Chapter 35: IQ and EQ

The modern city lights are bright at night, and most of the residents in the love apartment are young people, and the bar downstairs is booming every night. Drinking and chatting is indeed a very good way to relax, every nightfall, if Hu Yifei and the others are not in the apartment, then they must be clubbing.

Many times Zhang Yao thinks that he can write an advertising slogan for this bar: I like LonelyCornerBar (the name of Love Apartment Bar), usually I stay in LonelyCornerbar when I am not at home, if I am not at home and not in LonelyCornerbar, it must be on the way to LonelyCornerbar.

The bar is in the neighborhood, so the environment is much better, at least there won't be any thugs or anything like that. However, not everyone who clubs is relaxed because of work fatigue, for example, there are people like Lu Ziqiao, the bar is a good place for leisure, and it is also a good place for sisters.

"Ten slaps to the dragon." Zhang Yao had just stepped into the bar when he heard such a shout, followed by a "pop" and a scream, he successfully found Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "This seems to be Meijia's unique stunt, what's the situation?" ”

"Whoa." Hu Yifei Nunu mouthed, and saw Lu Ziqiao touching his cheek and getting up, Zeng Xiaoxian followed and said: "This is too cruel, it seems that this time Ziqiao offended Meijia a lot, and I think the two of them are over." ”

"I've already apologized to him and bought a gift, but I'm not satisfied, what do you want?" Lu Ziqiao rubbed his cheeks and walked over and sat down, still holding a doll in his hand, red, painted with Peking Opera masks, but very Chinese-style.

Zhang Yao couldn't help but ask, "You just use this to apologize to Meijia?" ”

"What's the problem? This is no ordinary doll. Lu Ziqiao immediately made a show of the gift he bought, and said while opening it: "Look, open the doll outside, and the doll inside, open the doll outside, and ......."

"Stop, you don't have to repeat, we can understand it. The question is, what's the use of it, you rely on such a gift to be invincible in pickled girls? Zhang Yao was very skeptical that Lu Ziqiao was suddenly stupid, this obviously would not be a gift that women would like.

Of course, Lu Ziqiao apologized to Chen Meijia, not because Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to save his love as they thought, but because he was afraid that Chen Meijia would not be willing to act with him anymore, and he would have to pay an extra rent. Zhang Yao is very clear about this, and he also knows that Chen Meijia finally gave up the treatment of halving the rent and free water and electricity.

Lu Ziqiao put the doll up again and said: "I don't usually give gifts to girls, I will tell them that there is no gift in the world that is as good as a sincere heart, and I am willing to give my heart to them, rather than letting vulgar things defile our feelings." ”

"Okay, you're really a love saint, and you're still a love saint who can save money." Zhang Yao has to admire, in fact, as early as when he watched the TV series, the role he envied the most was Lu Ziqiao, who did not stick to the leaves in the thousands of flowers, and those who came did not refuse to eat big and small, which man did not envy such a role?

"In fact, if a girl cares about you, she will be happy no matter what kind of gift she gives, and if she doesn't like you, she won't like it either." Hu Yifei said: "So Ziqiao, if you really want to apologize, don't think about what gift to buy, and talk to Meijia is the most important thing." ”

"Do you think he's still willing to talk to me like that?" Lu Ziqiao scratched his head to express helplessness, then stood up again and said, "Forget it, I'll still talk to Meijia, it's a big deal to slap her again." ”

"That's right. Wait, your doll ......" Lu Ziqiao didn't hear this sentence at all, and his apology gift was thrown on the table, Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei were very satisfied with his performance, and felt that he still cared about Chen Meijia, Zhang Yao wanted to say that they were thinking too much, and at this time, Lu Zhanbo came in dejectedly.

"Zhanbo, what are you doing?" Seeing his younger brother so depressed, Hu Yifei couldn't help but ask.

Zeng Xiaoxian's brain-opening guess: "Could it be that I met ...... on the way here?" Female pervert, right? ”

"It's good if I meet a female pervert, I guess even a female pervert can't look down on me." Lu Zhanbo sat on the sofa with two tickets in his hand, and then said: "Let me honestly ask you a question, am I really not attractive at all?" ”

Zhang Yao and the three of them looked at each other, this question was a little difficult to answer, Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "What do you think?" ”

In fact, Lu Zhanbo is not bad, and he is also a world-class university graduate, and his income is not cheap, but his emotional intelligence is too low. If Lu Ziqiao was so tall that he was standing with a lightning rod on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of the Thirty-Three Heavens, then Lu Zhanbo was digging a sewer in the small coal kiln under the eighteenth layer of hell.

"I certainly don't think I'm unattractive at all, it's all the fault of those stupid earthlings, and unattractive people would do this." Saying that, Lu Zhanbo swam on the ground and backstroked, this scene Zhang Yao looked like déjà vu, while Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were already stunned and speechless.

"Zhanbo, what the hell are you like this?" Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were already shocked and couldn't speak, so they could only ask Zhang Yaolai this question. Lu Zhanbo said: "I wanted to invite Wanyu to watch a movie, but she refused. ”

Zhang Yao took the ticket in his hand and looked at it, and asked: "Russian science and education film screening, are you sure this is a movie?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian was also extremely speechless about this, so anxious that he almost jumped up, and said: "It's enough nonsense for Lu Ziqiao to buy a broken doll as a gift, you actually asked a girl to watch a science and education film, why is there so much weirdness in this world?" Why don't you choose a couple seat, and then choose a romance movie that moves her to the fullest, or choose a horror movie that makes her drill into your arms when she is scared? ”

"I don't like horror movies, and I don't like love, so what's the point? And the tickets for this science and education film were bought with great difficulty. Lu Zhanbo looked hopeless.

Looking at Zhang Yao, Hu Yifei patted Lu Zhanbo on the shoulder and said, "Mourn, brother, just now I said that what girls care about is not what kind of gift, the main thing is to see if she likes you or not." If she is interested in you, she is willing to accompany you to see it even if it is an advertisement. ”

Lu Zhanbo was hit at a glance, Zhang Yao felt that it was better to change the topic, and just as there was something to announce, he said: "In such an atmosphere, I don't know whether to say or not to say good news." ”

"Less nonsense, talk faster." Hu Yifei was in a hurry, so Zhang Yao was allowed to sell it, and Zhang Yao said: "The good news is that I am going to publish a book, and I have signed a contract with the publishing house today, and soon major bookstores across the country will sell it, and I must buy three copies when the time comes." ”

"You can still write books?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt that Zhang Yao was too rebellious, so Hu Yifei glanced at him and said with disdain: "Are you a pig?" Needless to say, the publication must be a ghost blowing the lamp. Congratulations, and then...... Don't hurry up and pay the manuscript fee. ”

Hu Yifei stretched out his hand directly, and Lin Wanyu also clapped his hands, and smiled happily for him: "Zhang Yao, you're going to publish a book, congratulations." ”

"I actually know the writer, alas. Zhang Yao, you have a treat. Chen Meijia, who quarreled with Lu Ziqiao, seemed to be in a good mood, while Lu Ziqiao was still following her ass with a depressed face, and there was another slap mark on her face. Now it's okay, the two sides are symmetrical.

"I smell the smell of a big meal." Guan Gu Magic also came, a group of people first surrounded Zhang Yao to congratulate, and then asked for a treat, the chatter was very noisy, Hu Yifei slapped the table and shouted: "What is the noise, Zhang Yao has the final say on whether to invite a guest or not." ”