Chapter 0033: Jiang is still old and spicy
"Now that the boulders have burned like this, shouldn't we pour urine on them? I'm a little out of breath now," the sea fat man asked me, apparently not wanting to stay in this place for a moment.
I nodded, I hadn't paid attention to it, I heard the fat man say this, and found that the breathing was indeed a little unsmooth, obviously the air in the hall has been burned more and more thin, and if you don't want to go out, everyone may be suffocated here.
Thinking of this, I shook my head at Jia Lin'er and motioned for her to avoid it. However, she was suddenly puzzled when she saw me do this, and turned her head to look at the direction behind her in confusion, there was nothing else except the wall, and couldn't help but say, "What are you asking me to see?" ”
I saw that Jia Lin'er didn't understand what I meant, and I also had a headache, and I didn't know how to open my mouth for a while, and said in my heart that we men pee on you, a girl, who can pee out here.
I was embarrassed to speak, it didn't mean that the fat man was thin-skinned, he grinned and said, "Comrade Ichimori didn't let you see anything?" He just wanted to say we're going to pee, are you together? Or do you want to avoid it? ”
As soon as the fat man finished speaking, Jia Lin's whole face turned red, and after scolding the fat man angrily, he consciously turned around and walked to the front wall of the stone wall behind him.
At this time, I didn't care about Uncle Ge's fight, I and the fat man of the sea came to the burned boulder with our pants, because we were too close, suddenly a hot wave rushed to the face, the temperature was like a small stove, and I smelled the smell of burnt hairs on my body.
Forcibly enduring the scorching fire on his body, the two of us and Hai Fat Man quickly opened the valve that had been brewing for a long time, and two torrents shot into the fiery red boulder in front of them, and suddenly a piercing "Boom" sound sounded, and a burst of white smoke came out, obviously the internal molecular structure of the big stone that was burned red by the fire was rapidly shrinking, causing damage.
Peeing and peeing, nearly a quarter of the area on the big stone in front of me was poured by me, and I couldn't help but look at the fat man on the side, at this time he was like a flood unloading the floodgate, and the strength was very great, I couldn't help but secretly admire how long it took to hold back to have such great power.
"Above, sea fat man," I screamed softly, which means that you don't keep pouring a place, he saw that I was weak, and couldn't help but smile, and immediately turned the head of the gun and poured it up, and at the same time made a "shhh
After a while, it wasn't until there was no more urine in the allantois of me and Hai Fat Man that we each pulled our pants and retreated, looking at the half-purple-black and half-blood-red boulder in front of them, knowing that the next task would depend on Huzi and the rather old Uncle Ge.
"Let's go, let's go change Uncle Ge and Huzi," I said while tying my trouser belt, just wanted to leave but was inexplicably pulled, the fat man hesitated for a while, and muttered in a low voice: "To... Otherwise, I won't go, you can replace the tiger first..."
As soon as I saw the embarrassed appearance of the sea fat man, I guessed what he was thinking, and I couldn't blame him, after all, the fake sea fat man I was facing later was his copy shadow, and it was inevitable that I would not be able to do it, "Okay, remember to remind the tiger to pour it later," I ordered again and went straight to the direction of the tiger and the two.
As soon as I arrived, I saw Huzi kicked out by the fake sea fat man, but fortunately I caught him in time, otherwise he would have fallen and eaten.
"Yishou, it's great that you're here, that fake sea fat man is too difficult to deal with..."As soon as Huzi saw that I was coming, he immediately complained about his bitterness, and stretched out his bruised arms and thighs to show me as he spoke.
I saw that he was endless, so I hurriedly interrupted him, "Okay, okay, I'll leave it to me next, you go to the sea fat man and pee for pee." ”
Huzi heard that it was like an amnesty in the world, and he nodded vigorously and ran towards the fat man in front of the stone gate, the speed didn't look like a bruise on his leg, I opened my mouth and finally didn't speak, and looked straight at the two people who were fighting.
At this time, Uncle Ge was surrounded by a yellow cloth with a gossip diagram around his waist, which was shining with golden light exuding Taoist spirit, and two small bronze mirrors of yin and yang were pasted on his fists.
