Chapter 028: Fucking Proof
Bao Yuan nodded, but shook his head again, and said thoughtfully: "Xiaoqing, I don't know if anyone is chasing them, both of them say so, I can't judge whether it's true or not." However, after thinking about it carefully, I suddenly felt that it was fake...... "Yes, according to the skills of the two of them, in addition to the skills of Huizi and the idiot old man today, ordinary people really can't bear them."
Du Muqing looked at Bao Yuan affectionately: "It's not like, Bao, I feel it's true." ”
Bao Yuan was very strange: "Xiaoqing, why are you so sure?" ”
Du Muqing muttered to herself: "Bao, I can't say it, but my intuition tells me that I can't be wrong." ”
Except for Du Baichuan.
Haunted houses, Zhang Dacang, eight young people from the martial arts school blocking the road and robbing them, the idiot old man, the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace, etc., Bao Yuan explained it in detail.
At present, the fourth cycle created for the Emperor of Heaven, Du Muqing feels a little unbelievable, oh my God, the humanitarian cycle has been destroyed three times...... Listen to Bao Yuan again, and the previous three cycles of Bao Xiaotai, the Yellow Emperor, and the ancestor, the fool sold 80 billion in the haunted house...... Du Muqing couldn't help but say, next time, shouldn't you auction me and your three iron buddies...... Bao Yuan responded jokingly, Xiaoqing, you are my woman, and no one can sell you, heh, as for them, people say that they are not worth a penny. Du Muqing chuckled, saying that it was not necessarily...... Hearing that Zhang Liutong died at the hands of theological elites from all over the world, Du Muqing looked sorry, alas, Zhang Sanye fought against the foreign theological elites before his death, and he was a man who stood up to the sky.
The more you talk, the hotter your head gets.
Bao Yuan held Du Muqing's hand tightly and said sincerely: "Xiaoqing, Lao Tzu has thought about it." Lao Tzu doesn't care about anything, Lao Tzu wants to register his marriage with you immediately. Let's go, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register now. You are the woman I was destined to be, this is a fact that cannot be changed! ”
Du Muqing was a little excited: "Bao, are you telling the truth?" ”
Bao Yuan smiled: "Little fool, of course it's true." ”
Du Muqing was obviously very happy, and the unpleasant things were swept away, she asked, "Bao, did you inform Uncle Bao to choose a good day?" We are both Chinese, and the wedding ceremony is still Chinese way......"
Bao Yuan said that everything is simple, and first go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register. Xiaoqing, you believe me, Lao Tzu will definitely give you a wedding of the century in the future.
This sentence felt so great in Du Muqing's ears, and she hugged Bao Yuan tightly: "Bao, of course I believe you, since the first time I saw you, I told myself that this is the man entrusted by Du Muqing in this life and this life, and my heart will always belong to you." I know that what you said reassures me, I am very happy and touched, I am not afraid that you are poor. Second, I'm not afraid that you're ugly, I just want you to never leave me......"
Bao Yuanyi was excited and kissed wildly for ten minutes.
Come at the Civil Affairs Bureau.
When Bao Yuan and Du Muqing took their ID cards to apply for the "Marriage Certificate". The head of the marriage registry gave an understated glance and said that the two of you were over the age. Yes, you have to go back to work. or the sub-district office, issue a single certificate, otherwise it will not be granted......
Bao Yuanden was a little annoyed.
Phew, what bullshit single proof, whether Lao Tzu is married or not, you can find out if you check it on the computer.
It seems that the person in charge of marriage registration has seen a lot of goods like Bao Yuan, and he said expressionlessly: "I'm sorry, this is a regulation, your age exceeds the marriage standard, and this procedure must be completed, otherwise, I have no way to handle it for you......"
Bao Yuan also wanted to slap the table and refuse to fight.
The marriage registration administrator didn't talk about it, and just buried his head in front of the computer and played poker.
Bao Yuan held back his stomach for a nameless karmic fire.
There is a small restaurant next to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Bao Yuan strode in, took out a red board quack, and politely said to the restaurant owner: "Boss, business is prosperous, I wish you a lot of money every day...... Alas, I just went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for a "Marriage Certificate", and the turtle grandson bastard in it made it difficult for Lao Tzu, damn, I have to let Lao Tzu go back to his hometown to get a bullshit single certificate, damn, boss, what do you say this is not a cheat? Boss, that's the case, I want to treat your hotel as my work unit, and open a single certificate with you, do you think it's okay? ”
The boss smiled: "Brother, it's easy to say, it's easy to say." ”
Bao Yuan hurriedly stuffed the money into the boss's hand.
The boss insisted on not asking for money: "Brother, marriage is a big deal, we don't mention money or not, just when I touch your joy, in this way, if you write it well, I will stamp it for you...... Alas, brother, my small shop guards the Civil Affairs Bureau, and you are not the only one who comes to me to open a certificate...... Damn, isn't this fucking, if you are married, you can check it on the microcomputer, let people go back and open a certificate, grandma is a bear, what is this not a cheating father? ”
Bao Yuan said: "Not really. ”
The boss's head was hot, and he said on a whim: "Brother, so, you listen to me, you fuck up this certificate, you just write on it: I have my unit who is so-and-so, because of long-term work here, the salary is small, the treatment is not good, and the personal problem has been dragged on until the thirties have not been solved, in the end, I gritted my teeth and signed a deed of sale, which reluctantly married my daughter-in-law, I am afraid that my wife will run away with others, so I apply for a marriage certificate in time for legal protection, and I hope that your unit will assist, thank you, the payment is the Emperor Kangxi!" ”
Bao Yuanle couldn't close his mouth, stretched out his thumb and praised: "Boss, okay, this proves that you have to open it like this!" ”
The boss sighed and said: "Brother, from ancient times to the present, as long as it is a yamen, there will always be turtles and grandsons who deliberately make things difficult for people, and anyone with a discerning eye knows that this kind of bullshit proof is dispensable, and he obviously doesn't need it, but he has to go home and issue a certificate...... Brother, thanks to your cleverness, you came to me, and I don't know how many people have traveled thousands of miles to prove this bullshit, how many times they have traveled back and forth......"
Bao Yuan said affectionately: "Thank you, boss." ”
took this fucking certificate in, the person in charge of the marriage registry only snorted, yo ho, fast enough, fill out the form to take a photo, and throw it on the table without looking at it, and threw it to Bao Yuan two sheets, and said that he had filled it out carefully.
The marriage certificate was obtained.
The person in charge of marriage registration inadvertently noticed the words "Emperor Kangxi", and he asked with a black face: "Boy, are you playing with me?" ”
Bao Yuanle said: "You played with Lao Tzu first." ”
The person in charge of marriage registration said loudly: "Boy, this certificate you opened, let's not talk about how fucked up the content is, I wondered, I know this small restaurant, it is obviously opened at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, at best it is a small restaurant that sells noodles, damn, can it raise a hundred employees?" Why have you been working here for a long time, and why are you playing with marriage? ”
Bao Yuanle said: "Do you know in your heart if you are playing, I'm sorry, Lao Tzu won't accompany you to consume." ”
The marriage registrar was a little helpless and threw the certificate into the paper basket. (To be continued.) )