Chapter 867 I want to be the first handsome in the Three Realms (one more, please support genuine subscription)

What kind of person was I in the primeval times?

In a small corner of the Western restaurant, Lu Ya asked such a question in the face of Lei Yaotian, which really gave Lei Yaotian a headache.

Well~ how to say it.

Lei Yaotian was silent for a while, he needed to organize the language.

Lu Ya raised her hand to hold her chin, and looked at him with big eyes blinking.

In fact, looking at it this way, Ya is indeed quite beautiful.

After raising his eyebrows and looking at Lu Ya, Lei Yaotian thought in his heart.

It's really unbelievable that the famous Lu Zhuan Daojun has become such a cute girl.

Moreover, there are still some problems with this girl's IQ.

"You talk, don't always stare at people, although I know I'm cute, but I'll be shy if you look at it like this."

Lei Yaotian was indeed a little embarrassed to look at it, Lu Ya moved her little ass and said.

Well, except for the bad IQ, the skin is still the same as thick.

The corners of Lei Yaotian's mouth twitched.

Ahem!

"Well, you were a thick-skinned guy when you were prime."

Lei Yaotian sorted out his thoughts and finally spoke.

Lu Ya heard Lei Yaotian speak, and then fell silent.

"You are talking nonsense, how can I be that person. I'm a beautiful girl, how can a beautiful girl be a thick-skinned person. ”

The first thing Lei Yaotian said was ruthlessly refuted by Lu Ya.

Lei Yaotian said: "But what I said is the truth, since you asked me about the situation at that time, I can only tell the truth, right, I can't deceive you, an ignorant girl." ”

Lei Yaotian lied, he didn't even blink his eyes.

Lu Ya looked at Lei Yaotian's facial expression, hoping to see something.

It's a pity that she is a little girl, and she can't find anything at all.

"Nonsense!"

In the end, Lu Ya could only say these two words, which could be regarded as her own resistance.

"I'm not talking nonsense at all, in fact, in the primeval era, you were a shameless immortal."

Lei Yaotian said categorically.

Then, he told Lu Ya the origin of himself and Lu Ya's primeval era, and the original one.

Since Lei Yaotian had obtained a complete Origin True Vein, it was not like Lu Ya who had obtained it as incomplete.

Therefore, in Lei Yaotian's soul memory, Lei Yaotian has a complete memory of the things about the primeval era.

Lu Ya listened quietly, as if she was listening to a mythical story.

Of course, for Lu Ya, this is just a mythical story.

It's just that I am also involved in this mythical story.

As Lei Yaotian spoke, Lu Ya's face began to change.

Especially when Lei Yaotian said that he was so unbearable, Lu Ya really couldn't help it.

Since Lei Yaotian was asked to tell himself what kind of person he was in the primeval era, how could Lei Yaotian tell the truth.

Of course, how unbearable it is, let's just say how unbearable.

It's hard to make her a great and upright, tall and complete. This is simply impossible, Lei Yao is not so brainless.

"In the primeval era, you were one of the ten princes of Heavenly Court. But your race has no gender, which means you're not an ordinary demon. ”

Since Lu Ya asked, of course Lei Yaotian would half-truths and half-truths and half-truths and say it together.

"At that time, I was originally a Qi practitioner in Mount Emei. I think that my handsomeness at the beginning was unsurpassed in the entire cultivation world. Many female immortals want me to cultivate with me and be a Taoist couple. ”

God is pitiful, Lei Yaotian is so shameless, he actually said that he was the most handsome guy in the Three Realms in the ancient times, it was too shameless.

You know, Lei Yaotian was a big fat man in the ancient times.

Even if he enters reincarnation and struggles in the red dust, he is still a big fat man.

If it weren't for the fact that he abandoned his body and possessed the body of chaos due to fate, he would not have been able to have his current appearance at all.

You said that you are a big fat man, and you insist on saying that you are the most handsome guy in the Three Realms, is this shameless.

However, Lu Ya's current origin true vein is not complete, so it can't be revealed that he is not.

So, Lei Yaotian said this, and Lu Ya listened to it.

Speaking of this, Lei Yaotian shook a glance and asked, "Do you know what a Taoist companion is?" ”

Lu Ya shook her head very cooperatively.

Lei Yaotian showed a very bullish look, and Niu looked at Lu Ya coaxing and said: "Taoist couples are many fairies, and they want to do the things that my wife and I do every day, do you understand." ”

Lu Ya still shook her head, indicating that she didn't understand.

"At that time, you were also one of my suitors." , Lei Yaotian decided to break out a big news to shock Lu Ya.

At the same time, in the depths of Lei Yaotian's soul, a voice kept ringing.

her! Make her belly bigger! Avenge! Make her the laughing stock of the Three Realms! Avenge!