My arrival also immediately attracted his attention, and after he punched off the fake sea fat man, he pulled out and said to me, "What happened to the stone gate?" Do you want me to come and have a soak? ”
"The rocks are larger, so it's best if you go," I nodded noncommittally, twisting my neck to help, trying to get rid of the fake sea fat man as soon as possible. But I just wanted to find a gap to join in, but I was interrupted by Uncle Ge's voice, "You just stand there and don't come over..."
I was stunned for a moment, and when I saw that he didn't let me go over to help, I simply didn't move, and said in my heart that you have been fighting for a long time and haven't subdued that fake sea fat man, can you do it?
But as soon as I thought about it, I saw the corners of Uncle Ge's mouth not far away move slightly, because he learned a little spoken language with his grandfather, looking at his mouth shape, it is not difficult for me to guess the meaning of what he said, that is, there is no time to play with you anymore, I can't help but feel embarrassed, feeling that he has been playing with that fake sea fat man.
At this moment, his whole body began to exert his strength, and suddenly a sweeping leg knocked the struggling fake sea fat man to the ground, and then a volley flip kneels down slammed into his chest, and the painful fake sea fat man opened his mouth wide.
At that moment, the small bronze mirror of yin and yang in Uncle Ge's hand was stuffed straight in, and at that moment, I was stunned to see that the whole mouth of the fake sea fat man began to swell, and it became bigger and bigger until the whole head burst open, and then I couldn't stop moving.
I swallowed and spit, I couldn't imagine that Uncle Ge was still hiding so deeply, if it really was said that I and the fat man of Hai were not his opponents alone, it was hard to imagine that once the big stone was broken, this old guy would turn his face again and strangle us here.
"That's it," Uncle Ge clapped his hands and walked down from the headless fake sea fat man's corpse, he looked at me as if he was in a daze and said, "Yishou, what are you still doing here in a daze, let's go, go see how Shimen is doing." ”
I sighed lightly, and said secretly that Jiang was still old and spicy, and hurriedly followed, and soon came to the blocked stone gate, as soon as I came here, a very strong smell of urine made me frown slightly, and Jia Lin'er on the side had already covered their noses and retreated far away.
Not to mention the strong smell of urine, the boulder at this time has already been poured with urine, and the whole looks like it doesn't have the heaviness it had before, as if a random person can easily break it with a punch.
Originally, Uncle Ge was about to untie his belt, but I reached out to stop him and said, "Uncle Ge, I think it should be about the same, why don't you try it first?" ”
Before Uncle Ge could nod, the fat man from not far away surrounded him when they heard this, and at this time they couldn't care about the unpleasant smell of urine, Huzi said angrily: "Why don't you hurry up, I'm almost out of breath." ”
It is not an exaggeration for me to see Huzi gasping for breath, several of us are also short of breath, I know that I can't delay any longer, so I hurriedly told him and Hai Fat Man to go to the back of the special place where the porcelain is placed to get a big vase, saying that it is to be used.
Not long, the two of them panted and came to the stone gate with a plumson vase the size of a child, and the fat man looked at me and asked, "The vase has been obtained, what are you going to do next?" ”
I pointed directly to the big stone in front of me, and motioned for the two of them to smash it with a vase, Huzi didn't think about bending down to support the vase on the ground, because the previous fighting physical strength was already consumed and the air inside was already thin, Huzi couldn't hold it up all of a sudden, and hurriedly shouted at the fat man: "Don't come over and help." ”
Although the fat man was unwilling, he was extremely reluctant to help Huzi hold the vase and smash the boulder under the signal of my eyes many times.
"Hey, hey, hey," the two of them held the vase and hit the boulder in front of them a few times, and finally heard a bang, the boulder did not bloom, but the vase broke first, and the fat man suddenly sat down on the ground and said that he would kill him, and Huzi would move the vase again.
The boulder did not break is also beyond my expectations, Huzi begged Uncle Ge to continue to use urine to stop me, time has passed for a long time, at this time if you use urine to water it is already useless.
I began to sweat on my head, and at this time, the fat men of the sea already regarded me as the murderer who indirectly killed them, and glared at me angrily one by one.