06 The False Son of the Counterattack
Seeing that Chun Yue seemed to have untied the knot in his heart, Xuzi and Shijiuru were both relieved, and they could finally eat lunch with peace of mind.
However, within a few minutes, Chun Yue slammed the table and shouted inexplicably:
"No! This will not work! β
"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"
The timid Shikuru was startled by Haruka who was sitting next to her, and even her chopsticks fell on the table, and she choked on a few grains of rice in her mouth.
"Okay, what are you crazy about......
Xuzi put down his chopsticks and sighed helplessly.
"That's not good, it's not a bento meeting at all, it's just everyone sitting together eating a bento!"
Chun Yue's eyes widened, and in a tone of sudden realization, he said to Xuzi very seriously.
"Uh...... Does it make any difference? β
Xuzi shrank back, avoiding Chun Yue's face that was too close, and drew three black lines on his forehead.
"Of course there is a difference!
It's just like this, isn't it the same as elementary school students eating a nutritious lunch in the classroom? β
Chun Yue nodded solemnly, and once again brought his face close to Xuzi, and the whole person was almost lying on Xuzi's body.
Xuzi found that if he continued to lean back, his head would be pillowed on Chu Xuan's thigh, so he had to give up dodging, and pressed Chun Yue's face with his hand to push it back desperately, and said reluctantly perfunctorily:
"Alright, alright...... I know. What do you want? β
"Swap, swap!"
Chun Yue straightened her back, stood up from her chair, and announced her discovery to everyone with her hands on her hips.
"When it comes to bento festivals, it's not just about exchanging dishes from the bento boxes and tasting each other...... Or each other's mother's handiwork, everyone is happy!
But now we are just eating our own stuffy heads, and there is no atmosphere at all! β
Well...... It's not wrong to say that Chun said, it's just that everyone gets together to eat bento like this every day, and they have fun every day...... It's really troublesome to think about.
Thinking of this, a big bead of sweat broke out on Xuzi's forehead.
She just wanted to fulfill her duty as the sole conscience of the SOS group and speak out to stop Chunyue's whims, but she suddenly thought of something and swallowed back the words that had already reached her lips.
That's it...... Spring said that she ......, "Huh? You can say whatever you want, why do you suddenly look at me with sympathetic eyes?
It's uncomfortable. β
Chun Yue was given goosebumps when he saw Xuzi's unusually gentle gaze, hugged his hands in front of him, rubbed his arms back and forth, and said.
"Staringβ"
Xuzi did not pay attention to Haruka's protest, and continued to look at her with the same tolerant and benevolent eyes as if the Virgin.
That's it...... Spring said that she ...... I've always eaten by myself!
This is the ordinary happiness that they have become accustomed to, but it is a ...... that Chun Yue has never had...... No, don't look at me like that......"
Chunyue, who has always been strong, felt a little overwhelmed at this time, and blocked his hands in front of him, in a vain attempt to block the sight of Xuzi.
Is she really a person who eats soft and not hard? It's really funny.
"Come, eat.
You're welcome...... Although it's just leftovers from last night. β
Xuzi said to Haruka in a caring tone that she had never felt before, and took the initiative to deliver her lunch box to her with both hands.
"Wowββ!
How could I be able to eat it with your 'you want friends, it's pitiful to have no friends' eyes! β
The spring that was cornered finally broke out, and shouted loudly to Xuzi as if he had given up on himself.
"How is that possible?"
Xuzi still didn't get angry, but gently put a hand on Chunyue's shoulder, looked at her very "kindly" and said:
"Aren't we already good friends?"
"Woo woo woo ......"
Chun said that this time he was successfully crushed by the sudden inspiration of the void, and he fell softly on the chair as if all his strength had been drained.
And the Xuzi, who succeeded in the conspiracy, turned around silently with glowing eyes, clenched his fists, pulled out a big arc at the corner of his mouth, and made a "win" action behind his back.
However, Chun Yue, who had just suffered a cruel mental blow, was soon resurrected in good spirits, and she still clung to the original topic, and her two eyes as bright as superstars exuded a determination not to give up until the goal was achieved.
"So, we're going to swap, swap!
Of course, it can't just be an ordinary exchange, it would be too boring.
Let's play a game, and the people of us here draw lots β just like the game of kings, and then the king asks the number to give the number a quiz question.
If the person who answers wins, he or she will be able to take the same dish from the questioner's lunch, and if he loses, he will be taken the same dish from the questioner.
