"Look! The fat man pounced on the man! Passerby A never left, and began to sell melon seeds in the front row.

"Ahhh Passerby B shouted blindly, and it was not a big deal to see the excitement.

"Pounce! Hey, it's almost, what a pity! The passerby sighed and slapped his thigh hard, like a crazy fan with the ball in the hole.

You wait for me, wait for me to free my hands, and see that I don't kill you dead dragons who don't even have names!

"Bang-." The little fat man only felt that the whole person had been hit hard, and then flew out upside down.

I was already holding the brick in my arms with my right hand, but I didn't expect someone to shoot faster than me!

The legendary tiger poison does not eat children is wrong! However, it is also possible that Captain Banana is beginning to wonder if this son is his own

After he kicked the little fat man away, he sat on the ground dejectedly, and his decadent expression seemed to have aged ten years all of a sudden.

"Sure enough, the other world is also the world of the old king next door. Cracking down on Lao Wang is everyone's responsibility! I sighed and began to feel sorry for Captain Barana.

Look at the sturdy figure of the captain of Barana, he can kick a fat man with one kick, and the force value is quite high, and then look at the fat on the little fat man, could it be that for so many years, he has not suspected the problem of bloodline?

The little fat man lay on the ground, like a balloon that had been punctured, paralyzed on the ground like a puddle of mud, and he couldn't get up, his eyes were full of tears, and he said while crying: "Woo woo, I remember your clothes, exactly the same as the one you wore at the masquerade, you came with her, you must know where she is"

The voice of the little fat man is really pitiful to me, and it is tear-jerking. But I seem to remember something!

Wait a minute? Fake masquerade?

Looking at the crying desperate, heartbroken little fat man, I smiled.

Isn't this the hardcore little fat guy at the masquerade? It's the one who asks the second child to dance!

I glanced at Captain Barana sympathetically, how many sins did this guy do in his previous life, and he is the kind of person who does all kinds of evil, right? Otherwise, how could such a deformed child be born?

There must have been a lot of people who scolded him for "giving birth to a son without asshole", and then he was not convinced when he gave birth to a son, and he had to give birth to a man with an asshole, and he accidentally used too much force, and he gave birth to more at once, and he had three assholes, and two long faces, which was really blind

"Can you really take me to her?" The fat on the little fat man's body kept shaking, and his eyes were dazzled when he looked at me.

"Well, he's in the palace, Captain Barana, you take me to the palace now, and I'll take your son to him." I said to Banana.

We're talking about a him/she, but obviously, it's not the same him or she. Life is full of mysterious, yet unspeakable secrets.

I'm really worried that this little fat man with a big outbreak of lovesickness will catch me alive and go to find, and then I will be in trouble if I waste my time. Anyway, the second child is lying in that rag bag, take me to the palace first, and then I will find a corner to conjure the second child out, isn't this more efficient?

Along the way, the little fat man is not to mention how positive, he is like a bowling ball, rolling wherever he hits, and he is all down.

The weight advantage was reflected at this time, and I directly used my own flesh and blood to open up a broad road for me! I looked at the time, there were more than three hours left, and I was already at the gate of the palace!

The number of persecuted people along the way is thousands, and it is estimated that it will not be long before the little fat man will become famous in the royal city, known as the "human bulldozer"

"Your Excellency Fang Lin, do you need me to help you report it?" After Banana figured out the situation, he was still relatively positive, after all, it was related to his son's lifelong happiness.

I hurriedly waved my hand and said no, and then took out the flying hen

"Ahh Brother Fang Lin! How do you do it! A stick actually glided in with me! The little fat man exclaimed.

I hurriedly covered his mouth, what should I do if I attracted the guards for such a fuss?

I don't dare to let Banana, the guy who did evil in his previous life, come in, if I let him know that my son's favorite daughter-in-law is the second child who he will say "you can't keep a low profile anymore" every time he sees him, I can imagine how bright his expression will be.

"You stand here and don't move!" I said to the little fat man, "I'll go to him for ventilation first, and then you can come over after you talk to him, you know, I can take the opportunity to help you say a few more good words." ”

I feel like I'm really good or bad, but I believe everything I say in that serious way

"Good! Good! Thank you so much, Brother Fang Lin! "Don't mention how excited the little fat man is, he regards me as a benefactor.

I found a corner, found the magic mirror, and asked softly, "The magic mirror magic mirror, tell me, where can I get the mask?" ”

"Brother Fang Lin, is she willing to see me?" The fat face of the little fat man turned red with excitement.

I pretended to sigh and said, "I'll be honest with you, I'm actually a magician!" ”

Good familiar words

"I have cast a secret spell on him to help you. He's in a coma now, but all you have to do is kiss him on the lips and he'll be madly in love with you when he wakes up! The corners of my mouth twitched, my facial expression was distorted, my conscience really hurt, and when I said this, I didn't understand what my psychology was

"Really? Thank you so much! "The little fat man is obviously not a good person, and now his face is full of excitement, looking at this, it seems that he didn't expect to make an appointment so soon.

"In order to maintain a sense of mystery, I put a quilt on him and put on a mask, and when he wakes up, he will no longer lift the quilt and take off the mask, I believe that he will bring you a big surprise that has never been seen before in your life!" I winked at the fat man.

The little fat man nodded, and said with a look that you know, I know, everyone understands: "Brother Fang Lin, you really know how to play!" ”

Me: "#@%&......! ”

"It's this room, you go in. This is one of the most remote places in the palace, and no matter how much trouble you make, no one will find out. I smiled mysteriously.

The little fat man's fat body was shocked, and he rubbed his hands, feeling that his throat was about to smoke, and he was probably in a hurry, and no one would hear how much movement he heard, and it was in a remote place like the palace, and it was really a bit of a wild feeling

"Brother Fang Lin, you're really good at playing!"

The corners of my mouth twitched wildly, and I quickly found an excuse to run!

In the distance, watching the little fat man walk into the dark room with a face-to-face, I can imagine that this is destined to be a night.

"Wake up! Dick! "I whispered and screamed!

Brother, I'm about to leave this world, before parting, I will give you such a big gift as an old bachelor, and it will not be in vain for our brother!

That's what I'm good at, and I never treat my brother badly!

The old bachelor found the other half, the infatuated chubby found his beloved, and Barana, who was in urgent need of talents, became a family with the second child from now on, and they all had a happy ending! It doesn't seem like there's a problem anywhere!

"Brother Xiaolin! Attaboy! "I really envy the second child, to have a good friend like me, he must have accumulated a lot of virtue in his last life.

The red scarf on the chest is getting brighter and brighter!

[Hello everyone, I'm Wu Yanzu, today I'm helping 'Apple Little Kubi, who is as handsome as me', upload chapters, and he is now silently struggling to code words, because in order to thank you for your support, Apple decided to change three times tomorrow. I think it's important for you to vote for him. 】

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