"Shet! Those damn perverts took my energy gun and even took my clothes! Zhang Yuan opened his box, looked at it and saw that it was empty, and couldn't help but scold.

"Forget it, Carl, I'll lend you a few more clothes when I get to my ship, who called your clothes so strange that they can repair themselves." Quill reassured.

"Humph! How can it be so easy, although that dress is now ready to be eliminated, but stealing my clothes, hehehehe! My clothes are cannibalistic! Zhang Yuan put on a T-shirt printed with S, this letter was asked by Carey to be printed, and the material of this dress was made by Zhang Yuan in "Superman: Man of Steel" analyzed Clark's clothes that can admit that all kinds of attacks will not break, and the molecular formula of this thing is too complicated, and a batch was only made two days ago.

"Can eat people's clothes?" Quill shuddered, not daring to speak any more, and led everyone in the direction of his ship, activating his ship, and heading to the barren land under Gamora's guidance.

On the spaceship, Zhang Yuan listened to "Escape" with a tangled face, this was the twelfth time he had heard this song, and asked a little frantically: "Quill!" Can you change some new songs, did you grow up listening to these music after you left Earth? Do you know that music knows no borders, no, no planets? Gamora, why don't you sing a song to liven up the atmosphere? ”

"I'm sorry, I only kill people, I can't sing!" Gamora said coldly, and Zhang Yuan turned his gaze to the rocket.

"See what I do? Do you think I'm going to sing to you? Rocket said dismissively.

"Don't make any noise, we're here!" Gamora hurried to the cab, followed by the crowd. It was a huge head, it seemed to be roaring, but in the universe only his head was visible, and the rest of him could not be seen, yes, it was him, not it, this huge head was a humanoid.

"What is this?" Drax was stunned, he had never known what he was afraid of, and he actually felt a palpitation when he saw this head.

"It's the severed head of some ancient artifact." The well-informed Gamora explained.

"The head of someone from the Celestial Group." Zhang Yuan added: "They are 2,000 feet tall and are wearing armor all over their bodies. No one had ever seen what was under their armor or knew their origins. All they know is that they have visited Earth in the past at four different times, each of which has changed the history of Earth. The first group of gods came to Earth about a million years ago to test and verify their genes on the highest creatures on Earth, and early humans were born. ”

Quill was shocked, "You know this? ”

Zhang Yuan smiled faintly, if he didn't know that this was just a head, he would have run around in front of the Celestial God Group if he was killed, this group of guys is a real god, not a pseudo-god like Thor who can't even fly, Thanos is not necessarily the opponent of this group of guys, let alone himself. Fortunately, this is the movie world, all the characters have weakened a lot, if it is the comic world, as soon as he appears on the earth, he may be found and then caught by this group of guys to study the slice, and he doesn't even have a chance to run.

The ship slowly drove into the left eye of the skull, which was full of flying cabins, mining the minerals inside, and the refinery pools everywhere, billowing smoke. After getting off the spaceship, Gamora explained to the crowd: "Millions of years ago, Tivan gathered ** coolies to come here to mine the organic matter in this skull: bones, brain marrow, bone marrow fluid. It's all rare and expensive, and the high-priced items on the black market of the entire galaxy come from here, and the work here is both dangerous and illegal, and only the unscrupulous will do it. "How many outlaws are there on my planet?

Quill's words were a bit smug: "Billy the Kid, Bonnie, Clyde, and John Stamos." ”

Zhang Yuan added: "No, no, no, these people are much worse than Jack the Ripper, Lucas, the first murderer, Edward Theodore Gain, the impotent brother Andre Chicatillo, the ogre Frey Lionel Damo, the murderer Charles Manson, the school killer Ted Bundy, the fat clown John Wayne Garcy, the chief disciple of the devil, Richard Rewa Ramirez, and the second Ripper, Peter William Satcliffe. ”

"It's like a place worth visiting." Drax looked intrigued.

"Buy, Karl, don't you sue me that these people are your idols?" Quill couldn't help but be speechless, Zhang Yuan smiled at him sinisterly, didn't speak, frightened Quill hurriedly turned Lian around, but saw a group of children running over, and Quill who had seen in space didn't know how many people were warm and cold, and hurriedly warned: "Take care of your wallet!" ”

"Can you give me some change?" A little girl with a dusty face appeared in front of Zhang Yuan and Groot and pleaded, Zhang Yuan couldn't help but sigh, this little girl's begging skills are not at home! Speak too politely, and look like thin skin and tender meat, think about me, those beggars in Great China, either hold their thighs when they catch someone, and they still don't let go if they give less money, and maybe they will take something to rob the rich and help the poor, or pretend to be disabled to deceive sympathy.

Groot stretched out his left hand, and then a flower bloomed in his palm, Zhang Yuan thought that he would pick it up and give it to this little girl like in the original book, but he didn't know that this flower actually finished blooming and began to bear fruit again. Zhang Yuan fixed his eyes and looked at it,! Isn't this the apple that the previous brothers gave this thing to eat? What an awesome skill! Wouldn't the Guardians of the Galaxy have to buy more fruit after that? It can be used as dry food when necessary.

