04 Can I kiss you?
"Black Cat ......"
Facing the black cat that exuded the aura of Yamato Nadeshiko, even Chu Xuan, who had always been expressionless, had to be moved.
He pushed down his reflective glasses and asked very seriously:
"Can I kiss you?"
"Meow ——!"
The black cat's face instantly turned red like a boiled octopus, a cloud of steam erupted from the top of its head, and its two sparkling eyes turned into swirling mosquito coils.
"You, you, you...... What's going on in your head!
Really, really a creature with an insatiable male surname...... Although there are only two of us 'humans' in this ordinary world, you don't have to be so anxious, right?
Isn't it hard for you to use ...... on me? ”
The black cat, who was so shy that he was about to cry, quickly shrank to the corner of Chu Xuan's bed, and dragged the pillow in front of him, looking at Chu Xuan timidly.
But in the end, she was just acting to hide her shyness, and Chu Xuan, who already knew the black cat very well, could easily see through this.
"I don't mean anything else, I just want to see if I can get back the memories of our past lives."
Chu Xuan pushed down his glasses very seriously, but found a very unconvincing excuse.
"Before, past life? We? ”
The black cat really stared at Chu Xuan's face suspiciously, as if he was checking whether this guy in front of him was someone else's fake.
The Chu Xuan she knew, it was impossible for her to be so secondary!
"Yes. Our past lives.
- To be precise, it should be the memory of a life spent in a world that has been destroyed before I don't know how many reincarnations. ”
Chu Xuan nodded with great certainty, but this made the black cat even more worried:
"You...... Or wake up from the second illness? ”
Satirize! It's so ironic!
She is a black cat with a severe middle two disease and evil eyes, and she actually persuaded Chu Xuan not to be a middle two anymore, is there anything more ironic than this!
"I'm not talking nonsense, this is what Yuki told me......"
Chu Xuan pushed down his reflective glasses and relayed to the black cat that his "previous life" had left a backdoor program with Yuki Nagato.
"Hmm...... Speaking of which, the first time I saw you, I did feel a sense of familiarity in you.
Hehe...... I ask you, 'Where have we met?' ’
You replied to me, 'Past life'...... That's not really a lie.
By the way, you guy, have you really never lied? ”
The black cat recalled the scene when he met Chu Xuan for the first time, and couldn't help but smile softly.
"No, I'll lie too. But I lie only when necessary. ”
Chu Xuan replied very honestly.
"You're really honest. I like this too~"
The black cat blushed slightly, but boldly confided in her love.
Although she is very shy, as long as she is sure that she is not in danger - in terms of surname, she always likes to take the initiative to provoke Chu Xuan.
"That's right...... I didn't expect you to have been to the world of Suzumiya Haruka......"
The black cat, who has also watched "The Melancholy of the Spring of the Cool Palace" in his own world, nodded with some sighs, this feeling is really amazing - a certain anime character he is discussing now is a three-dimensional real person in a certain world, and he has become a two-dimensional character in the other party's mouth.
"Wait...... You screamed so naturally just now that I didn't even notice it......"
Suddenly, the black cat's eyes widened, and then stared at Chu Xuan with a somewhat sharp gaze.
"Since you have Xilachun, you are so affectionate...... You don't already have a girlfriend before you date me, do you? ”
"No, you are my first girlfriend and the first person to confess to me."
Chu Xuan replied unhurriedly, given that he had always had a good reputation, the black cat chose to believe him.
"Huh? But the mission of the main god is to successfully conquer at least one member of the SOS group, right?
Then who did you complete the task because of the strategy? ”
The black cat asked curiously, but maybe she didn't just want to gossip.
"Perhaps...... It's because I raided the spring day.
But it's also possible...... It's because I attacked the void. ”
Even Chu Xuan had a rare time when he couldn't judge accurately, and after hearing this, the black cat opened his eyes wide and asked:
"Void son? That's a character of secondary creation, right? ”
"Yes. In the final event, I was trapped in a closed space with Chun Yue and Ah Xu, and by the time I returned to the real world, Ah Xu had already become a virtual child, and the task was completed. ”
Chu Xuan didn't seem to want to mention this matter more, and ended the explanation with words that were too short to be shorter.
But of course, the black cat will not let go of this interesting change that makes people immediately aware of the inside story, and the fire of gossip in his heart is burning.
“…… That's right...... Ah Xu turned into a virtual son, and the task was completed...... Poof~ You didn't even be able to attack the next girl, but instead gave Ah Xuan a strategy?
Puff puff puff...... Uh-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu......"
The black cat really chewed out the fun of this immediately, but in front of Chu Xuan, she was embarrassed to laugh at the other party loudly, so she could only cover her mouth tightly and hold her face flushed.
Then she bent over the bed like a prawn, her body shaking incessantly, and people who didn't know might think she had a stomachache.
- But the black cat did laugh so hard that his stomach hurt.
Although Chu Xuan just calmly pushed down his reflective glasses, he didn't react like a robot, which made people feel that it was not so fun to flirt, but this did not affect the happy mood of the black cat.
After laughing for a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in the black cat's mind, and something suddenly came to mind.
However, when she wanted to stand up, she found that the muscles in her arms and abdomen were already sore and weak from laughter, so she could only fall back on the bed weakly, staring at Chu Xuan's poker face with eyes that had been bent into crescent moons, and asked very evilly:
"Ah, by the way, I just remembered...... In that plot, it was originally because Ah Xuan kissed Lianggong that they returned to the real world, right?
So now Ah Xuan has become a virtual son...... Burst...... It's because ...... Burst...... Did you kiss Ah Xu?
Hoohoohoohoohoo......"
After the black cat finally finished speaking, she immediately covered her mouth, but her eyes still insisted on staring at Chu Xuan, as if she would never stop without seeing his embarrassed appearance.
It's really strange for a girl, and her boyfriend will care a lot about calling other girls by their names, but he doesn't seem to mind if he kisses another man.
Really...... Under the normal appearance of every girl, is there actually a rotten girl's heart?
(To be continued)