Fifth: treacherous
I turned my head in surprise, and in the eyes full of jewels, I saw a figure in black clothes and black pants walking out from behind a thick pillar, and the old voice was from the black shadow. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
I narrowed my eyes and looked at the black shadow suspiciously, and when the black shadow saw me like this, he sighed and said with a wry smile: "Bastard, what are you looking at, I don't even know my grandmother." ”
Grandma, I was taken aback, and then looked at it, no, no wonder I always thought that the black shadow looked very familiar, yes, that figure is indeed very similar to my grandma.
I was surprised and delighted in my heart, and involuntarily took a few steps forward, asking with a seemingly questioning but expectant question: "You, you are my old grandmother, what evidence do you have, why should I believe you." ”
"You little bastard, you loved you so much when you were a child, open your mung bean mouse eyes and take a closer look, who am I." The shadow reprimanded me, half angrily, half lovingly, and slowly stepped out of the shadows.
A thin old lady with thin lips and a powerful face appeared in front of me.
Looking at the familiar and kind face that appeared in my dreams countless times despite the faint green air, my eyes blurred all of a sudden, and I grinned loudly, bringing out a crying voice: "Grandma, why don't you come to see me all the time, I miss you..."
I was about to pounce, but my grandmother said urgently: "Don't come here, your yang energy is too strong, grandma is old, and she can't stand this." ”
I hurriedly stopped, wiped my eyes, and smirked, "Grandma, why are you here?" ”
"Why, it's not for you, the ghost who wants to pay the account, and you can't finish up with you, alas." Grandma glared at me, "I ask you, what are you doing in Hades, ah, say, dumb." ”
"I ......" I was speechless for a while, and after a long time, I held back a sentence, "I'm idle, and I don't have anything to do, take advantage of the fact that there are not many people in the New Year, come here to wander around, hehe, hehe"
"Let your mother's fart, you let the pig arch, or hit the door frame with your head, it's okay to wander around here, you will die." Grandma scolded me stupidly, "You don't know anything about me, let me ask you, are you here to find Lu Yufeng's old immortal, say." ”
"Grandma, how do you know, this is not ordinary confidential information, you old man can, Bao inquire, hehe" Seeing Grandma's words to reveal my intention, I was really surprised, and I couldn't help but blurt out in surprise.
"Your grandma, I'm average...... Hell, I don't have any friends anywhere. My grandmother pouted, "You kid has no interest when he is young, cowardly, this finally makes you dance big, you are good, you are out of breath, right, for the sake of the two little girls, you have to run to the underworld to find Lu Lao Immortal to make trouble, you don't know what the background of the old immortal is, what are you, dare to come to pick up the tiger's whiskers, if you die here, have you ever thought about your parents, ah, you two tigers, people use you as a gun, you tiger super super rushed up, you don't have a long head, right? ”
Grandma scolded me like a cannon (Northeast dialect: reprimand), I didn't even have a gap in explanation, it was easy to wait for Grandma to finish speaking, I said with a wry smile: "Grandma, you don't know, this matter is very complicated, not a few words can be clear, speaking of that it can be a long time, but, I still have to come to this underworld, to say a little bigger, it is a responsibility, I have to do it, hehe"
"Okay, don't talk to me, I don't understand, what, don't grind, hurry up and get some gold from here, give me back to the yang world, marry a daughter-in-law and give birth to a great-grandson to make grandma happy, don't you hear?" Grandma scoffed at my explanation, waved her hand, and beckoned me to go over and grab some treasures and go back to the sun to live a small life.
"Hey, when your grandson joined a pyramid scheme, he will retire." I was laughed at, I really didn't know how to explain to my grandmother, "The unit I work in, that's, it's a very awesome unit, I don't want to resign if I want to, oops." ”
"You're okay, let me ask you, aren't you just reluctant to those two girls, now as long as you have money, you're still worried that you won't be able to marry a big girl like a flower, listen to grandma, ah, take the gold, go back in a daze, think about your parents, is it easy for them to serve you, for the sake of the two girls, you ignore them, you feed the dog with your conscience, right?" Seeing that I insisted on not going back, my grandmother became anxious, and the green qi on her face gradually turned purple and black.
"I ......," I looked at my grandmother and hesitated for a moment, "I listen to you, but the gold in this underworld should be all underworld, how can it be brought out of the underworld." ”
Seeing that I finally agreed to go back, Grandma turned her anger into joy, pointed to a pile of shining gold five steps in front of her and said, "It's okay, come, you go forward, get here, adjust your things first, Grandma naturally has a way for you to take them out." ”
I walked forward as I was told, getting closer and closer to the pile of gold, and my grandmother, who had been standing behind the gold, stared at me intently, with a smile in her eyes, like the cold moonlight reflected on the black surface of the water.
My body shuddered, but my feet didn't stop, and I was still walking towards the pile of gold.
The smile on Grandma's face became thicker, and the purple-black gas gradually returned to its original faint green aura, coupled with the shadows cast by the constantly moving pillars on her face, it looked somewhat hideous.
I was still walking forward, and I was only a few steps away from the pile of gold, when suddenly, my body was short, and the sound of sand and stones falling from my feet came from under my feet.
"Haha, haha, drop also, drop also......" Add me like this, grandma actually stroked her palms and laughed, but then the smile froze on her face, her eyes bulging and staring at me who suddenly appeared in front of her, and laboriously spit out a few words: "You, no, yes, drop, down, go, go, go ”
I twisted the ink thunder sword in my right hand that had penetrated the body of "grandma" hard, enlarged the wound, and then smiled coldly: "You sb devil, you think your Kai Ye is so easy to fool, you think you can fool me by changing into my grandma's appearance, fuck your uncle, you are a fucking chess trick, I don't know what my grandma hates the most in her life, that is, a man is not like a man, if her old man knows that I broke into the underworld for Ma Zi, she will definitely say that this is my good grandson, how can I let myself sneak back to save my life, Is it a human thing? ”
"Also, let you die to understand, only you evil people will regard Lu Yufeng as an immortal, my grandma is a bachelor (Northeast dialect: hard, awesome) for a lifetime, jealous and hateful, will pee on him, and a Lu Lao immortal, I bah."
After the evil ghost pretending to be my "grandma" was pierced by the Molei sword, it was as if it had been hit by high-voltage electricity, and its body began to tremble and shrink incessantly, and soon, it lost its physical form and turned into wisps of black smoke, and an image of a face similar to a skeleton dissipated into the shadows after making a violent expression that tried to bite me in vain.
With the disappearance of the ghost's phantom, the palace, the gold and jade artifacts all disappeared into nothing, and I was still in a thick mist.
A large hand silently reached out from the mist and grabbed my arm, and at the same time, a sharp sword lay across my throat.
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