How's that? Sounds interesting, right? β
Although Chun Yue seemed to be asking for everyone's opinions, her eyes were already shining with a dangerous light that could not be refused.
"Aha...... It's so fun, it's so fun, I'm going to participate! β
Tsuruya-san, who seemed to have a super low laugh, raised his right hand like a primary school student and took the lead in responding to the call of Chunyue.
It seems that the surnames of her and Chun Yue are really good, how about joining the SOS group as well?
"Wisdom, quizzes? I'm a little bit less confident......"
Shi Jiuru craned her neck and said a little embarrassed.
Although her voice was small, she was still caught by the unusually sensitive sense of hearing.
Chun Yue's gaze immediately moved to Shi Jiuru's body, and saw her subconsciously glance at Chu Xuan, and then looked at her palm-sized pocket bento with a worried brow, and suddenly understood.
"Don't worry, Shikuru.
It doesn't matter if you're not good at answering questions, as long as you can't answer the questions that others can't answer, you will have something to eat.
This is the strategy of 'Tianji Horse Racing', the most important thing is not absolute strength, but relative strength! β
Chun Yue shook his index finger back and forth, and taught Shi Jiu Ru, who was still a little ignorant, whether it was Xuzi, Gu Quan, or Chu Xuan, they were too lazy to correct Chun Yue's nonsense theories one by one.
will seriously believe the nonsense of Chun Yue, so the deceived person is also wrong, right?
"But, but...... I'm not very good at ......"
Although Haru had shown her the way forward, she still didn't have the slightest confidence in herself.
Seeing that she secretly glanced at Chu Xuan again, Chun Yue also frowned, and began to re-examine whether there was anything wrong with the game he proposed.
Truly...... If it is an intellectual quiz, then no matter whether it is answered or asked, it is probably only Chu Xuan who eats someone else's share, but no one else eats Chu Xuan's share, which is too unfair.
"That's it, let's stop quizzes, let's ask the truth!
If the person being asked does not want to answer or the answer is false, then the person asking the question can eat one of his dishes.
Conversely, as long as the person being asked answers the truth, you can eat the same dish as the person who asked the question.
So that's fine, right? β
Chun said that this time he humbly accepted the opinions of others, could it be that today's sun came out of the west?
However, maybe she didn't have the confidence to use the quiz to grab food from Chu Xuan's lunchbox, so she changed her mind very happily.
"That'...... Well, that's ......"
Shijiuru hesitated for a moment, and accepted the game with some difficulty, and the others had no reason to refuse.
"By the way, because Gu Quan eats bread and can't participate in the exchange, the role of the king is entrusted to you - but it's just a matter of deciding which questions and answers."
Chun Yue ruthlessly excluded Gu Quan from this game...... No, it's the most prominent position in this game entrusted to Gu Quan.
"It's an honor to be here."
And Gu Quan could only show his helpless smile that had become a signature, and responded respectfully with an exaggerated tone and expression as if he was acting in a Dahe drama.
After all, Suzumiya Haru said that this woman is a more temperamental tyrant than the "Sixth Heavenly Demon King" Oda Nobunaga - at least Oda Nobunaga will not make a fuss about the destruction of this world because of a little thing.
After deciding on the rules of the game, Chun Yue quickly made six slips of paper, with the names of herself, Xuzi, Shijiuru, Tsuruya, Youxi, and Chu Xuan, respectively, and handed them over to Gu Quan, who was the king, to draw lots.
The first one to be caught is the questioner, and the second one is the answerer, which is very simple and straightforward.
"That'...... Well, let's get started. β
With an elegant smile, Furuizumi put his hand in the plastic bag that had been given to him by the commissary when he bought bread and drinks, which he had intended to be a garbage bag, and pulled out the name of the first person.
"Asahina Minoru Kuru."
Gu Quan read out the name on the note in a tone like an award presenter, and then lit up around in a very stylish manner.
"Oh - the first one is Shikuru!
I'm so lucky that the first one to ask, whatever you ask. β
Chun Yue's mood began to get excited, and he urged Gu Quan with his eyes to quickly pull out the next name.
The one who answered was...... Void child. β
Gu Quan happily pulled out the name of the second person, but why was the full name written on the other slips of paper, and only Xuzi wrote the nickname!
Although Xuzi wanted to complain, she had nothing to spit out about this.
For some well-known reasons, she can only be called a false son by everyone.
"Well...... Okay, Asahina-senpai, what do you want to ask? β
Xuko, who was a little depressed, adjusted her expression and greeted her like a cute rabbit with a gentle smile.
(To be continued)