When I received the call from my agent, Emma was on vacation by the sea.

Emma is not in a good mood, she just broke up with her boyfriend, the seventh or the eighth, Emma can't remember clearly......

The few films after Harry Potter received a mediocre response, which also bothered Emma.

Hermione can't eat for the rest of her life, although everyone wants to share a quilt with Hermione......

Finally, there is reassuring news that Emma has just become a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Entity for Gender Equality and the Empowerment of Women.

Picking up the phone, the agent Luke's hurried voice came: "Quick, Emma, go back to the hotel for a video conference!" ”

"What?"

"Kidnapping in New York ......" agent Luke gave an overview of the situation.

"What does it have to do with me?"

"The kidnappers communicated with the NYPD via Facebook and now only have one request for you, Emma Watson to jump out of the magical suit from the Harry Potter films. Dress dance, and take it all off. Light. Agent Luke's voice was swift and calm.

“FUCK！ Another madman! Crazy obsession with Hermione! This gang of damn love. Child. Addiction! They all deserve hell! How many threatening letters I've received! ”

"No, this time the situation is different, the public relations team is analyzing, anyway, you should go back to the hotel!"

Back at the hotel, a conference room was opened, and Emma and her team held a video conference.

"Everyone already knows the specific situation, and now the public relations team will explain the analysis of the kidnappers." Agent Luke presided.

"We collected all the information we could find, a lot of video footage, photos, TV news," the PR said in a calm voice. The consensus is that the kidnappers are not an avid fan of Hermione, and may not even be a major fan. ”

"Obviously, unlike Jodie Foster's example, the kidnappers did not come for Miss Watson. In fact, the kidnappers were avid fans of Reagan in "Birdman" and were originally intended to kidnap Reagan. ”

"We believe that the kidnappers have strong histrionic personality disorder (HPD) and anti-. Society. Epipersonality Disorder (APD)! Manifested as overly emotional, in urgent need of attention, desperate need for approval, highly aggressive, no sense of shame, and unplanned behavior......"

"Stop! Stop! To get to the point, we're not a policeman. Examine! Say it works for me! "Emma is impatient.

"To put it simply, the kidnappers may just make a random request to embarrass the NYPD!"

"How is this possible?" Emma doesn't believe it, although she is disgusted with the fanatical fans, but someone ignores herself, especially a kidnapper who dares to ignore herself, which makes Emma unacceptable!

The publicist said: "Pay attention to the photo! The girl was grabbed by the kidnappers on the buttocks ......"

The public relations originally wanted to have a divine analysis, but unfortunately was interrupted by Emma: "I seem to have seen this girl?" ”

Luke, the agent, said: "Reagan's daughter, Sammy, you met at the WME party. ”

"I remember, the big glasses are scared to death! Ha! It's ridiculous! Bichi, who failed plastic surgery! Emma pursed her lips and gestured to continue.

There are many celebrities that PR has seen, and Emma is very easy to get along with, and continues unconcernedly: "In this photo, the kidnappers grab Sammy's buttocks and sing hallelujah hymns!" This is an old movie in COS, "Changing Face" by Nicolas Cage. ”

"In addition, the kidnapper's speech also mentioned George Clooney, everyone knows that the actor is an old man who pretends to be tender."

"We also looked up Girls' Generation, AKB, TFBOYS mentioned by the kidnappers."

"Girls' Generation is a Korean female ninetuplets group that has a lot of influence in Asia!"

"According to the analysis of the entire public relations team, they came to the conclusion that they are welcome - septuplets are rare!"

"AKB48 is Japan's giant A.V reserve idol group, and it is said that men from all over Asia are looking forward to their sequential launch! Well, I personally don't know what it means, I've never seen an infantry movie! ”

"Coupled with the fact that the kidnappers are crazy fans of "Birdman", we don't think that the fans of these groups will have anything to do with Harry Potter fans! So ......"

The good-natured PR is interrupted for the third time, and Emma asks, "Wait, you guys seem to be missing something?" What kind of BOYS is that? ”

The PR was still calm, and said in a calm tone: "Sorry! We didn't mean to show it, our entire PR team was very dedicated, hardworking, and serious, but we didn't find it! ”

"Didn't find it?" Emma was surprised!

"Yes, I didn't find it! There is no information about TFBOYS! "PR is sure!

"Okay, you go on." Emma waved her hand.

"In short, from these analyses, we have determined that the purpose of the kidnappers was not to get Miss Watson's attention!" PR concluded.

Luke, the agent, said: "Now that the situation is clear, let's talk about how to respond to the kidnappers' request." ”

"What's the news from the police station?" Emma asked.

Bodyguard and assistant Dennis is a retired NYPD police officer. Cha, who has been with Emma for many years, has a good relationship between the two.

Dennis said: "After the explosives were confirmed, the case has been taken over by the FBI. The FBI contacted us and asked us not to agree to the kidnappers' conditions, not to compromise with the kidnappers, and preferably not to respond in any way! ”

Emma asked Dennis, "What do you think about personally?" ”

Dennis said: "Based on my years of experience with the NYPD, it's best not to respond! The PR analysis is good and the kidnappers are clearly histrionic personality disorder and anti. Society. Epitypic personality disorder, any response will cause the kidnappers to get more excited! You see, the kidnappers' only channel of communication is Facebook, and kidnapping under the attention of the whole world is unprecedented and extremely pathological! And the request is made in order to attract a wider range of attention! ”

"I think the response will make the kidnappers high. Tide! The right thing to do is to calm the kidnappers! ”

Luke, the agent, retorted, "You're wrong! That's the right thing for the FBI, not Emma Watson! ”

Emma was silent for a few seconds, then lifted her chin to show interest: "Tell me more." ”

Agent Luke said: "Emma's problem, everyone knows, and even the whole world knows!" Eight Harry Potter films have limited Emma too much! People will always remember Hermione Granger, and only Hermione Granger! ”

"The response to the recent films has been mediocre overall, and there has been a lot of criticism of Emma's performance."

"Emma has tried a lot, and there's even 'The End of the World' from the Rotten Boys! Look at what the critics commented, the only character in the whole film who is not funny! "Luke, the agent, is helpless.

Emma is a bit unnatural.