Chapter 88: Competing for Favor and Love
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng was born in the cave, and he had heard the ghost words outside clearly, shook his head again and again, and sighed secretly: "These female ghosts are not simple, they are all full of tricks and scheming, and the scissors ghost Mei is much more cute." I'll listen to it again, I don't know more about female ghosts, sooner or later they will be sold, and I will help count the money, and thank them for helping to find a good father-in-law and mother-in-law. ”
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu was quiet, and said with a smile: "Sister Scissors Ghost, your truth, the more I look at it, the more cute I feel, Mao Changsheng's baby handsome guy, although I have taken the lead and passed wonderfully, I can also share it with you." As for the three old goods, crooked melons and cracked dates, don't be delusional. You let it aside, and after I beat those three old people to the point of, kowtowing again and again, and calling 'Grandma spare', I will take you to taste the taste of love!"
"Shameless slut, even if you really taste the sweetness, I'm going to beat that ghost out of the fetus. Kang Xiumei, the swelling ghost, was furious, and threw herself at the steamer ghost with open arms, determined to smash the steamer ghost on the stone wall to vent her jealousy.
Other female ghosts are talking nonsense, and it is not enough to be trained, but the steamer ghost said that he possessed a certain male ghost, and nine times out of ten it would be true, because the female ghost capital owned by the steamer ghost is really shocking.
At the same time, Ma Mengyao, a tongue-pulling ghost who has always been proud of his young beauty, and Sha Jishan, a hanged ghost, also made a move, and the three-zhang long tongue and the three-zhang Bai Lian both flew towards the steamer ghost like a snake out of a hole.
Any woman, any female ghost, is claimed to be "old goods" by anyone or any ghost, if you don't work hard, it means that you are really "old goods".
And these three female ghosts all have a young mentality, they don't feel that they are old at all, and they are called "old goods", and they also feel that it is a great shame.
Therefore, when it comes to action, it is like a wolf and a tiger, and there is no mercy.
Cao Jinzhu, the steamer ghost, had no fear of this, it was just nothing, and when the swelling ghost opened his arms and was about to hug his waist, he instantly took off his Luo skirt and threw it out.
Luo skirt flew into the air, one turned into two, and flew to the tongue puller and the hanged ghost respectively, wrapping the two heads tightly.
The hanged ghost's Bai Lian stomped on the ground softly, and the tongue of the tongue-pulling ghost was suddenly withdrawn, and he couldn't spit it out anymore, and the two female ghosts screamed, trying their best to grab the Luo skirt on their heads, but they couldn't pull it off, and their eyes couldn't see, like headless flies.
At the same time, the swelling ghost had already hugged the waist of the steamer ghost, and without exerting any strength, he screamed like a pig.
What she hugged was not the delicate waist of the steamer ghost, but a steaming big steamer, and she wanted to let go, but she was stuck by the steamer and couldn't let go at all.
The steamer ghost stood in the middle of the steamer, trying to hold back the pain, and with an evil smile on his face, he let the steamer spin rapidly, and let the fat body of the swollen ghost rotate with it.
The scissors ghost Mei Yixiang was taken aback, and was just about to use the "idea scissors" to deal with the steamer ghost, but the intestine pumping ghost had already fallen to the front, and said loudly: "I'll deal with the steamer ghost, you go to find Brother Mao." ”
The steamer ghost laughed and said, "Just let the horse come and try it, and in less than a second, I will give you a pair of fragrant cooked intestines." ”
It's no joke, hell steam, it's extraordinary.
The gut smoker hesitated, his intestines dancing in the air, but he didn't dare to pump at the steamer ghost.
"Let go of my friend. Scissor Ghost was shocked and sobered, spread his fingers in a scissor shape, and focused his mind on the steamer ghost.
"If you are disobedient, let you also learn my Suo Ming Luo skirt. The steamer ghost raised his hand, and a big red Luo skirt fluttered towards the two scissor ghosts.
The scissors ghost raised the "idea scissors" and clamped the Luo skirt, but it couldn't be split into two like cutting trees, and it was stalemate for a while, and the Luo skirt couldn't fall, and the idea scissors couldn't take the time to deal with the steamer ghost.
