Chapter 208: Snow Mountain Talks
As soon as they saw that the Emperor of the Ten Thousand Lei General Division was calling them there, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue Rao were overjoyed, but they also had to restrain their smiles and slip over.
When they arrived at the isolated island where the Wan Lei General Division was located, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue were surprised to find that the isolated island where the Wan Lei General Division lived looked like a projectile in the ocean, and only recently did they find that it was the back of a giant dragon covered with huge scales and bony barbs, but the head and tail of the dragon were sunk in the lake, and they couldn't identify the location of the dragon's head and tail!
Seeing Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue staring at the wide dragon spine, they didn't dare to come up, so they couldn't help but smile indifferently and said: "Don't panic, this dragon is the deity's car, and its temperament is extremely docile, just come up." ”
Seeing that Wan Lei General Division was smiling very sincerely, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue climbed up tremblingly, but the dragon didn't pay attention to it, so Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue held on to the bony barb, sat down carefully, and then looked at Wan Lei General Secretary with a frightened face, not knowing what earth-shattering words this dignified thunder god would say to him.
Seeing Yang Yi and their eyes wandering towards themselves, obviously uneasy, Wan Lei couldn't help but smile and said: "You can go through all the hardships to get here, you are the destined person selected in the dark, not to mention that the catastrophe in the world is coming, and you are the only candidate to resolve this catastrophe, so you don't have to be formal, or listen to the deity's sermon attentively, and don't miss a word, have you ever heard it clearly?" ”
Speaking of the last sentence, General Secretary Na Wanlei's tone suddenly became stern, and his eyes looked straight at Wei Ergou, who had been looking at Liu Ruoxue and was unable to give up, so frightened that Wei Ergou was excited, and quickly nodded his head again and again.
"You have a bit of the romantic nature of Marshal Tianpeng back then, well, the body shape is also similar, wait a while for you to divinate a hexagram, see your origin, hehe" Seeing Wei Ergou's eyebrows and eyes, and his cunning appearance, the general secretary of Wanlei couldn't help but laugh, and couldn't help but joke with him.
"Hehe, don't forget about that, if you really hurt me, count the marriage between me and my sister, hehe" Wei Ergou is really familiar, when he saw that Wan Lei looked at him with a smile, he immediately kicked his nose in the face, and actually asked Wan Lei to help him calculate his marriage.
Without waiting for the Wan Lei General Secretary to turn his face, Liu Ruoxue saw that the situation was not good, so she first pinched Wei Ergou and scolded: "You are crazy, aren't you, how dare you be so contemptuous to the emperor, don't you want to be imprisoned here forever?" ”
That Liu Ruoxue is very good at speculating about the psychology of Wan Lei General Division, originally that Wan Lei General Secretary saw that Wei Ergou didn't know the depth of his speech, and was about to make a move to make him suffer a little, Zhang Zhang remembered, it can be seen that Liu Ruoxue said this, the anger in his heart disappeared immediately, but he was happy to put on an elder's broad mind, Xu Sheng said: "Don't get in the way, although this fat guy speaks Meng Lang, he is also a straightforward person, his heart is like this, and let him go......"
Wei Ergou can learn to be obedient this time, when he saw that Wan Lei General Secretary was smiling, but a cold light burst out in his eyes, and he secretly called luck in his heart, where did he dare to talk nonsense again, and quickly lowered his eyebrows and made a deferential appearance.
Wan Lei nodded with satisfaction, and then pushed the guqin in front of his knee, and those strings instantly turned into several reins, and pierced into the blue lake like a javelin, and then, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue felt a shock under their bodies, and then they rose into the air, but fortunately, they grabbed the bony barb in time, so they were not thrown down.
After the shock calmed down, Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue felt the wind in their ears, and the white clouds under their bodies floated like catkins in the wind.
Seeing the inexplicable surprised expressions of Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue, General Secretary Wan Lei was deeply amused, so he read in a flash: "The stone is full of snow and snow, and the five dragons are idle in the wild clouds. Temporarily collect thunder and lightning under the nine peaks, and drink a water in the brook and pond. The waves lead the floating chariot to the north shore, and the waves are immersed in the east mountain. Looking back at all sides is like looking at the painting, and you must believe that the tourists do not want to return. ”
After reading a few sentences of subdued and frustrating poems, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were both moved in their hearts, especially the last two sentences, which clearly pointed out that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were travelers who had traveled to another time and space, and everything that happened in front of them was not an illusory scene, and they still had to return to their own time and space after all.
Thinking of this, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou couldn't help but look at General Secretary Na Wan Lei with an inquiring face, which means that since you all know our origins, what kind of human calamity and human savior are you talking about, don't you send us back in a daze.
Seeing that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's faces were as if they had been poisoned, their expressions were changing rapidly, naturally they knew their inner thoughts, but they didn't break it, and as soon as the words changed, he was so angry that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou gritted their back molars, and said secretly: Since you don't want to help us, what are you still teasing about, are you such a god, too unprofessional, right?
