I looked at the fat man with a blank expression, not knowing that this natural stupidity and that tendon had the wrong nerve, and suddenly said such a thoughtless thing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Don't pretend to be innocent,, don't you know how to draw a blind look, hurry up and make a few pictures, let's be easy to disguise, and then you can mix into the Water Cube bathing center, hehe" The fat man saw that I was really not pretending, but he really didn't understand what he meant, so he reminded me with a sly smile.

It dawned on me that I couldn't help but laugh, and to be honest, sometimes I really feel like I've done it, and I've almost completely forgotten about the superficial, almost magic-like little spells I learned when I first started.

However, my mother said that home remedies cure serious diseases, and sometimes, when you look at an inconspicuous small detail, you can often receive unexpected miraculous effects, and the fat man thought of this blinding charm, instantly solved the problem that plagued our little brothers for a long time, so that my originally hesitant heart is suddenly very enchanting.

I went out to the outside of the community, pulled back a few dry and blind locust leaves, and drew a barrier to the face, after incineration, with locust leaves dipped in paper ash to open the light, and then respectively pasted on my and the fat man's eyebrows for a moment, and then opened his eyes, although the two of us looked at each other, they were all like birds just now, but in the eyes of outsiders, our little brothers are a famous brand bright blind rich and handsome.

In order to verify the effectiveness of the blinding charm, the fat man and I walked out of the gate of the community, stopped at the door, and began to reach out to hail the taxis, but the taxis whizzed past the two of us, and none of them stopped.

Ten minutes later, a taxi finally stopped in front of me and the fat man, the driver pressed the window, and looked at me and the fat man hesitantly: "Two bosses, want, ask for a car." ”

The fat man and I were almost freezing, and we squeaked into the car, and said with chattering teeth, "Why, you see the two of us are like street advertisements." ”

"No, as far as the two of you are full of clothes, they are worth more than my broken Xiali, why don't you drive yourself, no one will think that you are going to take a taxi, hehe" The driver looked at me and the fat man carefully, and shook his head incredulously.

"Hehe, don't drink the car, don't drink the car, this is our bottom line, and it is also to contribute to the safety of others' lives.

The driver's family of fat people blushed and spoke incoherently, not wanting to cause trouble, so they hurriedly drove with their heads bored, and it is estimated that they have begun to regret this trip.

When he arrived at the Water Cube, the fat man paid for the car, got out of the car first in high spirits, looked at the back of the fat man, the driver took a look, shook his head and smiled: "It's been a long time, you haven't drunk, which one is this, it's interesting." ”

As soon as I and the fat man got out of the car, a security guard hurriedly ran over, trying to drive the taxi away, don't block the car of the guests behind, but as soon as I saw me and the fat man poke at that point, the security guard was deflated, and he didn't dare to say anything, so he flashed to the side.

I looked at each other with a wry smile with the fat man, these days, it's really people who rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and even these low-level bitter service staff are like this to watch people put down dishes, it's really the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.

Walking to the door of the Water Cube Bathing City, the two doormen who have always been snobbish saw me and the fat man walking over through the large glass door as wide as the city gate, and immediately opened the door attentively, and asked with a courteous face: "Hello boss, is it the first time to come or is it o'clock, hehe"

The fat man and I were stunned for a moment, but we immediately understood (of course, this is all thanks to the old liar Li Shu'er who has been hanging out in Fengyue places all the year round, and the two of us have learned a lot of the terminology of these places), and the o'clock refers to the service of a familiar lady.

The fat man and I really had the heart to follow in Uncle Li'er's footsteps and moisturize it, but as soon as we thought of Shen Han and Lao Huo's good skills, the fat man and I immediately had no evil thoughts, and after secretly envious of this decadent bourgeois lifestyle in our hearts, we snorted in our noses and went in by ourselves.

Probably accustomed to the white eyes and arrogance of rich people who never treat them as human beings, the two doormen just smiled disapprovingly, and continued to stand back on both sides of the glass door with a professional smile, waiting for the next guest or guests.

The Water Cube covers a wide area, with a split building structure and an artistic corridor full of well-known Chinese and foreign paintings.

The fat man and I swept our eyes and entered the men's service area with a male logo hanging on the left.

Entering the men's service area, the fat man and I were stunned, thinking that we were in the wrong place: I saw that the spacious hall was full of delicate small tables, and next to it was the bar, and there was a row of young women with false smiles on their faces.