The poor ghost walked out slowly, looked at the uncomfortable appearance of the expanding ghost, and pouted his mouth to blow out the steam, but suddenly thought of the sin that the expanding ghost had suffered for him, and temporarily held back, and said loudly: "Cao Jinzhu, your Luo skirt seems to be a lot, but it can't be wasted - if you don't take it back, you will use it to bully my girlfriend, you will soon regret it!"
"You haven't gotten your denim yet, and you haven't gotten your precious weapon, so there's no threat to me. You seem to want to make a mess, so let you drill my skirt again!"
"I won't be a ghost in your skirt anymore!" the poor dead ghost made a move "evil ghost scattering sand", and the white nitrate in his left hand flew towards the bright red dress that flew at great speed.
Suddenly, the red dress came into contact with the white nitrate, and it ignited with a "whew", turning into a hundred and ten scorched pieces and falling in all directions.
This change is impossible to prevent.
The steamer ghost's face changed drastically, and he opened his mouth slightly in surprise.
"If you don't take it back, you're going to ruin your dress—throw it in your face, and you'll be a Scarface!" the poor ghost made another strange throwing pose.
"Slow, I'll listen to you!" the steamer ghost was shocked, his mouth softened, and he waved to the void, and the Luo skirt that confronted the Mind Scissors and the Luo Skirt that confronted the tongue puller and the hanged ghost suddenly flew back into his hand, and disappeared in a flash.
The poor ghost nodded and smiled at the stunned scissor ghost, and blew hard at the spinning steamer.
The steam is gone, the steamer is gone, and the steamer ghost is standing there with a smile on his face, and he has already put on the big red Luo skirt.
The swelling ghost stopped spinning and stopped, and the pair of proud jade hands and the fat face were all steamed, swarthy, jumping and howling in pain.
"You have today, retribution!" said the poor ghost gloatingly, blowing on the face and hands of the bloated ghost.
In an instant, the swelling ghost returned to its previous appearance, looked at his hand, it was as good as ever, and spit a little bit in the palm of his hand to shine on his face, and the fat was still there, so he breathed a sigh of relief and quickly moved away from the steamer ghost.
And the tongue-pulling ghost and the hanged ghost looked at each other, then laughed, and said in unison: "The male ghost likes to smell our skirts, but I can't imagine that the female ghost also smells the skirt herself - what a terrible skirt!"
The steamer smiled and said, "If you don't leave, do you want me to leave you for dinner?"
"Dinner is free!" said the poor man with a smile, "thank you for your hospitality, please come with us to save people—if you spare those people, I will save you from the steamer forever." ”
"With you as a great doctor, I don't need to go to save people. The steamer ghost was a little interested, "The pain of the steamer, I have had enough, if it is lifted, I will be very unaccustomed and lonely." ”
"I hope you won't hurt those workers in the future. The gut-pumping ghost stood up, clapped his hands, and smiled weirdly, "As long as you don't hurt people, I will make a lot of money in the future, and I can give you a share." ”
"How much is a serving?" asked the steamer ghost, looking nonchalant.
"At least ten million. The gut-pumping ghost said it without thinking.
The tongue-pulling, hanging, and bulging ghosts all opened their mouths wide.
"I can think about it slowly. The steamer yawned and said to the poor man holding Scissors Ghost's arm, "You tore my dress, and you have to buy one for me when you have time." ”
"Let's give you cash, you can buy it yourself!" Without waiting for the poor ghost to speak, the swelling ghost took out the million dark coins in his arms one by one, put them on the ground, and said without concealment, "Fortunately, there are these million in the way, otherwise my pride will be steamed." ”
When the swelling ghost hugged the steamer ghost, his chest was close to the steamer, because it contained a million dark coins, and with the compartment, he did suffer less.
The female ghosts understood this and laughed in unison.
The gut-pumping ghost floated up and floated towards the migrant workers' station.
The poor ghost flew away with the scissorghost hand, along with the tongue-pulling, hanging, and swelling ghosts.
After watching the ghosts fly away, the steamer ghost listened to the sound of rolling pine waves, and two lines of clear tears slipped into the dust.
"Do I need money?" the steamer smiled bitterly at the million coins and walked into the cave.
A gust of mountain wind blew and scattered the pile of dark coins in all directions.