Chapter 21: Fellow Countryman
When the old ghost saw me like this, he said with great disgust: "Look at your little appearance, it's like you haven't eaten meat in eight lifetimes!" ”
"You have to take care of it!" I was not convinced.
Who knows, the old ghost changed his words and said: "But then again, now just give me a whole roast pig, and I can eat it alone!" ”
I immediately scolded: "Your uncle! You're promising! ”
As soon as the old ghost wanted to fight with me, he was interrupted by the cell head who was guarding the cell outside: "What are you arguing about?" Death is on the verge of death, and are you still in the mood to make a noise here? ”
The old ghost and I were both silent, as soon as he said this. It wouldn't be worth it to save the other party an upset and drag us out to chop up.
However, I heard that the other party was Chinese, and the accent was from the northern part of Jiangsu. immediately came up with a plan, and cheekily said to the other party: "Hey, buddy, are you from Jiangsu?" ”
The other party obviously didn't expect me to ask such a question, so he said with a little surprise: "Yes and what?" How do you know? ”
"We're fellows!" I hurriedly said in Jiangsu dialect, "Just listen to the accent!" ”
"Hey, really!" The other party also became interested, and his attitude became warm. Hurriedly asked, "Where are you?" ”
The old ghost only looked at me in amazement, as if to say, this is okay?
I heard him ask this, and I felt that there was a way, so I hurriedly said the address of my hometown in Taixing, Jiangsu.
Unexpectedly, the other party grabbed my hand directly and said, "Dude, really? I'm from the West Village, do you know the second girl in the East Village? ”
As soon as I heard it, the other party actually mentioned the famous foodie in our village, the fat second girl who was as fat as the elephant, and immediately became energetic. Hurriedly said: "What is more than acquaintance? We are small! From the moment I wore open crotch pants, the two of us soaked together and played together every day, inseparable! Fat Erya, no, Erya follows my ass every day, calling me 'Brother Fang Yu' one by one. That's the relationship, I didn't say it! ”
The other party slapped his thigh and said, "True or false? I said how I chased her for two years, and she didn't like to take care of me. It turns out that the 'Brother Fang Yu' she often talks about is you? ”
"It's okay, it's me!" As soon as I heard it, the signs were wrong, and it wasn't a matter to talk like this! If we continue to talk about it, I will become his rival who is a thorn in his eye and a thorn in his flesh. In that case, you will die faster. hurriedly said: "However, I don't feel anything about Erya at all!" But there is a guy named 'Ergouzi' in the next village, and he likes her very much......"
Speaking of this, I immediately reacted: The benevolent brother in front of me can't be the second dog, right? asked tentatively: "Dare to love won't be the second dog, right?" ”
"It's down there!" The man said excitedly.
When I heard this, I laughed. What the can it be? It's really a trick: I actually met a Chinese "pure fellow" on a ghost island in the Caribbean Sea on the other side of the ocean! If you don't experience it yourself, no one will believe it.
I immediately struck while the iron was hot and said, "Hey, two dogs, no, fellow!" Do you think this will work? You do me a favor, I'll do you a favor, how about it? ”
"You mean...... I'll let you out, and you'll help me match up with Erya? Ergouzi asked.
"Clever!" I clapped my hands and praised: "It's a pleasure to talk to someone who understands!" ”
"Well...... the second dog nodded and said, "It's beautiful!" ”
The other party's words changed sharply, and I thought I had misheard. Looking at his expression again, it has become dark and terrifying. He smirked and said, "Are you stupid for me?" If I let you out again, won't I raise a tiger and ask for trouble? It's better to put you to death here, and never have to worry about it! Hahahaha......"
As soon as I heard this, my heart was cold, and the negotiation situation took a sharp turn for the worse! He pointed to Duoduo next door and said, "No, no, no, you think too much, I have a girlfriend." How could I rob you of the second girl? Besides, we're fellow countrymen! ”
"Fellow?" Ergouzi asked rhetorically: "Hahaha, fellow?" Don't you know that 'fellow villagers hurt fellow villagers, and there is no discussion at all'? Hahaha......"
With that, he smiled wickedly and left.
I'm frustrated, it's been a long time to talk and talk for nothing!
The old ghost came over to comfort me at this time and said, "Boss, I wanted to stop you just now. What years are you now, still climbing with others? ”
I said helplessly: "Careless, careless!" ”
While I was talking to the old ghost, Duoduo called me. Her cry startled me. Since I came to the United States, I have been most afraid of people calling me by name. Anyway, every time someone calls me by my name, it's basically an accident or an injury. In short, nothing good. At one point, I was a little tired of my name.
I looked at Duoduo and saw that she was looking at me with a grin, and I was relieved. Moved to Duoduo's side and asked her what was wrong? Duoduo's answer surprised me: Let's recite poetry!
I hurriedly touched Duoduo's forehead, thinking that she had a fever and was talking nonsense. Hurriedly asked, "Are you okay?" ”
Duoduo pushed my hand away and said, "Oops, I'm fine, I don't have a fever." ”
"Hehe, no fever? You want to recite poetry with me? What an environment here, is a prison. I asked.
"Isn't it a bit romantic? This is the perfect place to sing poetry! Duoduo pouted and said, "I don't know why, but when you appear here, I don't feel scared anymore." As long as there is a place for you, I will not be afraid and lonely. ”
"Oops, sour!" When the old ghost heard Duoduo say this, he hurriedly spoke.
"Die! Stay where it's cool! Duoduo cursed, and the old ghost closed his mouth in amusement.
Saying this makes me feel happy and a little sad at the same time. Happily, we are still the same as before: as long as the other person is by each other's side, we feel grounded and at ease. Sadly, this qiē can be said to have arisen because of me, but I can't take her out of the sea of suffering.
Duoduo may have read my inner thoughts, and hurriedly said, "Don't think about it, we will definitely be able to get out!" ”
I looked at her determined eyes and nodded. Such a good girl, I have to do my best to treat her well.
"Remember that phrase we used to say?" Ask more.
"......" I was speechless.
"Do you remember?" Duoduo saw that I didn't answer, so he closed his eyes and asked, "It's the sentence you often wrote to me before." I want to hear it! ”
Although I used to write messages and notes often. A sentence we often say when we celebrate the ** festival or give each other things. But I don't know if it's because someone else is there, if you really want me to say it to her personally, I really can't say it.
"Say...... "Duoduo shook my arm," and said this time. ”
"If the body does not die, we will never be separated in this life!" I say.
After hearing this, Duoduo immediately rejoiced and laughed like a flower. But the old ghost screamed, saying that his teeth were sore, and asked me to give him a knife quickly.
I looked at Duoduo's smiling face, her smile was really beautiful and charming! Like a ray of sunshine in the darkness, illuminating the heart; It's like a hint of warmth in the cold winter, melting snow and ice.
I swore in my heart that I would make her laugh a lot in the future.
At this moment, a ping-pong sound was suddenly heard at the door, and the soldiers guarding it fell to the ground.