"Oh, actually, I haven't finished the opening sentence yet. I'm so sorry, the Titanic is sinking, and only women and children can board the life raft! The captain's order, they still have guns, whoever disobeys will be killed, it's so vicious, it's so shameless! In Japan, it is the men who go first, and the women and children who break off. If your wife dies, you can marry again (younger and more beautiful), and if your son dies, you can regenerate (fight for property later), what the hell is the priority of women and children! ”

All three of them listened, and Carl even had the urge to emigrate to Japan for a moment, and the door to a new world was opening......

"Also, life jackets are useless, and with the current level of cold seawater, you will die in ten minutes. So, Carl you're going to die, and I'm going to die too! Since you're going to die, take off. Naked clothes, let's start the party! We Japanese are very gentlemanly, especially before we die......"

Ning Yun took out his gun and pointed at the three of them: "In order to prevent you from actively participating, I can only make this decision." You see, I bowed and apologized for it at the beginning, which is very polite! ”

Rose trembled and glared at Ning Yun.

Carl made a defensive posture in panic, and Rose screamed and hid behind Carl.

"I misread you, Ann. Mr. Bei, I thought you were a gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be so shameless, it's so disappointing! Rose clutched her dress.

Ning Yun made a puzzled look: "Is there any contradiction between the two?" ”

Rose was so angry that she had nothing to say.

"God will punish you!" Rose screams!

"We have eight million gods!" Ning Yun tsundere.

Carl made a soothing pose: "Relax, Ann. Mr. Times, take it easy! There is no need for this, we will not die, we are rich people, how can rich people die! We can pay bribes. Bribe the crew and get a seat on the life raft. Put down the gun, I can pay for you, it's nothing. ”

"Don't lie to me, it can't be! The British Empire is the master of our Japan, everyone is noble, and as far as I can see, the moon is also rounder. Such a country, such a person. People, how can they take bribes. Bribes. Such a low-level deception can't fool us Japanese! Ning Yun looked incredulous, as if he had forgotten that he had only been bribed a few minutes ago. Bribed the crew.

Rose sarcastically said, "You should really open your eyes and look at the world, Ann. Mr. Times. This is human nature, fundamental human nature, which never changes from country to country, nation to nation, region to region. No one is born noble, no one is born ugly! Those guys who give people grading have absolutely no bad intentions! ”

Rose and Carl both looked at Rose in shock, is this what a noble lady should say?

Ning Yun put on a straight face, and said in a flat tone without any ups and downs: "I can't hear, I can't hear, I can't hear, I just can't hear." ”

The three were helpless.

"Hands on your head, turn, back to me. Carl backs. ”

Ning Yun tied up the three of them in turn.

Dangdang!

There was a knock on the door.

"Mr. Hockley!" The voice of the maid.

Ning Yun lowered his voice: "Whoever speaks, I'll kill him!" ”

Opening the door, the two maids obediently asked Ning Yun to tie up.

Karl was reluctant to give up: "Believe me, you can really bribe. Bribe the crew, I can give them a few years' income, there is always someone willing. The British are not so noble! ”

"No, never! You lie to me, Americans are liars! The moon in the United States is not round than in Japan! ”

"God, why are you so stubborn!"

"Do one thing, just stick to the end, I've read it on the chicken soup article."

Thinking of the chicken soup, Ning Yun said to the two maids: "If I let you go and let you go to the kitchen to get a few chickens, will you run?" ”

The two maids shook their heads.

"I can only go to one, how can I make me believe in you? Said separately. ”

The old maid said, "In the name of God, I will keep my promise." ”

The young maid said, "In the name of the noble Englishman, I will keep my promise." ”

It's like an interview, it's important, it can even affect the interviewee's life!

Ning Yun, who was HR for the first time, was very cautious, like all HR, and chose the young and beautiful one.

Ning Yun said to the beautiful maid, "You must live chickens, take a few more." ”

"Yes, sir!"

Ning Yun touched his pocket, found a piece of green arrow chewing gum, kneaded it into a ball, and took it out to the beautiful maid: "Eat it." This is our Japanese secret ninjutsu - Infinite Moon Reading, if you don't take the antidote within half an hour, it will explode to pieces with a bang! ”

Ning Yun made an explosive gesture: "It's terrifying!" ”

The pretty maid nodded stupidly.

"By the way, I'm constipated." Ning Yun added.

The maid was stunned!

Ning Yun untied the strap: "You must come back!" ”

"Trust me, sir!" The pretty maid winked.

As soon as she got out of the hatch, the maid whispered to herself: "Japanese turtles, haven't you been to London, dead countryman, don't you think the old lady has never eaten mints!" ”

At this time, most of the passengers went to the main dining room, there was no one in the corridor, and there were few crew members.

The two crew members were checking to see if there were any guests missing, and the maid hurried over and said anxiously, "Mr. Hockley has been kidnapped!" ”

"What did you say?" The crew was surprised.

"I'm serious! Mr. Hockley in Suite B-52 has been kidnapped by a Japanese! ”

"How is this possible, take me there!"

"No, the Japanese have guns, it's dangerous!"

"Then let's go and inform the captain!"

As soon as the three of them turned around, they saw Ning Yun holding the gun: "Oh! What a surprise! Dear Miss Maid! And two crew members, come with me now! ”

Escorting the three of them back to the cabin and tying them up, Ning Yun said to the old maid: "The task of ward rounds is yours now!" ”

"Ward rounds?"

"Sorry, fetch the chicken."

"In God's name, I assure you, sir." The old maid had a gentle voice.

Seeing the old maid leave, Ning Yun turned to the young and beautiful one: "It's time to talk about our problems, dear, if you make a mistake, you will be punished, are you right?" ”

The maid shuddered: "Forgive me, sir, I didn't mean to. As long as you don't kill me, you can punish me however you want! ”

finally realized the coolness of being a villain: "You can really punish you any way?" ”

The beautiful maid's voice was coquettish: "Yes, you can do anything!" In any way you like! ”

Ning Yun touched the maid's head: "It seems that you really don't know what these three words Japanese mean!" ”

"Of course I know, dear sir, that the Japanese are all gentlemen and good people! Punish me severely, and have no mercy! "The beautiful maid is also fighting.

At this time, Carl and the two crew members stared at the maid, their eyes lit up, their breathing was a little short, and they desperately wanted to know what would happen next! I even forgot about my situation!