"If you want to be special and can't kill him, I found a big brick to slap the old girl's face with blood, and I was so angry that my liver was displaced, oops!" Wei Ergou was about to collapse when he was played by General Secretary Wan Lei, so he had to approach Yang Yi and whisper to vent, and he was happy first.
"Do you think this dragon will be wrecked, he flew half of his waist, and suddenly he fell down, and then we will directly put him in the water to extinguish the fire, what's the matter, hehe" Yang Yi couldn't help but laugh at the scene of torturing Wan Lei in the water.
Not to mention Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's self-amusement, the director of Wan Lei chanted a poem, his eyes swept over Yang Yi, Wei Ergou and Liu Ruoxue, looking ahead, Yang Yi and they followed the gaze of Wan Lei and saw a towering and steep mountain covered with snow suddenly appeared in front of them.
The commander of the ten thousand thunders shook the reins of the strings in his hand, and the dragon roared, bowed its tail, and slowly fell towards the peak of ice and fire.
After the giant dragon fell to the top of the mountain, Wan Lei Zongsi fell to the ground lightly from the dragon's back, but Yang Yi and Wei Ergou looked at the distance under their feet that were seven or eight meters high from the ground, and said to each other: "This jumping down is a dead end......
The general secretary of Na Wan Lei stood below, looked up and saw Yang Yi and Wei Ergou who didn't dare to come down with embarrassment, and Liu Ruoxue refused to leave the two of them to come down by herself, so she couldn't help but sigh, so she let out a long roar: "Duh! Have you forgotten that you have been reborn? Why do you still follow the example of a little daughter, squirming and not daring to come down? ”
As soon as they heard the words of Wan Lei General Division below with an obvious mocking tone, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were red-faced, gritted their teeth, and said in their hearts that even if they fell to death, they couldn't let this old bulb who loves jokes look down on them, as soon as they closed their eyes and gritted their teeth, the brothers jumped down very tragically, not wanting to jump, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou felt that their bodies were as light as a feather, and they fell to the ground all the way, and their posture was extremely chic and free, but Liu Ruoxue, who had always been used to flying around, obviously frowned at the moment of landing, It seems to have been concussed and a little uncomfortable.
After seeing this, Wei Ergou hurriedly ran over to ask for warmth, and saw Liu Ruoxue looking at him with tears in her eyes, her lips moving, and she looked like she wanted to speak and was moving.
"Xue'er, is it broken? Don't cry, ah, it's okay, my brother is an old Chinese medicine doctor, specializing in treating bruises, come, brother, look at it, where is the injury......" Wei Ergou saw Liu Ruoxue's cherry blossoms and delicate and lovely demeanor, he was drunk at the time, and without saying a word, he was going to pick up Liu Ruoxue's little boots.
"No, no......" Seeing Wei Ergou holding his jade lotus, Liu Ruoxue was ashamed and happy, and hurriedly took Wei Ergou's hand and said: "I'm not hurting, I'm happy, because, because my body can finally feel all the stimulation like a normal person, fool, this means that I am a real woman, and I can do everything that a woman should do, understand?" ”
When it came to the last sentence, Liu Ruoxue's voice was as thin as mosquito language, and she lowered her head shyly, her face was as red as a rouge.
Wei Ergou didn't wake up at first, but he listened to Liu Ruoxue's last finishing touch, grinned with a big mouth, and laughed so hard that he called a broken horse Zhang Fei: "What, brother understands, I didn't say it, my brother will do it for you in a while, it must be, let's have a bunch of children when it's over, my father has money, but he can make it, haha"
On the side, Yang Yi looked speechlessly at Wei Ergou, who was talking nonsense like Zude, and couldn't cry or laugh, but fortunately, General Secretary Wan Lei interjected in time: "Don't wait there, and come with the deity to ......" finally stopped Wei Ergou's endless longing for a happy life in the future
The head secretary of the ten thousand thunder walked in the soft cotton-like snow, and said slowly: "The people who cultivate the Tao in the world only know that there are Mao Mountain, Longhu Mountain, Gesoap Mountain, Kunlun Mountain, and falsely spread, deceive people, and grandstand......
The general secretary of Nawan Lei paused for a moment, and then continued: "I don't know if your master has ever told you, Taoism is divided into the Jindan school and the Fu Gong school, that is, the whole truth and the Zhengyi, among which the whole truth is evolved from the Danding Taoist school founded by Wang Chongyang in the fourth year of Zhenglong in the Jin Dynasty, and the rules are very strict, requiring Taoist monks to live and practice at home, not to marry a wife, and not to drink meat, so as to achieve quiet and inaction, to go to lust, to cultivate the mind and refine nature, and to cultivate qi and alchemy, which is called the true ......."
Before Mr. Wan Lei finished speaking, Wei Ergou on the side couldn't hold it back, and continued angrily: "What is this breaking the rules of JB, isn't it just to be a monk, this is too cheating, right?" ”
As soon as Wei Ergou said this, Yang Yi and Liu Ruoxue were shocked, and immediately looked nervously at General Secretary Wan Lei, for fear that he would turn his face in anger because of the vulgar words of the dead fat man.