Lei Yaotian smiled gloomily, revenge starts from flickering.

"I'm after you too!"

This time, Lu Ya was really shocked.

Lei Yaotian nodded solemnly, and at the same time looked solemn.

"Yes, you pursue me too. He even waged a terrible war in pursuit of me. ”

Lei Yaotian was about to die of laughter in his heart, but he had to pretend to have a very serious expression on his face.

Lu Ya's eyes widened, her long eyelashes opened and closed, and she looked at Lei Yaotian with incredulity.

"I seem to be a little impressed."

Lu Ya muttered quietly.

Yes, after Lei Yaotian said this, Lu Ya seemed to really recall some battle scenes from her broken origin.

It's just that these battle scenes are not very complete, so most of them can only use these things that Lei Yaotian said as a reference for her.

"It's right to have an impression, because these are the facts that say mine."

Lei Yaotian leaned forward slightly, looked at Lu Ya very seriously and said.

Suddenly, Lu Ya suddenly thought of a question.

"No, since you said I was after you, why should I kill you?"

Lu Ya suddenly thought of such a question, this is simply a big loophole for Lei Yaotian to fool around.

If it is really according to Lei Yaotian's statement, he 'pursued' the most handsome guy in the Three Realms in the primeval era, then why did he kill him in the war.

This is very unreasonable, and if there is no perfect explanation, then it is likely that Lei Yaotian is messing around.

Belch!

Lei Yaotian was asked by Lu Ya like this, and he was stunned first.

But fortunately, Lei Yaotian reacted quickly enough, and his brain quickly turned and he quickly found a reasonable explanation.

"You killed me in the primeval era because you couldn't get me." , Lei Yaotian's tone was very embarrassed, and his expression was very emotional. At this moment, he really fooled Lu Ya.

"Why is that?" , Lu Ya asked.

Girls, they like to listen to gossip.

What's more, this gossip is still about yourself.

At the same time, think about it, this gossip is full of death, war, polyamorous, various elements, etc., and it is not difficult to attract Lu Ya.

Seeing Lu Ya's curious look, Lei Yaotian's belly was about to burst.

Hahahaha!

Lei Yaotian smiled secretly in his heart, and at the same time thought to himself: Lu pressure, Lu pressure, let you be too treacherous and ghostly, now you are different and have become brainless, it seems that the way of heaven is really fair.

Of course, Lei Yaotian's thoughts did not show on his face.

It was impossible for him to let Lu Ya see any flaws.

"The reason is simple, I said at the beginning, you people have no gender."

Lei Yaotian squinted at Lu Ya and said.

"No gender?" , Lu Ya opened her mouth wide in shock.

Lei Yaotian nodded: "Yes, there is no gender." Because in ancient times, your father was incarnated by the Red Sun, which according to modern knowledge and culture, is the transformation of the sun. So, how can there be gender. ”

After hearing Lei Yaotian's words, Lu Ya clicked her mouth in a daze.

"yes, how can the sun have a gender."

At this moment, Lu Ya was completely fooled by Lei Yaotian.

Seeing Lu Ya, who was demented, Lei Yaotian was relieved.

Ha ha! As long as you believe what I say, it's easy for me to move on to the next step.

In Lei Yaotian's heart, he already had a plan for how to get along with Lu Ya.

However, he can't rush it now, he has to take it one step at a time.

He decided to make Lu Ya the laughing stock of the Three Realms.

Wang Hu and Shen Gongbao's tricks are not unreasonable, this Lei Yaotian has thought about for a long time.

Think about it, if Wang Hu and Shen Gongbao's bad moves can be successful. In the future, even if Lu Ya gets the complete origin, she will become an enemy with herself again.

However, she was carrying a doll behind her and several dolls behind her.

This kind of combat effectiveness will be greatly reduced no matter what.

At the same time, if those dolls are all planted by themselves......

Hey!

Wang Hu's face showed a sinister smile, he thought that kind of scene must be very good-looking.

"It's because you don't have a gender that how can I have feelings for you. So I rejected you many times, and you provoked a war with a grudge. ”

Lei Yaotian continued to start his own flickering.

"In the end, you turned into hatred because of love, thinking that you wouldn't get me yourself anyway, so let all the women of the Three Realms not get it."

Lei Yaotian said this, pausing his words.

But even so, Lu Ya could hear it clearly.

"So....... I'll kill you, right?"

Lu Ya lowered her head, even if she was a child who had done something wrong. Although she was originally a child, she was not that old at all.

Lei Yaotian nodded, "Yes, that's it." ”

"It's really unbelievable that things in ancient times were like this."

Lu Ya sighed in a sighing tone, and at the same time looked at Lei Yaotian with sparkling eyes.

Lei Yaotian was a little hairy by her gaze.

"What are you going to do?"

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