At this time, a bewitching woman with makeup almost covering up her human features greeted her: "The two bosses are here for the first time, come, please come inside." ”

Under the guidance of this woman, the fat man and I went to a wood-carved hut with the fragrance of pine wood, and told us that we had prepared bathrobes and toiletries, changed clothes and went to the second floor to bathe, and then we could order other services.

The fat man and I hummed and sent away the ambiguous-looking woman, took it off, changed into a bathrobe, and went straight to the second floor.

The second floor is really not as extravagant as we imagined, it looks like a beach bath, and the people who take a bath lie on the electronically controlled bath chairs in twos and threes, drinking drinks and chattering.

The fat man and I had no intention of taking a bath, and after pretending to soak a few times in the turquoise bath that imitated the flow of seawater, the fat man looked around for a while, and suddenly said: "Mom, I know that the two of us are coming, Wang Qiang's bi doesn't dare to come here again, haha"

The fat man didn't say this loudly, but the effect was no less than a shot, and I saw that the men who had been talking and laughing were all silent, and looked at me and the fat man with complicated eyes, mainly the fat man.

As I said before, those who come here to consume are either public servants or bosses, these masters and black and white have an unclear, rational and chaotic connection, naturally everyone knows Wang Qiang's name, and now the fat man seems to be squeezing Wang Qiang at will, these people will inevitably look sideways at the fat man, and at the same time secretly muttered in their hearts, this fat and thin, looking like pork belly, will not be the black and black who come to seek revenge.

Soon, the men came ashore from the pond in twos and threes, not wanting to wade into the "muddy water", and in the pool as big as a basketball court, only me and the fat man continued to soak as if nothing happened.

His uncle, don't look at me as if there is nothing on my face, but I have already greeted the fat man's second aunt and third cousin in my heart, where the hell are you here to find out the news, it's clearly looking for something to play on the field, the script is not so set when you come, how can this guy improvise on a whim, I fuck.

Of course, the fat man knew that I was scolding the street in my heart, and when he poked me, he whispered: "Don't make a fuss, this is called scaring the grass and scaring the snake, let's toss like this, the grandson will take the initiative to come to us, I don't believe you are waiting...... Hey, hey, you see, it's working, it's working, it's working. ”

The dead fat man bared his teeth and smiled, pointed to the right, and I followed the fat man's gesture to look at it, and saw two men who were five big and three thick, wearing a big gold chain around their necks and a bath towel around their waists, came down from the second floor, and walked towards me and the fat man without squinting.

The two men walked up to me and the fat man, and one of them, a man with a scar on his face, said to the two of us: "Dude, look at the eyes, what, upstairs nagging." ”

These two men said politely and chattered, but if the two of us really want to say no, it is estimated that within a minute, a vote of people will come down and "invite" us to go up, and by the way, we have to help our brothers take the dragon and loosen their muscles.

Of course, the fat man and I would never resist, because this was exactly what we wanted, so the fat man and I climbed out of the pool and followed the two men up to the second floor.

The second floor is really a cave, the lights are dim and soft, the walls of the soft and fine bags are safe and soundproof, and from time to time there are flowers, branches, fragrances, and explicit coquettish beauties walking past me and the fat man, and disappearing behind the dirty doors.

The two men who were leading the way seemed to be accustomed to this, and with expressionless faces squeezed through the pile of fat powder, led the two of us around for a while, stopped in front of a dark brown door without a house number, and knocked on the door.

The door opened, and a big man who looked like he was 1.8 meters tall opened it, looked at me and the fat man with an unkind face, and turned sideways to make his debut.

Fat and I entered the room, and found that it was a suite, and in the living room--reception room, four or five men in their twenties and thirties, all wearing large gold chains around their necks that seemed to be some kind of symbol, were scattered around, and they all looked at me and the fat man with slanted eyes.

The fat man and I met those provocative glances and smiled nonchalantly, seriously, just for the time being, I and the fat man are doing this, and we want to clean up these turtle hooligans who think they have a few pieces of tendon meat and want to pretend to be big.

These turtle hooligans have the power to pretend to be with me and the fat man, and our brothers have the strength to kill them, this is the confidence.

However, the fat man and I quickly turned our attention away from the turtle hooligans, and turned to the body of a thin and hard-working little old man in a dark Tang costume sitting cross-legged on the sofa in the middle, because this little old man with two beards was staring at me and the fat man with a pair of eagle eyes, and the corners of his mouth were still shaking nervously, and he seemed to be laughing.

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