Seeing this, Zhang Yuan also stuffed a roast chicken for her, not that he didn't want to give her money, but in this sin capital, such a little girl, once she has money, she may not be able to find anyone the next day. Zhang Yuan is not a good person, and he knows the consequences of doing so.

"Where is your buyer?" Quill asked, gesturing to a bar-like shop ahead.

"We're waiting here for his agent." Gamora led the way to the store.

"Get me out!" There was a sudden noise at the door of the store, and a drunk guy was thrown out by the clerk, probably because he had no money to buy alcohol but ran in to drink.

"It's a filthy place of drunkenness." Quill said solemnly.

"What serious can we do in there?" Drax said dismissively.

However, ten minutes later, this guy roared loudly at the table with a wine glass, looking very excited, and after watching the last little monster being eaten by the Olonimon he had just bet on, he raised his wine glass and said, "I won, let's get drunk!" If you don't get drunk, you can't go home! Zhang Yuan shook his head, and reluctantly raised his wine glass and touched it with this guy, drank it all, and then went to the front desk and brought another bottle of wine, this wine is called Lan Yun, and the stamina is quite big, but when he came back, the two guys who had just hooked up their shoulders actually fought, and Tree Groot was also helping, but he was not helping to persuade the fight, but to help Rocket beat Drax.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Yuan hurriedly separated the tree man from Drax and asked.

"This abominable bedbug knows how to speak!" Drax was stopped by the Kamo who rushed to the side, and said, "Arrogant and rude! Defiant! ”

"That's what I'm like!" Rocket raised his sniper rifle and pointed it at Drax, "So what? ”

"Calm down! Calm down! Quill shouted dissuasion, but the drunken duo had no intention of stopping.

"You want to laugh at me like everyone else, do you?" Rocket waved his sniper rifle and said angrily.

Quill continued, "Rocket, you've drunk too much, haven't you?" No one here is laughing at you. ”

The whole person of the rocket suddenly paused, his voice was full of crying, and the sniper rifle in his hand drooped weakly, "He thinks I'm a brainless inferior creature!" It's not like I want to be like this! It's not my own will, it's been dismantled over and over again, and assembled over and over again to become what it is now......" He roared in a low voice, "such a little monster! ”

Quill's expression was a little unbearable, and he waved his hand at him and said, "Rocket, no one said you were a little monster!" ”

"This big guy calls me a bedbug, this woman calls me a little raccoon, and the guy calls me Simply Noodles!" Zhang Yuan smiled awkwardly when he heard this, and when Rocket saw this, he actually raised the gun to Zhang Yuan, and sneered: "Just let me see if you ugly bastard can show such a damn smile after being shot." ”

Zhang Yuan scratched his head, thinking that he was a good friend of our post-90s generation, everyone likes it, but it is not a derogatory term, ignoring the sniper rifle in the rocketeer, he spread his hands and said: "Although I like you like this, I think you are very cute like this......" Before he finished speaking, he had already been shot by a rocket, but he continued to talk casually, "But if you really want to change your body, I can help, no matter what race you want to become, I can help you do it, such as Swedes, Tra people, Cree people, Zehou Beri, Saiyan, Eshu are a bit difficult, I haven't tried. ”

"Really?" Rocket looked at Zhang Yuan suspiciously, raised his sniper rifle and gave Zhang Yuan a shot and said, "You must be planning to do it with me!" ”

Zhang Yuan projected the virtual screen around the rocket, only to see a strange humanoid image appear in the virtual screen, Zhang Yuan knew that it seemed that the rocket would not believe himself if he did not put forward some conditions: "The universe ball, your share belongs to me, I will help you change a body, these are you can choose, if you like, you can also adjust your appearance." ”

"What race is this race with a tail?" Rocket pointed to the virtual three-dimensional picture of the Saiyan and asked, this race has a tail, considering that he is used to having a tail, if he suddenly becomes a human without a tail, he will definitely not be used to it.

"The Saiyans, a fighting people, are naturally irascible and extremely combative, but they eat an astonishing amount of food, and every time they are resurrected from the brink of death, their combat effectiveness increases dramatically. Their tails are a natural weakness that can be fixed when caught, but this weakness can be improved through guò training. A fighting nation, naturally irritable and extremely combative, but with an astonishing appetite, and every time he is resurrected from the brink of death, his combat effectiveness increases greatly. Their tails are a natural weakness that can be fixed when caught, but this weakness can be improved through guò training. Black's voice came from the virtual screen, and rows of materials appeared on the right side of the avatar.

"That's him, you didn't lie to me, did you?" Rocket still looked at Zhang Yuan suspiciously.

Zhang Yuan shrugged helplessly and said, "It will be delivered in a week, but are you sure you don't adjust your face?" "Saiyan rockets? This Nima is getting more and more fun, Saiyan is a sniper, Zhang Yuan thinks it's fun!

Rocket thought about it and felt that Zhang Yuan was quite reasonable, so he moved the virtual screen to himself and Groot, and discussed the appearance problem with Groot.

Drax snorted coldly and walked out of the bar.

PS: Three thousand five, no corners are cut, not counting the words of the website.