and said to the director: Bear with it, it will hurt. After saying that, I put the glutinous rice on his wound, and suddenly there was a burst of green smoke and a foul smell, and after a while, I took the glutinous rice, and the director was already sweating profusely, but he didn't even call it a man's ..........
Seeing that the glutinous rice has completely turned black, I threw these glutinous rice into the basin, and then picked up a handful of glutinous rice and applied it, the policemen have been stunned, so repeated more than a dozen times The glutinous rice finally does not change color, I said okay, no problem, fortunately, the time is not long, otherwise I can't help it, at this time, the director has turned pale and crumbling, and several other policemen hurriedly helped him to sit down.
He said, "Dao Chief, do you have a way to get rid of this zombie, I said it's difficult." Zombies are different from other demons and monsters, it is difficult to deal with, and at this time a policeman said: Can't you use a gun, now that technology is so advanced, there is always one that can deal with it.
I said, "Don't worry, I'll explain to you what a zombie is."
Zombies gather the resentment of heaven and earth, take the dead breath of heaven and earth, and are born of bad luck. Immortal, immortal, immortal, abandoned by the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man outside the six realms of sentient beings, wandering and displaced. The body is stiff, and in the world, it uses resentment as strength and blood as food.
Zombies are broadly divided into three categories:
One is the walking corpse, which is the unconscious body, the lowest zombie, which relies on its own instinct to act, which is what the saying goes.
There is also a kind of conscious zombies, they have the same wisdom as people, can judge their own behavior, are terrible zombies, such as the thousand-year-old zombies in Chinese legends, and foreign zombies, all belong to this kind of ..........
There is also the Drought Fish, the most powerful zombie, which only appears in mythological novels, and if this kind of zombie appears, it may be stronger than the power of the atomic bomb